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Tessera has released a brand-new version of his immensely popular Hellgate: Nude mod. Please see our Forums for details.

CurrentNews

It has been alleged that Werner "Wesp5" Spahl has a very tiny penis. So small, in fact, that it has severely affected his personality. We are currently investigating this allegation, in the hope of putting this question to rest once and for all.

RecentEvents

(1) GMail addresses have been banned from our Forums, due to an excessive number of spammers using Gmail as their e-mail address.

(2) Evidence suggests that Al Qaeda is a mythological agency created by the CIA, with the intent of frightening the American sheeple into doing whatever Washington tells them to do.

(3) The total number of downloads of Hellgate: Nude have topped the 800,000 mark. Tessera is still shaking his head in disbelief.

Contact Information

Contact us by Email, Fax, Telephone or Snail mail

Actually, you can't contact us by snail mail. You can't contact us by telephone, either. Fax..?

Don't be silly... nobody uses fax's anymore. Submit an online form..? Well, you can if you wanna.

Just scroll down a bit and fill in the form. We might even read it after you submit it to us, but only

if it's juicy enough. Be sure to include the specifics within your comments.

You *can* send e-mail to Tessera, if you *really* feel the need. NOTE: all e-mails submitted by single

women should include a tasteful nude photo of yourself, otherwise there's a good chance that your

e-mail will get buried under the dozens of other e-mails that we get each day. The addition of glistening

body oils or maybe even some warm pancake syrup smeared all over your bare skin would be a real plus

in those photos, too. You can wear a mask, if you wish to hide your identity. Maybe a kinky leather mask.

Or a Halloween mask, if you're suffering from self-image issues. Be creative..!!!

Okay -- I'll get serious. You can send e-mail to Tessera and/or this website at the following address:

Email:

tessera@tessmage.com

Online Form:

Please send any specific information about your request so we can direct it to the appropriate people:

Telephone:

There is no telephone support available at this time.

FAX:

1-800-GET-REAL

Snail Mail:

Send your inquiries to:

Your therapist.
A friend whom you really, really trust.
Or talk to your dog, if you can get him to listen...
Maybe you should just spend some quality time in the produce aisle at your local supermarket.
Have you ever tried it..? No..? Well then don't laugh. English cucumbers and honeydew melons can be a real turn-on.