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VIDEO TITLE: "Raven and Krystel: Bimbo Training"
DESCRIPTION: A totally retarded (and mercifully short) video that features
the "Raven and Krystel Companions" mod by Steeal and Tessera.

AUTHOR'S COMMENTS:

I have no excuse for this video and I throw myself on the mercy of the court.

Let's just say that as I was testing our delightful companions mod, I hit upon
a little glitch in Oblivion that allowed me to mercilessly torment both Raven
and Krystel at the same time. They got stuck in a loop and damned near killed
themselves. After you watch this, be sure to send your hate mail to Steeal.
I already get enough hate mail as it is... so now it's his turn to roast.

This video is definitely played for laughs and it features the perfect song by
the Ramones ("Cretin Hop"). The expression on Krystel's face at the end of the
video is so hilarious that it makes it all seem worthwhile.

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