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On July 8th 2010, Tessera released a brand-new version of The True VTMB Patch. Please see our Forums for details.

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Tessera has formally announced that a new version of the True VTMB Patch is will soon be made available for beta testing. Tentatively labeled the "Gold Edition," this will be the first new version of the True Patch to be released since 2007.

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(1) GMail addresses have been banned from our Forums, due to an excessive number of spammers using Gmail as their e-mail address.

(2) Evidence suggests that Al Qaeda is a mythological agency created by the CIA, with the intent of frightening the American sheeple into doing whatever Washington tells them to do.

(3) The total number of downloads of Hellgate: Nude have topped the 800,000 mark. Tessera is still shaking his head in disbelief.

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VIDEO TITLE: "Malk Wars: Attack Of The Naked Clones"
DESCRIPTION: A silly video that features Tessera's "Fleshtone Nude Malkavian Mod"
(FNMM7) for VTMB in action. It also demonstrates a few clever Source engine tricks.

AUTHOR'S COMMENTS:

Everytime you think that my videos can't possibly get any
more retarded... I get this urge to show you just how wrong
you were. In this case, I spent a few hours assembling a weird,
tricked-out scene in VTMB, by feeding some falsified data into
the game's Source engine. The result is four different half-naked
Malkavian girls on the screen at once. All of them look gorgeous.

This video was assembled using some fairly decent editing software,
as well as some custom animations that I created myself. Aside from
the eye candy, the video has absolutely no redeeming values whatsoever.
So just remove your brain, set it aside for a few minutes... and enjoy.

The music is by John Williams and it comes from the first two "Star Wars"
films ("Star Wars" and "The Empire Strikes Back"). Also available on YouTube.

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