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Title: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 01, 2018, 01:59:57 AM
Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump

I just thought of the perfect Christmas gift for Donald Trump... and I think we should all chip in and get this for him.

How about a beautiful pair of Gucci handcuffs..? I know it's important to Donny that he have the very best of the best, so check these out...

(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/trump_monogrammed_handcuffs.jpg)

Aren't those lovely..? Made from the finest high-tensile steel, expertly plated in genuine 24-karat gold, polished to a beautiful shine, and lovingly monogrammed "D T" using austere and dignified laser-etched Old English lettering. Made by Gucci in Italy, these expertly crafted and individually produced handcuffs are clearly designed with the discerning gentleman in mind. Yes, they cost a lot more -- but isn't Donny worth it..? No one has ever had handcuffs as gorgeous as these before, and hey -- we know how important style-over-substance is to Donny. Just think of how commanding and impressive Donny will look, as they lead him into court wearing these elegant and personalized handcuffs. Absolutely divine..!!!

Maybe we could launch a Kickstarter campaign or something and collect the necessary funds. Naturally, handcuffs as special as these don't come cheap... but we want Donny to have the very best. Whattya say..?


Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on August 01, 2018, 12:18:55 PM
We can pay for it by taxing the rich. ;)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 03, 2018, 02:26:51 AM
You wanna laugh..? Gucci actually does make handcuffs.   :D

No doubt for really kinky rich folks to enjoy together in the bedroom. Seriously... Gucci handcuffs really do exist. I kid you not.

Back to Donny...

I think Trump should be arrested, tried, convicted and then sentenced to having obese Sarah Huckabee repeatedly dropped on top of him, until he's been squashed to death.


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/freaks/sarah_huckabee_obese.jpg)

Ouch...
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 22, 2018, 07:13:37 PM
But wait a minute...


Please... let's stop being so mean to Donald Trump. The poor man... he's been through such a terrible ordeal. Surely, we can forgive and forget..?

Oh shit...

Okay... I tried it and I just threw up in my mouth a little. Please disregard my last outburst. Lock him up.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 25, 2018, 06:33:45 AM
Back when Trump was in his first month in office, I predicted that he wouldn't even make it through his first term. I didn't just predict it here -- I predicted it to just about everyone that I know personally, too. Some of them said I was crazy.

This past week has seen a number of Trump's buddies turn against him. Michael Cohen was just the tip of the iceberg... in the past couple of days, several more have jumped ship and made immunity deals, in exchange for cooperating with the feds. I won't go into the details, because those details are plastered all over the news and we keep hearing more and more every day.

Basically, it looks like my prediction is coming true a lot sooner than I had expected it to. So now I have an updated prediction:

I believe that Donald Trump will resign soon. He'll resign for several reasons:

(1) So he can later claim that resigning was his own decision. Just think about Trump's ego and his narcissism for a moment. It has to be HIS choice to leave the White House. And he'll blame his subordinates.
(2) He'll resign in order to protect his own children from harm. At least, that's what he'll tell himself. Personally, I think his kids are gonna get nailed when New York State investigates The Trump Foundation. 
(3) He'll resign for the same reason that Richard Nixon did, back in 1974. Trump resigns in order to avoid impeachment, and then Mike Pence gives him a pardon. Trump will still face lawsuits and indictments from individual states, but at least he gets to escape The Big One... which is the accusation that he committed treason by colluding with the Russians. That's one of the worst federal crimes that you can commit in this country. We used to give people the death penalty for that. Now it's just life in prison. But Mike Pence would have the power to pardon Trump, being that it would indeed be a federal matter.

I suppose it's possible that Trump might actually try to stay where he is until the November elections... but at this rate, I doubt that he can last that long. The elections are still more than two months away and the man is already visibly falling apart. Seriously, if things get much worse for Trump, then they're gonna need to put him on a suicide watch or something. Shit... along with all of the legal heat building under Trump's ass, there's also a rumor that his wife Melania is planning to divorce him as soon as he's out of office. The man's life is totally falling apart.

One way or another, I can't see how it would be possible for Trump to remain president for much longer. Right now, he stands on the verge of being accused of so many high crimes that at best he would spend the next 300 years in prison. Meaning... the rest of his life. This is why I think he'll resign before all of that goes down. Then he'll probably skip out of the country and go live with Vladimir Putin.

Buh bye, baby Donald -- you fucking vicious piece of shit. Somebody get those Gucci handcuffs ready. Polish them up nice and shiny... because Donny deserves the very best.

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Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 26, 2018, 09:09:42 PM
Here's something that I've been posting on YouTube (mostly under Fox News videos), directed at Trump's supporters:


"As of October 2017, Gallup polling found that 31% of Americans identified as Democrat, 24% identified as Republican, and 42% as Independent. Additionally, polling showed that 46% are either "Democrats or Democratic leaners" and 39% are either "Republicans or Republican leaners'" when Independents are asked "'do you lean more to the Democratic Party, or the Republican Party?'"

That quote is taken straight from Gallup. And before some homunculus says "Polls don't matter," oh yes... yes they do, because they sway public opinion. Polls are also indicative of trends.

I have no doubt that there are many fine, decent people on the right. Of course there are. But in this day and age, the right-wing has been usurped by a much larger number of simple-minded Neanderthals, who wish for America to be a violent country. They get off on it -- it makes them feel powerful. This is why MILLIONS of decent people have defected from the Republican party in recent years and have re-registered as Independents. So you see, it isn't a matter of propaganda, folks. It's pure science. It is easy to predict that in another 10 years at this rate, there won't be any such thing as the Republican party. Thanks to Trump, they will probably die an even quicker death than that. But I understand how most of you must feel. You voted for Trump, you got duped, and now you feel ashamed. But instead of owning your shame, you're twisting it into anger instead. Blindly lashing out, like a wounded animal backed into a corner. You all need to understand that nothing you say or do will make any difference. Donald Trump is going to be removed from office soon. That's final.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on September 05, 2018, 01:34:39 AM
IMPEACH BABY TRUMP..!!!

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Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on September 06, 2018, 12:11:39 AM
I would like to urge all conscientious Americans to buy this book, when it gets released on September 11...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/416N358DJfL._SX329_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)


Previews of Bob Woodward's new book have already set off an avalanche in Washington. When that book hits the book stores in a couple of weeks, I think we can expect to see Trump's approval rating drop to 25% or less. Trump's days are numbered, folks. It's not a matter of "if" now... it's a matter of "when." Just as it was for Richard Nixon, back in 1974.

Somewhere on this board, there's a post that I made back when Trump was first elected (or shortly thereafter) and in that post, I predicted that Trump wouldn't make it through his first term. If anyone feels like searching for that post, then be my guest... I can't remember which topic I posted it in. I based that prediction on my belief that Trump is a malignant narcissist and a criminal... but I gotta say, I don't have a crystal ball and I had no idea that things would unfold in quite the way that they have. This is unquestionably the most insane presidency in American history... it has become so volatile and bizarre that I worry about Trump's deteriorating mental state. This is the guy who can push a button and start WWIII if he wants to... so it's time for everyone to sit up and pay attention.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on September 10, 2018, 03:13:57 AM
I had a conversation today with an old friend, and we came to what I hope will be an optimistic conclusion...

We were discussing the worst-case scenario -- namely, what if Trump gets away with all of this shit and then actually gets elected to a second term..?

I won't go into a long list of particulars... I mean, jeezis, our conversation lasted almost 3 hours... but we both agreed on something important: that this entire experience has scared the living shit out of Donald Trump. This ongoing debacle in Washington has almost certainly been an educational experience for Trump... yes, even an idiot like him can learn new things. So I think we can expect that in the future, Donald Trump is going to be on a short leash. For example, I don't think we will EVER see another disgusting situation like we've had in his dealings with refugees and their children at the southern border. And I also expect Trump to begin, at least publicly, to distance himself a bit from Putin. And many other lessons.

In short, I think Trump came charging into the White House with the expectation that he would run it the same way that he runs a big business... and what he is quickly finding out is that Washington is not merely the studio for another episode of The Apprentice. He doesn't get to do whatever he wants. He can't simply fire everybody who annoys him. He can't just waltz down the hallways of the White House, crotch grabbing every cute female employee that he sees. He can't lie his face off every day and expect to keep getting away with it. I could easily go on, but I think we all know what Trump's major failings are.

So that is my expectation: that even if we're saddled with Trump for another 6 years, his days of behaving like a thuggish megalomaniac are rapidly coming to a close. I realize, of course, that many of you will have a different take on it and I wouldn't blame you if you disagreed.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: beetle on September 15, 2018, 06:26:48 PM
But would the Republican party even back him for a second term?
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on September 16, 2018, 04:23:30 PM


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Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on September 28, 2018, 04:48:46 PM
And now, here is my commentary on the Brett Kavanaugh fiasco...


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/freaks/the_kavanaugh_family_2018.jpg)

The sole eyewitness to the crime... Mark Judge... has been DELIBERATELY hidden away by the Republicans. So forget about all of the other facts for a moment... because this is the most damning fact of them all. People who are innocent do not go to the trouble of hiding witnesses... GUILTY people and ONLY GUILTY PEOPLE go the trouble to hide witnesses. Therefore, I think we can deduce that hiding Mark Judge is effectively an admission of Kavanaugh's guilt. There is no other rational conclusion, in my view.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on October 01, 2018, 06:26:55 PM


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Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: beetle on October 02, 2018, 06:55:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kurKyCAhhmQ
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on October 03, 2018, 09:53:05 PM
Quote from: beetle on October 02, 2018, 06:55:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kurKyCAhhmQ


LOL... good one.  ;D

Did any of you see the SNL opening the other night..? Matt Damon did a great job as Kavanaugh and the entire skit was hilarious.
Mainly because it really wasn't all that much of a parody... it was pretty close to the bone.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on October 05, 2018, 03:15:22 PM
Yeah, that was pretty good.

The "80s Party" skit was pretty dead-on too.

Not that any of this shit matters. Kavanaugh has the votes. Of the four senators who were on the fence before the FBI's rushed farce of an investigation, three of them (Republicans Jeff Flake and Susan Collins and fake DEMOCRAT Joe Manchin) have declared they will vote yes on the confirmation. Only Republican Lisa Murkowski had the guts to stand up to Bitch McTurtle and the Repigfucker whips. Of course the proof is in the pudding; the confirmation vote will likely be held tomorrow and there is always the (very) slight possibility one of them could change their minds. But it's likely Trump will have Kavanaugh sworn in and sitting on the bench by Tuesday, only a week behind schedule. >:(

We can only hope that this process fires up enough people on the left that they will get out and vote these pigs out of office. But my lack of faith in the American people has been upheld time and again. We can also hope that Kavanaugh's rulings will effectively have an asterisk next to them, and when he retires in 20 or 30 years a bunch of those 5-4 decisions can be reviewed and overturned by a new Court. Or the next Democratic president can add two more justices to the court, giving us a 6-5 majority (there is no Constitutional limit to the size of the court and while it always seems eventually to revert to a default of nine justices, there have been more before. Certainly these are extraordinary times and it may be time to buck precedent to salvage what little remains of American democracy. >:(
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on October 06, 2018, 08:18:55 PM
Quote from: Cylnar on October 05, 2018, 03:15:22 PM
We can only hope that this process fires up enough people on the left that they will get out and vote these pigs out of office. But my lack of faith in the American people has been upheld time and again.

I hear you.

I think the problem in most of these situations is that the public has a ridiculously short memory. Everybody is up in arms about something TODAY... but a few months from now, nobody gives a shit about it anymore and they go back to doing business-as-usual. Hence the letdowns that you and I have experienced so many times over the years. I can't tell you how pissed off I was when Kerry lost in 2004.

This current situation has the virtue of taking place a mere four weeks before a major nationwide election. And when you look at the anger of American women right now... I doubt they're going to forget about THIS travesty for quite some time. Certainly, they will still be feeling it in a few more weeks, so I think it's a good bet that THIS time around, we're going to see the wrath of 200 million scorned women being displayed on November 6th. I can even imagine that a lot of Republican women will keep their mouths shut right up until they walk over to the voting machine and then... in a last minute act of defiance... they'll mutter "Fuck you, GOP" under their breaths and then push the blue button to vote Democratic. And then they'll smile to themselves and go back home.

If I'm right, then you won't see this showing up on any polls... those fine ladies will pretend to be good little Republican girls right up until election day. But I know women... and I know how this sort of thing stews about inside their lovely little heads for WEEKS sometimes before they finally react to it outwardly. Another thing that I know about women is that -- above nearly any other consideration -- women need to feel SAFE in their lives. And they expect us men to help them feel SAFER. Honestly, I think the only female drive that is stronger than the need to feel safe is their maternal instinct. Well, what the Republicans have just done... by installing a possible serial rapist who is anti-abortion onto the Supreme Court... is that they have made 200 million American women feel LESS SAFE.

Oh man... that is a REALLY big no-no, guys. This is MAJOR and any woman will tell you so. But you know how most women are. They'll bite their lips for right now, they'll think "Well, the men have done it to us again," and they'll try to just eat it and shrug it off. But deep inside, this "I feel less safe because of these old white men" crap is going to fester and roll around in their minds for days and weeks and months. Eventually, it's going to boil to the surface and manifest itself as an extreme anger and hatred of Trump, of Kavanaugh, of Republicans, and possibly of older white male politicians in general. OUCH. And this is primal, guys... it's not something that you will ever talk women out of feeling. It's an instinctive fear that is coming straight from their female human DNA.

So where might all of this lead..? Here comes another of Tessera's famous predictions...

Twenty years from now, there won't be any such thing as the Republican party anymore and MOST of the members of Congress will probably be women. THAT is what the GOP has done to itself with Trump and Kavanaugh. I've spent the past several decades watching the Republicans shoot themselves in the foot... but this time, they've shot themselves in the face.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on October 06, 2018, 09:11:14 PM
I hope you're right. This nation and the planet in general needs to make a SHARP left turn and start dealing with the damage decades of rightward drift and right-wing misrule have done to our societies, our psyches and our planet. >:(

But we shall see what happens a month from now... ::)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on October 11, 2018, 12:48:24 AM
Quote from: Cylnar on October 06, 2018, 09:11:14 PM
But we shall see what happens a month from now... ::)


A Democratically controlled House *will* impeach Trump, no matter what, because that's what their constituents will demand. None of them are talking impeachment right now, because it's premature and might skew the November election. But you can bet that in 2019, Trump absolutely *will* be impeached and his crimes will then be on display for all the world to see. Don't forget that an impeachment proceeding will guarantee the House the power to subpoena Trump's tax records, his other financial records, plus they'll be able to subpoena witnesses... the whole enchilada. And the courts can't stop it, thanks to the Constitutional separation of powers. Roberts, Kavanaugh, Thomas et al can't save Trump from this shit. No one can. The House will have full reign in that situation.

I'm expecting many of Trump's supporters to abandon him at that point, along with a fair number of Republican senators. No matter how you slice it, Donald Trump is seriously screwed next year. It all hinges on the Dems winning back the House in November. After that... grab some popcorn and enjoy the show, fellow lefties.   ;D
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on October 16, 2018, 10:04:28 AM
How To Shut Up Any Trump Supporter

I think I posted this already, but I can't recall... so I'll post it now...

Have any of you gotten into a flame war with the Trumptards on the internet..? Well then, I'm here to help. I've been engaged in HUNDREDS of flame wars during the past few months and if you know me, then you know that I'm not an easy person to get into a fight with. But anyway, I've discovered a sure-fire way to shut them up and force them to scurry away, back into their rat holes.

It's simple: just ask them one, single question that so far, NONE of them have been willing to answer. Are we ready..? Then here it is:

If you came to believe that Donald Trump was guilty of serious crimes, then would you continue to support him..?

Thus far, I have asked that question of at least three dozen Trumptards and none of them... not a single one... has ever answered it. In every case, they bailed out of the flame war with me and never returned.

Gee... I can't imagine why. And when you think about it, their refusal to answer is, in itself, very telling indeed. It tells me that their conviction is weak... and that's good news for our side. But go ahead... give it a whirl.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on October 20, 2018, 07:46:48 AM
As an aside... here's a fun idea:


As most of you know, I've created a few mods over the years for my favorite PC games. Most of my mods have been adult in nature.

Well, I'd like to announce that I plan to create a new mod soon, for the zombie apocalypse shooter game known as Left 4 Dead.

If you are at all familiar with that game, it pretty much consists of forming a heavily armed party and then slaughtering huge numbers of zombies,
as you make your way toward your objective. It's quite a bloodbath, has a fairly high degree of realism and is definitely not suitable for children.

I'm planning to re-texture a large proportion of the zombies in that game, so that lots of them will be wearing "MAGA" t-shirts.
You know... the favorite slogan of Trumptards everywhere. I think you get the idea behind this little plan of mine.  :P

I'll release it as soon as it's finished and then, those of you on the left who are a bit more militant (as I tend to be) can have loads of fun,
shooting and killing literally hundreds of zombie Trumptards. It's going to be quite a treat for me, I can tell you. I hope you will enjoy it, also.

Stay tuned for further details. I'm working on this new mod as we speak. I might also put some of the female zombies in "Trump 2020" shirts.
Also, I may include some anti-Trump wall art and such as an added bonus. I've only just started on this, so I can't be any more specific right now.

I will not include any nudity within this particular mod, as I want it to have wider appeal. I was tempted to throw in some nude photos of the real Melania... but changed my mind.

With this upcoming mod, we can all pretend to exterminate hundreds and hundreds of mindless Trumptards during our leisure time.   ;D
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Allu on October 20, 2018, 06:46:35 PM
Only THIS might be a reason to check the game out...
Sounds fun.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on October 24, 2018, 11:52:39 PM
Everyone knew this was coming...


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The best way for Donald Trump to protect the American people would be for him to resign immediately.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 14, 2018, 02:14:51 AM
Donald Trump appears to be getting very close to a nervous breakdown.

I've explained this before, but I'll explain it again here...


Trump is afflicted with a very serious and often debilitating mental illness known as malignant narcissistic personality disorder. Read up about it, if you are curious.

Well, the one thing that every malignant narcissist fears more than anything else is:

EXPOSURE

An extreme narcissist spends his entire life convincing everyone around him that he's special... a breed apart... a superman. They'll go to enormous and often ridiculous lengths to maintain that illusion. Pathological lying is just the tip of their iceberg. And the one thing that terrifies every extreme narcissist is the possibility that one day, in front of everyone, they will be exposed as a phony, a fraud, a normal person... or even worse... as an inferior person.

Trump is getting very close to the point where he will be exposed for everyone to see... for the ENTIRE WORLD to see. He has desperately tried to do all that he can to prevent this from happening... but now, he knows that it has become inevitable. Soon, everyone will know that Donald Trump is, indeed, nothing more than a cheap, jumped up little thug... who has never accomplished anything important on his own, and is in fact a 100% artificial person.

Expect Trump to blow a fuse any time now. Could be days... could be weeks... could possibly be in a few months from now. But he's already hiding in the basement, and letting his equally phony wife Melania speak for him. I honestly think that my prediction about Trump not lasting until the end of his first term is becoming increasingly certain... more so with every passing week.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on November 14, 2018, 05:41:23 AM
Let's just hope he doesn't decide to take the rest of the world with him. :P

He has the nuclear codes, remember... :o
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 22, 2018, 03:27:56 AM
I'll respond with an excerpt from one of my recent exchanges (today) over on YouTube:


Tessmage Tessera
2 hours ago

This is why the Republicans in the Senate will ultimately dump Trump. It really doesn't matter what they do or don't believe, nor does it matter whether they are moral or immoral. The bottom line is this: Trump is directly responsible for their party suffering its single worst defeat in modern history. If they continue to support Trump, their party will be driven to extinction... and they know it. Their choice then becomes clear: dump Trump and try to come out as heroes in the eyes of the voting public, or stay with Trump and be smashed so badly in 2020, that they will effectively cease to exist.


janeen harris
1 hour ago

Tessmage Tessera, isn't it too late to try the hero card? They tweeted in support of Trumps attack on a decorated navy seal. They didn't even have the sense to stay silent.


Jennifer Howse
44 minutes ago

janeen harris I think they are staying to the bitter end. Also some of them are going to jail. Devon Nunez for sure. Manafort knows alot, also Cohen.


g0679
35 minutes ago
Tessmage Tessera ...Our most recent tax bill, the wave of corporatist judicial appointments, the recent examples of voter suppression...  They didn't merely arise out of Trump's vacuous cranium.


Tessmage Tessera
1 second ago
@janeen harris  It's never too late. Not unless we give up. And we haven't. The root of this problem lies in 30 years of Americans becoming soft, spoiled, complacent, cynical and downright apathetic. We've allowed ourselves to be placated with shiny trinkets and gizmos. We've adopted an insidious, crippling sense that "someone else will take care of it." Trump may just be a symptom, yes... but it's a good symptom, because it has awoken a sleeping giant that was sleeping for far too long.





The above discussion can be found here:  https://youtu.be/FycJcVuDwj4

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Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 30, 2018, 08:32:10 AM
And here we are... finally.   :D

Michael Cohen's sworn testimony in federal court yesterday is pretty much the final nail in Trump's coffin.

Well actually, it looks to me as if it will be one of many more final nails.

By this time next year, Trump will not only be out of office... but he'll likely be in prison, too.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on December 01, 2018, 04:49:33 AM
Let's just kill him and fat Sarah.  I never detested people in my life, as much as I do those two.  Actually add Ryan Zinke to the kill list. 
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on December 01, 2018, 08:06:21 AM
Quote from: Will Never on December 01, 2018, 04:49:33 AM
Let's just kill him and fat Sarah.  I never detested people in my life, as much as I do those two.  Actually add Ryan Zinke to the kill list.

For legal reasons, the Administrator of tessmage.com would like to state that Will Never's
personal views are not endorsed by the management of this web site.


(Privately, however, I giggled).   :P
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on December 04, 2018, 07:37:08 PM
I'd like to give Donnie a nice new T-shirt for Xmas:


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Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on December 04, 2018, 11:21:13 PM
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on December 08, 2018, 10:42:42 AM
Well, it is now official: Donald Trump is a criminal.

During the trial of Michael Cohen, federal prosecutors came right out and stated... in court... that Trump is strongly implicated in several very, very serious crimes. Including campaign finance violations.

As I see it, Trump committed most of his crimes PRIOR to when he became the president. Therefore, the DOJ's tradition of not indicting a sitting president should be re-examined in this case. Trump must be indicted and removed from office.

Trump's entire presidency is illegal and illegitimate. Trump and Mike Pence must be removed and then, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi would become the sitting president until the election in 2020.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on December 08, 2018, 08:12:15 PM
I just had a nightmare thought...which probably won't happen due to Trump's ego, thankfully.

The Speaker of the House is next in line after the president and vice-president, true. But the current speaker of the House is Republican Paul Ryan. He will hold the office until January. :P

If Trump and Pence resigned before January 20 or whenever the date is that the next Congress is seated...

Paul Ryan would become the next president of the United States! As such, he would leave the Speaker post and no longer be subject to being unseated when the new Congress comes in. :o

And Nancy Pelosi would continue to serve as Speaker under a Republican president. Gack!

Fortunately, like I said, Trump is both too egotistical and not enough of a team player to do this for the sake of keeping his party in power, like some Repigfuckers would. ;)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on December 08, 2018, 10:11:54 PM
Please stop, Cylnar. You're scaring me.  :o
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on December 11, 2018, 12:41:07 PM
Trump got kicked in the balls today by Nancy Pelosi.

Take a look: https://youtu.be/AZtCfBR8ZZQ

All of you who feared that Nancy Pelosi would secretly make deals with Trump... guess again. She clearly hates the bastard. She laid into him pretty good today... and the new session of Congress hasn't even started yet. I've always said that Nancy Pelosi is a great attack dog and it's nice to see that she's sharpening her fangs again.

Trump is gonna be in living hell next year. I'm loving it.

(https://i.imgflip.com/20fo4x.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on December 15, 2018, 02:05:00 PM
LOL... and yesterday, Pelosi announced that the House is going to request Trump's tax returns next month, directly from the IRS.

Which means that Trump can't do a single thing to interfere with it. The IRS is bound by law to comply with requests from Congress.

Trump... you're so totally fucked, that it doesn't even make sense for you to keep hanging onto the presidency. Just resign, idiot.
Maybe you can make a plea deal -- and plead guilty to some lesser charges that will keep you out of jail for the rest of your life.

Maybe.

:P
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on December 20, 2018, 12:49:08 PM
Had some fun this morning. I went over to the toxic Fox News channel on YouTube and put up this post:

Do you think Donald Trump will be raped in prison..?

The resulting shit storm was hilarious. I think they're finally starting to crack over there.  :P
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on December 21, 2018, 08:58:21 PM
Someone else has left Trump.

Trump 'hates' Mattis' resignation letter, source says

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K00t72w4VwA

QuoteA source close to the White House said President Trump is angry about the resignation letter submitted by Defense Secretary James Mattis.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on December 21, 2018, 09:00:36 PM
Yup, Mattis resigned and made it very clear that he's leaving because of Trump.

Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh both had harsh words for Trump yesterday.

And even Fox News has turned against Trump over the Syria withdrawal.

Trump is fresh out of friends at this point.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on December 23, 2018, 11:07:53 PM
Fox News is turning against Trump.

Ann Coulter has turned against Trump.

Every major news outlet in the world has turned against Trump.

75% of the American people have turned against Trump.

The Senate Republicans are showing early signs of turning against Trump.

It doesn't take a genius to see that Trump is fresh out of friends. The only people who still support Trump are all inbred hillbillies and American Nazis.

My prediction: Trump will be out of office by next summer... it's a done deal.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on January 05, 2019, 03:56:24 AM
Did anybody see the latest attempt by the Trumptards to attack Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez..?

It totally backfired, of course.

They posted some old video of her dancing on a rooftop when she was in college... as if it were somehow scandalous for a gorgeous young college student to be dancing. The video was accompanied by a paragraph of nasty verbal attacks upon her.

Predictably, their idiotic attempt to attack THE HOTTEST LOOKING MEMBER OF CONGRESS had exactly the opposite effect from what they intended. AOC has become even more popular. She's really becoming a celebrity, at this point... and it's mostly thanks to Fox News and the Trumptards, who keep attacking her with mindless drivel and baseless nonsense.

Check out the video, if you haven't seen it. She looks delicious... my dick got hard 30 seconds into it and at my age, that's saying something.

Here it is:  https://youtu.be/FI5yvdaMIPU

Uh oh... I'm getting a boner again...

Errrm... anyway... if the goons on the right keep attacking AOC, then she'll just keep becoming more and more popular. At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if she became our president in 2028.

Thanks, Trumptards!  ;D

(https://www.theimproper.com/wp-content/uploads/Alexandra-Dance.jpg)

Whoa...   :o
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on January 05, 2019, 04:32:37 PM
Quote from: Tessera on January 05, 2019, 03:56:24 AM
Did anybody see the latest attempt by the Trumptards to attack Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez..?

It totally backfired, of course.

They posted some old video of her dancing on a rooftop when she was in college... as if it were somehow scandalous for a gorgeous young college student to be dancing. The video was accompanied by a paragraph of nasty verbal attacks upon her.

Predictably, their idiotic attempt to attack THE HOTTEST LOOKING MEMBER OF CONGRESS had exactly the opposite effect from what they intended. AOC has become even more popular. She's really becoming a celebrity, at this point... and it's mostly thanks to Fox News and the Trumptards, who keep attacking her with mindless drivel and baseless nonsense.

Check out the video, if you haven't seen it. She looks delicious... my dick got hard 30 seconds into it and at my age, that's saying something.

Here it is:  https://youtu.be/FI5yvdaMIPU

Uh oh... I'm getting a boner again...

Errrm... anyway... if the goons on the right keep attacking AOC, then she'll just keep becoming more and more popular. At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if she became our president in 2028.

Thanks, Trumptards!  ;D

(https://www.theimproper.com/wp-content/uploads/Alexandra-Dance.jpg)

Whoa...   :o

Always amusing to go the comment sections of these videos.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on January 07, 2019, 11:44:24 AM
If you drove a small car back and forth over Trump, then he'd make a noise that sounds remarkably like walruses mating.

Just a fun fact that I wanted to share.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on January 09, 2019, 12:07:03 AM
President Trump gave his first ever address to the nation from the Oval Office tonight.

Our fearless Democratic leaders responded with a stern warning...


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/schumer_pelosi_scolding_trump.jpg)

Maybe I should move to Canada. Dunno how much more of this psycho bullshit I can take.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on January 09, 2019, 08:17:05 AM
Quote from: Tessera on January 09, 2019, 12:07:03 AM
President Trump gave his first ever address to the nation from the Oval Office tonight.

Our fearless Democratic leaders responded with a stern warning...


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/schumer_pelosi_scolding_trump.jpg)

Maybe I should move to Canada. Dunno how much more of this psycho bullshit I can take.

What, they drop the ball again?
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on January 09, 2019, 12:53:18 PM
Quote from: Blankspace on January 09, 2019, 08:17:05 AM
What, they drop the ball again?

Well in my opinion, the Dems had a golden opportunity to call Trump out on the numerous lies that he told during his Oval Office address.

Instead, Schumer and Pelosi stood there looking semi-catatonic, and just droned on about how Trump is a bad boy for refusing to end the gov't shutdown.

I guess it didn't really matter very much, since everyone already knew that Trump was a lying sack of shit. But I think the Dems should have been more aggressive.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on January 09, 2019, 08:33:59 PM
It's like the dems don't really want to win.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on January 09, 2019, 11:42:08 PM
Quote from: Blankspace on January 09, 2019, 08:33:59 PM
It's like the dems don't really want to win.

You aren't the first person to say that.

They definitely need to be more aggressive.

...

Hmm... okay, I got it. We'll pay for the wall, but only if we get to see Melania stripped naked, covered with peanut butter and fucked by wild baboons for seven straight hours. They could make it a pay-per-view event, or whatever.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on January 18, 2019, 04:26:55 PM
Trump versus the Democrats


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/pelosi_trump_and_schumer_meeting_gag.jpg)

...

I've lived a long time and I've seen some weird shit... but right now in Washington, things are as weird as it gets.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on January 21, 2019, 04:01:39 PM
Hey, Trumptards..? Take a good look at this photo:


(https://staticv3.972mag.com/wp-content/uploads//2015/06/wall1-e1484479992658.jpg)

So much for the value of your stupid, evil and WORTHLESS border wall.

That's a genuine photo. As we can see, there's something in this world known as a LADDER, you fucking imbeciles.

NO WALL FOR TRUMP.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on January 23, 2019, 06:08:34 PM
Here's another example, the Berlin Wall.

(http://assets.pewresearch.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2014/10/FT_14.10.15_berlinWallPhoto.jpg)

Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on February 03, 2019, 05:53:10 AM
Poor little Donny...


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/trump_whining.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: caninelegion on February 03, 2019, 08:45:31 PM
Quote from: Tessera on January 05, 2019, 03:56:24 AM
Did anybody see the latest attempt by the Trumptards to attack Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez..?

It totally backfired, of course.

They posted some old video of her dancing on a rooftop when she was in college... as if it were somehow scandalous for a gorgeous young college student to be dancing. The video was accompanied by a paragraph of nasty verbal attacks upon her.

Predictably, their idiotic attempt to attack THE HOTTEST LOOKING MEMBER OF CONGRESS had exactly the opposite effect from what they intended. AOC has become even more popular. She's really becoming a celebrity, at this point... and it's mostly thanks to Fox News and the Trumptards, who keep attacking her with mindless drivel and baseless nonsense.

Check out the video, if you haven't seen it. She looks delicious... my dick got hard 30 seconds into it and at my age, that's saying something.

Here it is:  https://youtu.be/FI5yvdaMIPU

Uh oh... I'm getting a boner again...

Errrm... anyway... if the goons on the right keep attacking AOC, then she'll just keep becoming more and more popular. At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if she became our president in 2028.

Thanks, Trumptards!  ;D

(https://www.theimproper.com/wp-content/uploads/Alexandra-Dance.jpg)

Whoa...   :o

I didn't but with her apparent stupidity, she does make an easy target.  Both sides keep dragging up crap from years ago that have no bearing on anything - the latest being the Gov of VA. 

Edit: formatting/readability.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: caninelegion on February 03, 2019, 08:55:49 PM
Quote from: Tessera on January 21, 2019, 04:01:39 PM
Hey, Trumptards..? Take a good look at this photo:


(https://staticv3.972mag.com/wp-content/uploads//2015/06/wall1-e1484479992658.jpg)

So much for the value of your stupid, evil and WORTHLESS border wall.

That's a genuine photo. As we can see, there's something in this world known as a LADDER, you fucking imbeciles.

NO WALL FOR TRUMP.


Do not want a wall but - they do work:  Impact on the number of illegal migrants entering Hungary

Attempted border entries have fallen since the barrier was constructed. During the month of September 2015 there was a total number of 138,396 migrant entries, and within the first two weeks of November the average daily number of intercepted migrants decreased to only 15, which is a daily reduction of more than 4,500.[38]
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on February 04, 2019, 05:39:38 AM
Quote from: caninelegion on February 03, 2019, 08:55:49 PM
Do not want a wall but - they do work:  Impact on the number of illegal migrants entering Hungary

Attempted border entries have fallen since the barrier was constructed. During the month of September 2015 there was a total number of 138,396 migrant entries, and within the first two weeks of November the average daily number of intercepted migrants decreased to only 15, which is a daily reduction of more than 4,500.[38]


Your comment presumes that the border fence had an appreciable impact upon illegal immigration. There could be many factors at work. For example, efforts made on the Mexican side to improve their law enforcement, a change in leadership in Mexico (they have a different president now), improving economic conditions in Mexico, and so forth.

Cause and effect is what we're talking about here. Imagine that every time a large group comes across the border, it happened to be raining. Should we deduce that rain causes immigration..? Should we double the number of border guards on rainy days..? Or should we simply deduce that the weather had nothing to do with it, and there may be other factors..?

Fences will not deter anyone who is dead set on crossing the border. They'll get a ladder. They'll get a hacksaw. They'll dig a tunnel.

Meanwhile, statistics show us that the vast majority of illegal immigrants are people who came into the USA legally and then deliberately over-stayed their visas. That is a fact... so a fence or a wall or whatever would have no effects of any kind on the majority of illegal immigrants. Trump's wall is nothing but a big waste of money... we have much better and more high-tech (and cheaper) ways to monitor border crossings.

As far as drugs entering the USA are concerned, nearly all of them come in through legal points of entry and so again, a wall wouldn't have any effect upon drug trafficking.

Trump's wall is a big red herring. Don't get sucked in by the hype.

The best answer to illegal immigration is to improve the conditions in these people's country of origin. If their lives could be made better where they were born and raised, then why would they want to leave..?
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on February 04, 2019, 06:29:28 AM
Quote from: caninelegion on February 03, 2019, 08:45:31 PM
I didn't but with her apparent stupidity, she does make an easy target.  Both sides keep dragging up crap from years ago that have no bearing on anything - the latest being the Gov of VA. 

What "apparent stupidity"? Her insistence on a 70% top marginal tax rate? Medicare for all? A Green New Deal? Ocasio-Cortez is so stupid that she won second place in a GLOBAL science fair in high school with a microbiology project and had an asteroid named after her (23238 Ocasio-Cortez). This dumb bitch also graduated with Latin honors (cum laude) from Boston University, majoring in economics and international relations; interned under the late Sen. Ted Kennedy, and worked as an organizer on the Sanders campaign in 2016. She is such a moron that she managed to defeat an entrenched DNC water carrier (no less than the Chair of the House Democratic Caucus), Joe Crowley, primarying his ass from the left while working as a bartender!

It's funny how AOC gets critiqued by the empty suits (and empty heads) on Fake News, projecting their own idiocy onto her, Dunning-Kruger style. When she was critiqued by bleach-blonde bobblehead Tomi Lahren as "not successful in real life" I had to laugh. Lahren's only "talent" lies in her looks, which she is slowly cooking away in tanning beds, and betraying the liberal ideas she espoused in high school and college before she realized there was more money in being a cute, tanned blonde serving up right-wing hot takes to horny, aging Republican males. So yeah...consider the source before you snap to judgment on the intelligence of a progressive... ::)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on February 04, 2019, 07:40:39 AM
Don't sweat it, Cylnar. And you are quite right, of course.  8)

The perception that AOC is stupid can trace its roots down to our long history of beautiful and sexually desirable women being labeled "bimbos."

The inner narrative goes something like this:

"She's so sexy... look at that gorgeous girl. But she probably wouldn't even look twice at a dork like me. Hell, she probably has a boyfriend already. Some big dumb jock, no doubt. Well fine... so I can't have her. She's probably stupid, anyway. And I hate stupid girls."


It's pretty much the same as Aesop's fable about The Fox And The Grapes. The grapes are unattainable... so naturally, they must be sour.

AOC just happens to be a highly intelligent and incredibly motivated young woman, who also looks like a Playboy Playmate.

I predict that before much longer, AOC will emerge as the de facto leader of the Democratic party.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: caninelegion on February 04, 2019, 06:56:57 PM
Quote from: Cylnar on February 04, 2019, 06:29:28 AM
Quote from: caninelegion on February 03, 2019, 08:45:31 PM
I didn't but with her apparent stupidity, she does make an easy target.  Both sides keep dragging up crap from years ago that have no bearing on anything - the latest being the Gov of VA. 

What "apparent stupidity"? Her insistence on a 70% top marginal tax rate? Medicare for all? A Green New Deal? Ocasio-Cortez is so stupid that she won second place in a GLOBAL science fair in high school with a microbiology project and had an asteroid named after her (23238 Ocasio-Cortez). This dumb bitch also graduated with Latin honors (cum laude) from Boston University, majoring in economics and international relations; interned under the late Sen. Ted Kennedy, and worked as an organizer on the Sanders campaign in 2016. She is such a moron that she managed to defeat an entrenched DNC water carrier (no less than the Chair of the House Democratic Caucus), Joe Crowley, primarying his ass from the left while working as a bartender!

It's funny how AOC gets critiqued by the empty suits (and empty heads) on Fake News, projecting their own idiocy onto her, Dunning-Kruger style. When she was critiqued by bleach-blonde bobblehead Tomi Lahren as "not successful in real life" I had to laugh. Lahren's only "talent" lies in her looks, which she is slowly cooking away in tanning beds, and betraying the liberal ideas she espoused in high school and college before she realized there was more money in being a cute, tanned blonde serving up right-wing hot takes to horny, aging Republican males. So yeah...consider the source before you snap to judgment on the intelligence of a progressive... ::)

Exactly; sure fire way to end up like Cuba or Venezuela.  Heck, they went from the highest per capita income in South America to the lowest in the world.  Continuing trying something that has continually failed while expecting it to work is a definition of crazy plus, her "facts" are so far off it makes one wonder if she ever attended school.  She's kind of like a 12-year old in Congress.  Hope Biden runs. 
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on February 04, 2019, 07:44:44 PM
So you think the best bet to defeat Trump is to run a centrist, Republican-lite candidate like Obama or either of the Clintons. :o

Yeah, that's why Hillary is President now...oh wait, she's not...that's why we're talking about defeating Trump in the first place! ::)

"More of the same" is exactly what you are proposing. And you're right, it doesn't work. That's why we have Trump now. Whatever else can be said about him, he is definitely NOT "more of the same"... :P
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on February 04, 2019, 08:57:37 PM
Quote from: caninelegion on February 04, 2019, 06:56:57 PM
Exactly; sure fire way to end up like Cuba or Venezuela.  Heck, they went from the highest per capita income in South America to the lowest in the world.  Continuing trying something that has continually failed while expecting it to work is a definition of crazy plus, her "facts" are so far off it makes one wonder if she ever attended school.  She's kind of like a 12-year old in Congress.  Hope Biden runs.


Canine, it's clear that your comments have come straight out of Fox News. I knew it the minute I saw your reference to Venezuela. Let me clue you into something here: democratic socialism didn't screw up Venezuela... widespread corruption and foreign meddling did. The USA has been meddling in the internal affairs of Venezuela, ever since the days when Hugo Chavez declared that Venezuela's oil wealth would become state-owned. He effectively kicked out the American Big Oil companies... and they've been waging an economic war with Venezuela ever since.

Wanna talk about the merits of democratic socialism..? Then let's talk about Norway. Or Sweden. Or Finland. Or Denmark. You'll never see those success stories mentioned on Fox News, because all of their brainless attacks upon democratic socialism would instantly fall to pieces... and they know it.

Moreover, if I asked you to be more specific regarding AOC and her policies, I'll bet $100 right this minute that you won't be able to do it. I'm serious: if you can cite any verifiable facts which conclusively prove that AOC is full of shit, then I'll pay you $100 via PayPal. I mean it.

Consider this: AOC has already become a superstar in Washington. She has been appointed to one of the most powerful House committees that exists. She has galvanized Millenials in a way that no other politician aside from Bernie Sanders has ever done before. She has put a bug so far up the asses of the far-right that they chomp at the bit looking for excuses to mindlessly attack her. And she has only been in office for a month. That's it... one month, and she has already turned Washington upside-down. That's not something that stupid people do... it's something that very smart and effective people do.

As for AOC's education, it is actually rather impressive. My mother went to the same college that AOC attended... Boston University. My mother has been a tenured college English professor for 35 years (and counting). Do you know who taught at B.U. when my mother was a student there..? Isaac Asimov... that's who. It's a very good school.

Please stop watching Fox News. Their insidious propaganda will turn you into a moron. I think you're better than that, don't you..? I've always thought so.

PS -- I agree with Cylnar. We don't need Joe Biden or any other "moderate" candidates. Do you know what "moderates" are..? They're people who sit on the fence and refuse to take a strong position on ANY issue, preferring to twiddle their thumbs and call for everything to remain the same as it always was. That's not the road to progress. That's not the road to advancement. That's a prescription for stagnation and continued neglect of the serious problems that this country faces. No... we don't need Joe Biden, or Corey Booker, or Gillibrand, or anyone else who sucks Wall Street's cock. What we need are truly progressive candidates who will better reflect the gradual swing to the left that we are currently experiencing in America. Candidates who will shun Big Money and hunker down with the rest of us at the grassroots level. Do you want a president who represents YOU... or do you want a president who represents billionaires..? If you prefer the latter, then vote for Donald Trump and then sit back and watch him fuck you up the ass for four more years.

(https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intelligencer/2019/01/24/24-aoc-jefferson-paine.w700.h700.jpg)

Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on February 05, 2019, 10:48:05 AM
Tonight... during his State of the Union address.... Donald Trump
will share his plans for a better and brighter future for us all:



(http://thefivecount.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/priscilla-37-kiloton-balloon-shot-test-firing-above-desert-landscape-at-nv-atomic-bomb-test-site.jpg)

I know you're all looking forward to it as much as I am.   :-\
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on February 05, 2019, 12:57:15 PM
Actually, that's more likely to be Mike Pence's plan, were he ever to become President. That bible-thumping creep would probably see it as his sacred duty to launch Armageddon and bring the biblical End Times to humanity, in the name of Jeebus. Ted Cruz would likely do the same thing, not that he would ever get the chance. :P

Trump is more likely to blow up the world in a fit of pique, because some head of state said something mean about him. Maybe if Daddy Vlad publicly ridiculed him or was caught on a hot mic boasting that Trump was his puppet. ::)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on February 05, 2019, 01:49:11 PM
Quote from: Cylnar on February 05, 2019, 12:57:15 PM
Actually, that's more likely to be Mike Pence's plan, were he ever to become President. That bible-thumping creep would probably see it as his sacred duty to launch Armageddon and bring the biblical End Times to humanity, in the name of Jeebus.

You know what you just reminded me of..? Ever see the movie The Dead Zone..?

Martin Sheen's character.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: caninelegion on February 05, 2019, 05:21:01 PM
Quote from: Cylnar on February 05, 2019, 12:57:15 PM
Actually, that's more likely to be Mike Pence's plan, were he ever to become President. That bible-thumping creep would probably see it as his sacred duty to launch Armageddon and bring the biblical End Times to humanity, in the name of Jeebus. Ted Cruz would likely do the same thing, not that he would ever get the chance. :P

Trump is more likely to blow up the world in a fit of pique, because some head of state said something mean about him. Maybe if Daddy Vlad publicly ridiculed him or was caught on a hot mic boasting that Trump was his puppet. ::)

Sorry; as I stated before, I do not get news from propaganda outlets like Fox, ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN, etc.  I have to ask, though, do you?  Really seems like it.  Anyway, though, I broke rule number one and have discussed politics.  I really don't care if people agree with me or not and as all minds are made up, there really no cause to so I'll go mute (probably) but I will wind this down with a story.  When Carter was President, I became disillusioned with the changes in the Democrat Party so left it.  Some years later, even my father, who usually voted straight ticket Democrat, switched to the Republican Party when he retired from the steel mills.  I asked him why and he told me that the Democrat Party was good for the working man but terrible for those retired.  I myself could never join the Republican Party so stayed independent.  I witnessed several cruddy Presidents - GHW Bush, Clinton (did he ever speak the truth in his life?), GW Bush, and Obama.  I have not been a Trump supporter but, given that he was running against Hillary and having my primary candidate lose out, I voted for him.   Really, the main reason we are stuck with Trump is due to Hillary as the candidate and Obama.  I didn't expect much from Trump since both parties despise him so I can't be disappointed.  I have come to three conclusions over the years:

1.  We need a viable third party.  My suggestion has been for years that the socialist wing of the Democrat Party form its own party, the Constutionalist wing of the Republican Party form its own party, and the so called RINOS and blue dogs form their own party.  That way, the current split in both parties would be gone (well, until they'd come up with new ones) and there'd be three homogeneous parties.  No need for divisive race or ethnics based policies to get votes that way either.
2.  Term limits to end entrenched power by the political class elites and return power to the people.
3.  This space intentionally left blank

I am scared, really.  I've seen this country become more and more fascist since the 60s with the government getting more and more powerful at the expense of the people.  The Constitution is now only followed when convenient and changed at the whim of a judge.  We need positive change but that won't happen with the entrenched power of political elites (both parties), special interest groups (Greens, environmentalists, etc) with deep pockets, and with the entrenched position between socialism and Constitutionalism that we currently have.  The world looks so much like it did in 1919 with the same divides which bred the form of socialism called fascism and that didn't work too well for the world. 
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on February 06, 2019, 04:06:33 AM
Quote from: caninelegion on February 05, 2019, 05:21:01 PM
Sorry; as I stated before, I do not get news from propaganda outlets like Fox, ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN, etc.


So then, where do you get your news from..?

And I can fill in that blank space on your list: we need to remove Big Money from our political system.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on February 06, 2019, 09:39:00 AM
Bernie Sanders Responds to Trump's State of the Union Address


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/bernie_sanders_response_to_sotu.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: caninelegion on February 06, 2019, 04:49:06 PM
Quote from: Tessera on February 06, 2019, 04:06:33 AM
Quote from: caninelegion on February 05, 2019, 05:21:01 PM
Sorry; as I stated before, I do not get news from propaganda outlets like Fox, ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN, etc.


So then, where do you get your news from..?

News may not be the best label - I tend to read things later in journals such "Foreign Affairs" and "Airforce" (journal of the Air Force Association).  Day to day?  I just glance at the headlines - often from US News (which is shaky itself). 

Quote from: Tessera on February 06, 2019, 04:06:33 AM
And I can fill in that blank space on your list: we need to remove Big Money from our political system.

No argument there.  The problem is doing so without 1st amendment killing - not easy even if the powers that be would allow it. 

Edit: Formatting.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: caninelegion on February 06, 2019, 05:07:20 PM
Quote from: Cylnar on February 04, 2019, 07:44:44 PM
So you think the best bet to defeat Trump is to run a centrist, Republican-lite candidate like Obama or either of the Clintons. :o

Shultz might work. 

Quote from: Cylnar on February 04, 2019, 07:44:44 PM
Yeah, that's why Hillary is President now...oh wait, she's not...that's why we're talking about defeating Trump in the first place! ::)

Hillary had too much baggage and all knew she was corrupt as hell.  She'd been completely made over at least twice depending on how the wind blew.  The last election was one of two unelectable candidates - Trump simply had less baggage plus the Democrat Party has essentially abandoned the working class for identity politics;  many went to Trump.

Quote from: Cylnar on February 04, 2019, 07:44:44 PM
"More of the same" is exactly what you are proposing. And you're right, it doesn't work. That's why we have Trump now. Whatever else can be said about him, he is definitely NOT "more of the same"... :P

--  and therein lies the problem - neither party backs him so if anything is to get done, teeth have to be pulled.  The two-party monopoly is the problem with it's entrenched power that goes with it.  How to fix it?  Convention of the states would be a start but big money would likely spoil the milk there too.  I'm afraid it'll take a major war or a depression or some other large disaster to break the mold we made in the last 50 years.  Really, this started 150 years ago when the first republic was changed into the second via the Civil War - the big government cancer has been growing since.  What does the Constitution say?  The federal government has three areas and three areas only that it is responsible for (national defense, international relations, and interstate commerce).  The rest is left to the states and local government.  If we want to return to being a free people, we need to return to this.  How?  I haven't the foggiest but world government is the wrong direction.  I for one don't need some namby pandy bunch of elitists telling me how to think with their one size fits all approach. 

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Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on February 06, 2019, 07:08:09 PM
Quote from: caninelegion on February 06, 2019, 04:49:06 PM
Quote from: Tessera on February 06, 2019, 04:06:33 AM
And I can fill in that blank space on your list: we need to remove Big Money from our political system.

No argument there.  The problem is doing so without 1st amendment killing - not easy even if the powers that be would allow it. 

The Framers, elitist white supremacists that they were, did NOT intend for corporations to be able to donate millions of dollars to political candidates and thus effectively buy elections. Even back then they were worried about increasing corporate power. Don't let the likes of "constitutional originalists" like the fortunately dead Antonin Scalia and the unfortunately living Neil Gorsuch and Brett Kavanaugh fool you. The Citizens United and McCutcheon decisions were dictated by Big Money and then Scalia twisted the Constitution like a pretzel to justify and pretend that corporations had all the rights of a natural person (a human being) eventually to include the right to have their own protected religious opinions (the Burwell v. Hobby Lobby decision).

Corporations were long given a cherry-picked sample of personhood provisions by law derived from the Constitution, but not by the Constitution itself. This enabled corporations to be sued and to file bankruptcy without ruining their founders and investors (they only lost their investments, not their shirts). All that needs to happen to effectively reverse Citizens United absent a constitutional amendment delineating the EXACT rights and non-rights of a corporation (still the best solution) is 1) Elect a progressive. Not some plutocrat like Howard Schultz, but someone like Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren (or AOC, who will be 35, the Constitutional minimum age, in 2025 when she would take office). 2) Appoint two more justices to the Supreme Court, defeating the Republican theft of Scalia's seat that Obama should have been able to fill and creating a liberal majority (nine justices is traditional, but not statutory - there have been as many as 12 justices at one time). 3) Wait for an appropriate case to be presented and then rule correctly, to overturn as much of the prior horrible decisions as possible (it might take more than one case). 4) Legislate (or amend) strict limitations on individual donations to candidates, parties or PACs, and prohibit donations by corporations entirely, and eliminate all dark money. First Amendment NOT killed whatsoever. :P
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on February 07, 2019, 05:54:04 AM
The Citizens United decision was such a fat load of bullshit, that I don't even know where to begin. So I'll just limit my comments and keep it simple.

First off... corporations are not people. Corporations are abstract financial entities. And corporations in their present form didn't even exist when the Constitution was written. If they had, then you can bet your ass that there would have been an amendment prohibiting the sort of crap that the Citizens United decision permits.

Furthermore, this has never been a free speech issue... and I have no idea why the Supreme Court viewed it as such. Money is not speech. Money is finance. Nowhere in the First Amendment does it say "You have the right to spend as much money as you wish in order to corrupt the integrity of the political process." Bribery is not free speech. Bribery is a crime.

"Free speech" would be the right for corporations to publicly promote a particular candidate or agenda, via oratory or some sort of big halftime show in the media, or putting up billboards all over the place, or whatever. But they do exactly the opposite: they keep everything as quiet and as secret as they can, and just funnel ridiculous amounts of cash under the table to some politician or political group. That's not speech... that's conspiratorial. They aren't speaking out in favor or in opposition to anything... they're using clandestine financial pressure to effectively purchase the political process, and rob the rest of us of our democratic power. Most of the time, they funnel that money through some fictitious third-party entities, in order to hide their identity. Again -- that's not speech. That's conspiratorial.

Isn't it interesting that we have laws which prohibit any sort of political advertising within 300 feet of a polling place..? Isn't that a free speech issue, too..? The inconsistency and the hypocrisy of the Citizen's United decision will go down in history as being one of the most partisan and corrupt Supreme Court decisions of all time.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on February 07, 2019, 02:38:06 PM
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Rips Washington A New Asshole

Watch this video:

https://youtu.be/AljakpXAh7c

That's AOC today... humorously asking some very serious questions in her House committee.

Still think she's stupid..? I was cheering and laughing throughout that entire performance.

Okay... I definitely know who I want to run for president in 2028. This girl is a gift from the gods.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: caninelegion on February 07, 2019, 10:19:01 PM
Quote from: Tessera on February 07, 2019, 02:38:06 PM
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Rips Washington A New Asshole

Watch this video:

https://youtu.be/AljakpXAh7c

That's AOC today... humorously asking some very serious questions in her House committee.

Still think she's stupid..? I was cheering and laughing throughout that entire performance.

Okay... I definitely know who I want to run for president in 2028. This girl is a gift from the gods.

true; for Trump  :)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on February 08, 2019, 07:28:40 AM
Quote from: caninelegion on February 07, 2019, 10:19:01 PM
true; for Trump  :)

I'm having a hard time figuring you out, canine. Why are you a Trump supporter..? Do you feel that lifetime felons make the best presidents..?

And why are you attacking AOC..? So far, you haven't given us a single good reason. You said she was stupid. Cylnar proved to you that she isn't.

So what's the problem..? And make it a good reason... or I'll lose my temper. I mean it. Mindless AOC bashing pisses me off.

Is it because she's hot..? Is it because she's a rising star..? Do you feel threatened by her for some reason..?

This is tessmage.com... not 4chan. I tend to expect a more intelligent discourse on this board.


Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: caninelegion on February 08, 2019, 05:40:55 PM
Quote from: Tessera on February 08, 2019, 07:28:40 AM
Quote from: caninelegion on February 07, 2019, 10:19:01 PM
true; for Trump  :)

I'm having a hard time figuring you out, canine. Why are you a Trump supporter..? Do you feel that lifetime felons make the best presidents..?

And why are you attacking AOC..? So far, you haven't given us a single good reason. You said she was stupid. Cylnar proved to you that she isn't.

So what's the problem..? And make it a good reason... or I'll lose my temper. I mean it. Mindless AOC bashing pisses me off.

Is it because she's hot..? Is it because she's a rising star..? Do you feel threatened by her for some reason..?

This is tessmage.com... not 4chan. I tend to expect a more intelligent discourse on this board.




No; and if you want him gone, the last thing you want is a socialist candidate as that would provide him an easy win.  It's like if the Republicans had run Palin against Obama.  Maybe this is more clear:  https://www.usnews.com/news/the-run/articles/2019-02-08/under-siege-centrist-democrats-still-see-a-pathway-for-victory-in-2020.  What I see is that for the last decade, polls asking people if they were liberal, conservative, etc had conservative outnumber liberal by a lot (generally 23% to 50%).  That's likely high for conservatives because many who call themselves conservative are not viewed that way by some other conservatives.  Even so, to win, a candidate needs his/her party's moderates and independents.  Someone like Cortez would scare them off and they'd either not vote or vote a minor candidate (and in the case of Hillary, a lot of Democrats voted for Trump who wouldn't have otherwise).   Members of smaller groups often think themselves more numerous then they are because everyone they know thinks like they do.  It's the reason why some Libertarians such as Ron Paul joined the Republican Party - they knew they didn't have the numbers so, to get their message across, joined a major party. 
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on February 08, 2019, 10:18:43 PM
Canine, please be kind enough to actually read my entire response...

First of all, AOC is not eligible to run in 2020, and no one has suggested that she should. The minimum age requirement for presidents is 35. AOC is only 29. She wouldn't be eligible to run until 2024.

I'd love to see any poll that shows that there are more conservatives than liberals in America. The Republican party... the last bastion of conservatism in America... has dwindled down to being a mere 24% of all registered voters. About 33% of voters are Democrats (it seems to vary by a couple of points) and the remainder... the majority... are Independents like myself, most of whom identify as being left-of-center. So whatever poll you were looking at was obviously conducted improperly... probably by some conservative group with an agenda. Use your head... if most Americans were conservatives, then most Americans would be Republicans. The last time this country took a significant swing to the right was 35 years ago, during the 80's. It has been slowly drifting back toward the left ever since.

Regarding socialist candidates in general: I need to inform you that back in 2016, numerous "what if" polls were taken, by various different organizations and agencies, including Fox News and many others. On the question of "Who would you vote for: Donald Trump, or Bernie Sanders," damned near every single poll taken, by every single organization, showed Sanders winning by double digits.

If you doubt me, you can still find those 2016 polls on the web. You may have to hunt around a bit, but you'll find them. The right-wing goons at Fox did their best to downplay theirs, and it was a major embarrassment for them.

Furthermore, Bernie Sanders just happens to be the most popular politician in Congress right now (based upon overall approval ratings). Although rising star AOC just might grab that number one spot away from Sanders soon, given how fast her popularity has been increasing. Both of them happen to be democratic socialists.

You're living in the past, my friend. People don't have the same Pavlovian reaction to socialism as they used to. Especially in this stressful age, when late-stage capitalism is bankrupting the middle class and forcing more and more people to work two, or even three jobs... just to keep up with housing and medical costs.

Democratic socialism is not communism. There are too many people out there who equate the two, out of sheer ignorance.

Currently, the nation which is consistently rated as having the highest standard of living and overall quality of life is Norway -- a democratic socialist country. Look it up.

So if you seriously dislike socialism, then can I have your social security checks..? Social Security happens to be a democratic socialist program. So is welfare. So are food stamps. So are publicly funded schools. So are government grants for college students. So is government subsidized housing for the poor. So is Medicare. Please tell me... which of those socialist programs would you like to abolish..? All of them..? Some of them..? I'm betting that your answer is "None of them."

Sanders and AOC are not advocating anything more than simply taking those successful programs and improving them. More of a good thing is a better thing, yes..?
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: caninelegion on February 09, 2019, 03:53:19 PM
I did read it all but condescending  isn't discussion.  I replied to the parts needing reply.  I can say the same as it appears you didn't digest what I wrote.  No more politics.  Out. 
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on February 09, 2019, 06:05:37 PM
Quote from: caninelegion on February 09, 2019, 03:53:19 PM
I did read it all but condescending  isn't discussion.  I replied to the parts needing reply.  I can say the same as it appears you didn't digest what I wrote.  No more politics.  Out.

Dude, I read every single word that you wrote. And disagreeing with you is not being condescending. C'mon... we're all friends here.

Very simply put, I happen to be of the opinion that you are clinging to ideas that are rapidly becoming passe. And you should keep in mind that I'm not some young kid talking to you... I'm an older man and I've been around the block a few times.

Listen... and I've said this before... every time we have a national election, people jump up and down and shout "WE WANT CHANGE! WE WANT CHANGE!" So isn't it odd that when some actual, substantive change finally does come along, everyone pulls back from it in fear and starts saying things like "Why do we need to change anything..? It's been working just fine up until now." First they want change and then they're afraid of it.

I think many Americans are thinking that we've indulged in capitalism for several centuries and so far, all it seems to have led to is a tiny number of obscenely wealthy people... and several hundred million other people, who are busting their asses just to stay above water. In a closed system with finite resources, it couldn't possibly work out any other way. We don't have unlimited wealth, so it's not possible for everyone to be rich. And if the rich insist upon being richer, then they MUST take more money away from the people in lower income brackets. Ultimately they buy their own islands... and the rest of us go bankrupt. We're talking about a parasitic system that rewards greed... and punishes honesty.

This isn't prosperity for all... this isn't the American dream... this isn't progress. This is serfdom. This is imperialism.

Honestly, I don't know whether democratic socialism would be better or worse. No one does, because it has never been tried in America before. But I do know that we have several existing success stories... primarily in Scandinavia. If the Norwegians and the Swedes are smart enough to make it work, then so can we. This is America. We have more resources than they do and a helluva lot more people who can kick into that type of system. I say it's worth a try, since we're not getting anywhere with the current model. If it turns out to be not so hot, then we can always go back. Nothing is permanent.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: caninelegion on February 10, 2019, 03:25:38 AM
Truly, I don't care if people agree with me or if I can change their minds (other then when it becomes an exercise in futility).  This is why I don't like discussing politics - no matter who or where, whether or not I'm participating or not, it breaks down.  What got my gore and made me feel like I was being disrespected was this:  "Is it because she's hot..? Is it because she's a rising star..? Do you feel threatened by her for some reason..?"  Give me a break!  You don't see that as condescending?  Be that as it may, I blame nobody here - it's the nature of the beast.  I also told you flat out when asked that I am not a Trump supporter ("No; and if you want him gone ---- ") - then you tell me that I am ("Why are you a Trump supporter..?") so, yeah, I didn't feel like what I said was being read.  Any comment about a person's overall wisdom is a perception and thus an opinion - it can't be proved.  That why I didn't respond to Cy.  That video wasn't very convincing either; certainly not proof.  It was an interesting concept and I liked it but she took a lot of leaps from fact to conclusion ((again, perception is by nature an opinion - it just didn't convince me) which made what good have been great into mediocre.  I'm certainly no friend of PACs but they are special interest groups, some which are corporate, some environmental based, some civil rights, some international based (which should be illegal more then the rest IMO), etc and corporations DO have first amendment rights:  Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission in 2010 (US Supreme Court).    I'd hate to see groups like the NRA silenced the more information thrown out there, the better but it does favor those with deep pockets and that is not good.  One thing that might help is not allowing the backers to hide behind a made up name - if the backers are the old Standard Oil companies (Chevron, Amoco, Exxon, Sohio, Mobil, etc) then I need to know that. 

Well, you asked :)   It does look like I was about two years out of date - this isn't something one continuously checks.   The second two relate to the first.  I saw many others but I'm not inclined to do an all night search.  I hope for something at "real clear politics" (it's where I first saw the several polls) but it isn't current enough and the search brought up unrelated items.  Also remember that socialists are a part of the liberal movement, not the whole.  I have no idea at what percentage.  I never mentioned Sanders - I'm much more comfortable with him then Cortez except for his age.  If he ran, he'd be the oldest candidate on record (I don't have time to source that - I read it somewhere, OK?  The article was pro-Sanders so I believe it).   

https://news.gallup.com/poll/245813/leans-conservative-liberals-keep-recent-gains.aspx
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/424280-most-democrats-identify-as-liberals-for-first-time-gallup
http://www.oleantimesherald.com/commentary/are-americans-conservative-progressive-or-both/article_d30521e6-6b42-11e8-8c4e-47d78099be0f.html

Anyway, less I make my mistake again (plus it's past 3 AM), I'm going to leave it here.  I won't reply again on this thread - it's not out of disrespect; it's just well past time.  Well, at least it generated some action!  Lighter stuff is fun; politics is not. 
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on February 10, 2019, 07:37:46 AM
Well, Bernie's age is not really a factor for me. We're all aware that the average human life span is increasing. So it was inevitable that sooner or later, we'd arrive again at the "He's the oldest candidate in history" point. Back in 1980, we reached that milestone with Ronald Reagan. Fact is, people are living longer nowadays. I would imagine that a century from now -- maybe sooner -- there will be a president who is still in office at the age of 100.

Regarding AOC... the point I was trying to make is that she is doing remarkably well, for a 29-year-old ex-bartender who has never run for office before. Of course she lacks experience... we can't expect her to perform with the same poise and confidence of a veteran like Nancy Pelosi or Chuck Schumer. But considering that AOC has only been in office for one month, I'd say that she's doing remarkably well. Let's all give her a chance to settle into the job.

Just recently, director and activist Michael Moore referred to AOC as being the de-facto leader of the Democratic party. I'm not sure that I would go that far... not yet, anyway... but she certainly is making her mark.

Oh... and I apologize for the digs that I gave you regarding AOC. In my own defense, let me point out that this is not the only board that I am active on. Lately, I've been running into quite a few petty little InCel wankers, whose major motivation for bashing AOC seems to be stemming from the fact that she's really hot looking, so they're frustrated because she's unattainable (for them) and they can't fuck her. They pretend that they have various other reasons for putting AOC down... but when I've held their feet to the fire, they usually end up screaming in frustration and scurrying back into their rat holes. I've gotten into some HUGE fights with those punks during the past several weeks. So far, I haven't lost any of those fights. It's been fun to dissect them, actually. :P
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: caninelegion on February 10, 2019, 09:30:08 PM
Quote from: Tessera on February 10, 2019, 07:37:46 AM
Well, Bernie's age is not really a factor for me. We're all aware that the average human life span is increasing. So it was inevitable that sooner or later, we'd arrive again at the "He's the oldest candidate in history" point. Back in 1980, we reached that milestone with Ronald Reagan. Fact is, people are living longer nowadays. I would imagine that a century from now -- maybe sooner -- there will be a president who is still in office at the age of 100.

Regarding AOC... the point I was trying to make is that she is doing remarkably well, for a 29-year-old ex-bartender who has never run for office before. Of course she lacks experience... we can't expect her to perform with the same poise and confidence of a veteran like Nancy Pelosi or Chuck Schumer. But considering that AOC has only been in office for one month, I'd say that she's doing remarkably well. Let's all give her a chance to settle into the job.

Just recently, director and activist Michael Moore referred to AOC as being the de-facto leader of the Democratic party. I'm not sure that I would go that far... not yet, anyway... but she certainly is making her mark.

Oh... and I apologize for the digs that I gave you regarding AOC. In my own defense, let me point out that this is not the only board that I am active on. Lately, I've been running into quite a few petty little InCel wankers, whose major motivation for bashing AOC seems to be stemming from the fact that she's really hot looking, so they're frustrated because she's unattainable (for them) and they can't fuck her. They pretend that they have various other reasons for putting AOC down... but when I've held their feet to the fire, they usually end up screaming in frustration and scurrying back into their rat holes. I've gotten into some HUGE fights with those punks during the past several weeks. So far, I haven't lost any of those fights. It's been fun to dissect them, actually. :P

I lied; I just responded.  As far as Sanders, if he is nominated, he's still only a few (perhaps four?) years older then the Trump.  It's just that I'm 61 and I see how much my thinking process (especially memory) has degenerated.  That's a one data point conclusion - not very scientific.  Oh, and while I do know the minimum age for a President and AOC's age, I didn't put one and one together.  Thanks for pointing that out before I made even more of a fool of myself. 
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on February 10, 2019, 09:46:38 PM
Quote from: caninelegion on February 10, 2019, 09:30:08 PMAs far as Sanders, if he is nominated, he's still only a few (perhaps four?) years older then the Trump.  It's just that I'm 61 and I see how much my thinking process (especially memory) has degenerated.  That's a one data point conclusion - not very scientific.  Oh, and while I do know the minimum age for a President and AOC's age, I didn't put one and one together.  Thanks for pointing that out before I made even more of a fool of myself.

I think Sanders is 7 or 8 years older than Trump. But that's okay. Back in New York, I knew an old Jewish guy who was 92 years old and he was still out jogging every morning.

Anyway, I don't think you've made a fool of yourself. I think we sometimes cling to the way things were when we were young... and when something new and different comes along, we regard it with suspicion or even distaste. I'm guilty of doing that many times in my life. I can't tell you how many times I've had to smack myself in the face, and be reminded that I'm the guy who always says that he's a futurist. Nostalgia is an easy trap for me to fall into.   :-[

I just think we all need to start thinking in different ways. The tried-and-true and business-as-usual is starting not to work. At this point, I'm ready to try anything that's new and radical, just to see if it can pull us all out of this tailspin. In a dilemma, it is helpful to change any variable and then step back and re-examine the situation. I do know this much: capitalism has reached the point where it's causing more harm than good.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on February 16, 2019, 06:26:29 AM
Lawsuits filed against Trump's national emergency declaration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fGtqh1Vppw

It's one thing after another.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on February 16, 2019, 12:30:43 PM
Quote from: Blankspace on February 16, 2019, 06:26:29 AM
Lawsuits filed against Trump's national emergency declaration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fGtqh1Vppw

It's one thing after another.


And it's not just a few lawsuits, either. Trump is soon going to be hit with at least 30 lawsuits.

One of the most significant will be the State of California versus Trump. That's a biggie.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on February 27, 2019, 09:38:52 AM
I'm watching Michael Cohen right now, testifying before the House.

It's ongoing at the moment, so I'll just quickly say this:

(1) Predictably, the House Republicans are not really asking any relevant questions and instead, they are simply trying to discredit Cohen.
(2) They're failing. Miserably.
(3) Trump is screwed.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on April 14, 2019, 09:34:42 AM
Another funny exchange on YouTube...



Tessmage Tessera
42 minutes ago
You must be very afraid. I don't blame you. Because after we get rid of Trump, we'll be coming after all of you Nazi traitors next.

uncle Ricky
39 minutes ago
@Tessmage Tessera not scared, my guns are LOADED!


Tessmage Tessera
14 minutes ago
@uncle Ricky  Good. And when the first F18's flying out of California blast your shitty little trailer park into atoms, I want you to stand out there on your front stoop, next to the old Chevy up on cinder blocks, and defiantly fire your pea shooter at the sky. We could all use a good laugh.

:D
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on April 14, 2019, 04:49:49 PM
You know, I like guns. Shooting is fun and I agree with the right to bear arms in principle.

I still think it's hilarious when someone who uses their weapon as a penis substitute thinks that it makes them look like a big man when they back up their ill-thought-out political statement with firearms.

Almost as if they don't really believe in democracy.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on April 14, 2019, 07:15:35 PM
Quote from: StarWrecker on April 14, 2019, 04:49:49 PM
You know, I like guns. Shooting is fun and I agree with the right to bear arms in principle.

I still think it's hilarious when someone who uses their weapon as a penis substitute thinks that it makes them look like a big man when they back up their ill-thought-out political statement with firearms.

Almost as if they don't really believe in democracy.

I'm not anti-guns. As a matter of fact, I'm on record on this forum board, telling people to "Buy guns -- and learn how to use them" on many occasions in the past. My general position is that the only thing worse than guns is not having a gun when you need it. The police can't be everywhere at once.

As for the Trumptards... you hit it on the head: they DON'T want democracy. Most of their comments make it abundantly clear that what they really want is a totalitarian, all-white, all Christian America. The Fourth Reich, basically.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on April 19, 2019, 02:33:43 AM


"Oh my god... this is terrible. This is the end of my presidency. I'm fucked."

~ Donald Trump, upon hearing that Mueller would be investigating him
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on April 22, 2019, 11:39:57 AM
Just for general information:

This is a really really good explanation of the report's idiosyncracies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f71Rasj_0JY

If the options for conclusion of the report are "not guilty" and "not not guilty", you don't get to say that "not not guilty" is an exoneration.


My dad still thinks Trump will be re-elected, he says all of the Democratic candidates are too vulnerable to red-baiting from the Republicans.

I hope he's wrong :/
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on April 22, 2019, 01:26:13 PM
Quote from: StarWrecker on April 22, 2019, 11:39:57 AM
My dad still thinks Trump will be re-elected, he says all of the Democratic candidates are too vulnerable to red-baiting from the Republicans.

I hope he's wrong :/

Trust me -- he's wrong. Trump's election in 2016 was a total fluke... and flukes almost never happen twice in a row.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on April 24, 2019, 02:12:27 AM
Tired of the Trump trolls and their idiotic lies..?

Want to read the Mueller report yourselves, so that you know the facts..?

Then you can download it here, directly from the Justice Department:

https://www.justice.gov/storage/report.pdf


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/mueller_report_cover_page_2019.jpg)

Although heavily redacted, the report nevertheless implicates Trump in the following crimes:
Collusion, conspiracy, obstruction of justice, witness tampering, witness intimidation, bank fraud, insurance fraud, emoluments and possible treason.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on April 24, 2019, 07:17:24 AM
That's a long read.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on April 26, 2019, 01:03:02 PM
Well, there's a bit of mud on the face of all the liberals that started calling Mueller a Trump-enabling hack when the Barr letter came out.

The report proves he is exactly what he was hired to be - a laser-focused non-partisan finder of fact.

It has also proved that the Attorney General is a partisan hack.

Admittedly it is a bit long for me to read on the toilet, but I have read a few decent summaries of it.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on April 26, 2019, 05:31:03 PM
Quote from: StarWrecker on April 26, 2019, 01:03:02 PM
Well, there's a bit of mud on the face of all the liberals that started calling Mueller a Trump-enabling hack when the Barr letter came out.

Heh, well... I wasn't one of those liberals. I just kept saying "We'll see what happens" before the Mueller report was released.

But I can't blame the people who were suspicious of Mueller. There is so much high-level Republican corruption in America right now, that it's hard to know who to trust.

At this point, I'm looking forward to seeing Mueller testify directly to Congress about what he knows, and how he went about collecting his evidence. McGahan also.

We should all keep in mind that back in the early 70's, most Americans were opposed to impeaching Richard Nixon... until they saw the Watergate hearings on TV. White House Special Counsel John Dean's testimony, in particular, was devastating to Nixon, because within a week the public opinion polls shifted dramatically. Before long, we started seeing "IMPEACH WITH HONOR" bumper stickers all over the place. I expect something similar to happen in this era.... we need to have open, televised hearings into Trump's lawlessness. That's when we'll see Trump's approval rating drop down into the 20's, along with a widespread call for impeachment.

I'm still expecting Trump to leave office by the end of this summer... but we'll see.   8)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on April 27, 2019, 01:04:21 AM
Quote from: Tessera on April 26, 2019, 05:31:03 PM
Quote from: StarWrecker on April 26, 2019, 01:03:02 PM
Well, there's a bit of mud on the face of all the liberals that started calling Mueller a Trump-enabling hack when the Barr letter came out.

Heh, well... I wasn't one of those liberals. I just kept saying "We'll see what happens" before the Mueller report was released.

But I can't blame the people who were suspicious of Mueller. There is so much high-level Republican corruption in America right now, that it's hard to know who to trust.

Well, I *was* one of "those liberals" and I may have jumped the gun slightly based on Barr's dishonest "summary", but the fact is that Mueller weaseled out of issuing any indictments or taking any sort of principled stand on what was uncovered. He just handed over the data and said, "Good luck, suckers! You wanna go against Trump's cult of personality? I'll be over here eating popcorn!" I think he's hoping that Trump and the Democrats kind of mutually annihilate one another, leaving the door open for mainstream Republicanism to end up on top. Mueller is a Republican after all, and even the ones who despise Trump are still beholden to trickle-down economics, establishing the permanent hegemony of the 0.1%, global military interventionism, climate change denial, etc. The enemy of one's enemy is only one's "friend" until the enemy is defeated. Then watch your back. Mueller handed the Democrats a sword with no handle. Can they successfully wield it without being cut too badly in the process? Only time will tell. :P
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on April 27, 2019, 05:08:35 AM
Heh, I didn't mean anything by "those liberals." I'm a liberal, too. I'm so liberal that I often scare other liberals.  :P

Well anyway, I have a somewhat different take on what Mueller did...

He knew going into his investigation that, according to DOJ guidelines, there was no way for him to indict Trump. He did, on the other hand, indict nearly 40 other people connected to Trump.

I think Mueller's idea was simply to hand over his report to Congress, and then let them decide how best to proceed. Given the constraints placed upon him by the DOJ, I don't see how he could have done otherwise.

Now... as for this perception that the Dems will somehow be harmed if they impeach Trump, I would like to remind everyone that back at the end of the 90's, the Republicans attempted to hastily impeach Bill Clinton, without having so much as a single hearing beforehand. And as we all know, their attempt failed miserably and embarrassingly for them. Nevertheless, in the following national election, the Republicans won the presidency, and did pretty good in the House and Senate, too. So I don't really see any precedent which would lead anyone to believe that impeachment will harm the Dems... especially given the fact that, unlike the Clinton case, the majority of the free world detests Donald Trump.

So I feel the the best way forward for the Dems is to hold publicly televised hearings, a la the Watergate hearings, and then move forward with impeachment if the evidence (and public opinion) supports it. I don't think it will harm them at all, really. Probably the opposite: most Americans will thank them.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on April 27, 2019, 07:28:56 AM
Trump's rabid base is what concerns me. There is basically no precedent outside Germany in the 1930s for such a hardcore cadre of followers who will back their guy no matter what (and no, I am not saying Trump is the next Hitler, he is far too stupid...not to mention that he is a tool, directly or indirectly, of a foreign power, which Hitler was not). These people may riot in the streets if Trump calls them to. At the very least they will never support impeachment, because they see Trump as the guy to make white people great again. It is these people whose wrath will be exploited by more mainstream Repukes to try and make the Democrats suffer for any attempt at impeachment. We can only hope they direct part of that wrath at Republicans as well, condemning them as quislings and "RINOs" and voting out any Republican who voted to support impeachment. ::)

But maybe I'm just too pessimistic and cynical. Maybe I am underestimating the intelligence, discernment and integrity of my fellow Americans. Maybe Trump's base will wake up and realize they've been sold a bill of goods (I hope so because there are several in my own family...though I hope they at least are among the folks more likely to be swayed by actual evidence). We can only wait and see. I hope we can move past this dark chapter in American history...though I also fear our country may have permanently lost some of its international prestige, especially with the one-two whammy of the Bush II and Trump administrations (Obama was only able to restore part of what GWB cost us...and then along came Trump). This country, and planet, can not afford its slide towards the right wing. We need to course-correct and jump-start the Green New Deal, or else none of this shit will matter in 100 years when humankind is either extinct or heading that way...or at least reverting to savagery in the few remaining habitable areas of the planet, never again to rise as a technological society because all the easily accessible resources were tapped long ago (and gasoline goes bad in a couple of years, so no Mad Max stuff). :P
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on April 27, 2019, 10:31:29 AM
Oh, don't worry... they'll embrace the Green New Deal when gasoline costs $200/gallon.   ;)

I think people worry too much about Trump's base. Most of them are frightened and insecure little cowards, which explains why they embrace Trump. They think he's the tough guy, who's somehow going to save them all from obscurity. Almost none of them have the guts to actually take to the streets... and the ones who do will find themselves hopelessly outnumbered and squashed like bugs.

The first F18's that fly out of California and buzz their shitty little trailer parks will definitely put the fear of god in them. While they stand there holding their daddy's shotgun and saying "Holy shit, Zeke... I think we done gone and bitten off way more 'n' we can chew..." Silly, impotent little pricks.

On the other hand, I've long had a sense that the USA was headed toward some sort of widespread violent upheaval. Board veterans should recall that for quite a few years, I've been counseling everyone to "Buy guns -- and learn how to use them." I was saying that years before Trump ran for office. America has been a pressure cooker waiting to blow its lid off... and I think Trump simply capitalized on that slowly building pressure and fed into it. He's just a two-bit con man and a shameless opportunist.

I am of the opinion that most Americans are good people, who won't allow themselves to be sucked into that crap any further than we already have. It's easy for a bunch of yokels to sit around in a bar somewhere, sucking down cheap brewskies, and ranting about how they should get organized and slaughter all the liberals. It's quite another matter to actually go through with it, and find yourselves facing impossible odds and certain defeat.

So I'm gonna hope for the best, and prepare for the worst. I got a Remington tactical that'll turn the biggest Nazi asshole into a screaming, bleeding pile of hamburger. Let's just hope that it never comes down to that.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on May 01, 2019, 07:57:22 PM
I love this...

Robert Mueller has filed a complaint against William Barr. Specifically, Mueller has said that Barr misled Congress and the American people, with regard to the content of the Mueller report.

After filing his complaint, Mueller called Barr directly and expressed further displeasure with Barr's conduct.

Basically, Mueller is calling Barr a liar... and insisting that Barr release the full unredacted summaries that Mueller's own team had already written and attached to the now famous report.

In response today, Donald Trump has broken his own "tweet storm" record... posting something like 80 tweets by 9 AM. Whoa... slow down there, big fella...  ::)

There's a whole bunch of things that I could say about this... but do I really need to..?

My prediction that Trump will be out of office before the end of the summer still stands.


EDIT TO ADD: look up "pig-eyed sack of shit" and you'll find this guy's photo...

(https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2019/04/29/ap_19108501753130_wide-182b2af0cbb038681debae019cbe23dd7983200e.jpg?s=6)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on May 09, 2019, 02:23:59 AM
PROMISES THAT DONALD TRUMP MADE -- BACK IN 2016:

(1) "A big, beautiful concrete wall."  Didn't happen -- he lied.
(2) Mexico will pay for that wall.  Didn't happen -- he lied.
(3) A ban on all Muslims entering the USA.  Didn't happen -- he lied.
(4) Better and universal health care.  Didn't happen -- he lied.
(5) "Draining the swamp."  Didn't happen -- he lied.
(6) "Full transparency in Washington."  Didn't happen -- he lied.
(7) A middle-class tax cut.  Didn't happen -- he lied.
(8} An immediate end to all foreign wars.  Didn't happen -- he lied.
(9) Every single other promise that Trump made.  Didn't happen -- he lied.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FbasBqsXc3Y/WZ2a5ycU7uI/AAAAAAAApcI/Ay7pkOsQ1ggUYIg4OsXshxPbpPfB57kPwCLcBGAs/s1600/04201%2B.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on May 16, 2019, 09:06:36 AM
Anyone see the new anti-abortion law in Alabama..? It's insane and flat-out evil.   >:(

How long ago was it that I made the prediction -- right here on this board -- that "within 15 years, there will be widespread violence in the streets of America" ...????????

I'm too lazy to look it up, but it feels like it was about 12 years ago. And back then, I made a strong recommendation to all liberals -- a recommendation that I still hold to:


Buy guns. And learn how to use them.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on May 16, 2019, 12:09:40 PM
With the way tensions are building, it would't surprise me if someone did something really stupid and/or violent sometime soon especially with an election coming up.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on May 25, 2019, 02:47:42 PM
Quote from: Blankspace on May 16, 2019, 12:09:40 PM
With the way tensions are building, it wouldn't surprise me if someone did something really stupid and/or violent sometime soon especially with an election coming up.


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/Kiss_Republicans_Goodbye_in_2020.jpg)

Good work, Baby Donald..!!!

EDIT TO ADD: Some of you may have seen posts from the witless Trump trolls, who claim that no matter what happens to Trump, Pence will pardon him afterward. This is in fact a LIE. The president does not have the authority to pardon state crimes... only federal crimes. And the fact of the matter is, New York state is where Trump will be nailed to the cross.

Still think Pence can pardon Trump..? Then look at this: https://www.justice.gov/pardon/pardon-information-and-instructions
Pay close attention to paragraph #2 on that Department of Justice document.



Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on May 30, 2019, 05:13:15 PM
Do you know why Pelosi has been stalling on impeachment..? It's because she wants to hold off and impeach Trump next year... right before the 2020 election. She knows that the public tends to have a short memory, and she wants to bring the hammer down on Trump right before the election -- so that it will all be fresh in everyone's minds, when they head out to vote.

!!!  TRUMP FOR PRISON 2020  !!!
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on May 30, 2019, 07:13:54 PM
This is going to be an interesting election year.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on May 30, 2019, 08:31:05 PM
Quote from: Blankspace on May 30, 2019, 07:13:54 PM
This is going to be an interesting election year.

You know what's gonna be hilarious..?

Right now, a lot of Trumptards are running around saying that all of this crap is happening because the Dems are sore losers, and unable to accept their defeat in 2016.

When Trump gets annihilated in 2020... and the Republicans lose control of the Senate... I can't wait to see the whining and crying the Trumptards will be doing afterward.

:P   ;)   ;D
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on June 13, 2019, 10:36:26 PM
Progressives rejoice..!!!  SHAMU HAS LEFT THE BUILDING..!!!

(http://www.tessmage.com/images/freaks/sarah_huckabee_obese.jpg)

Sarah Huckster... er, Huckabee Sanders has resigned.

Hopefully, Kellyanne Conway will be next.

The rats are deserting the sinking ship.  :D
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on June 14, 2019, 08:45:49 AM
And nothing of value was lost.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on June 22, 2019, 06:24:36 AM

(http://www.tessmage.com/images/freaks/darth_trump.jpg)

May The Farce Be With You

:P
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on June 26, 2019, 06:18:30 PM
Robert Mueller has finally agreed to testify publicly, before the House, on July 17th.

Get ready for Trump's next panicky tweet storm. Should be any day now.  ::)

The motherfucker is over a barrel and he knows it. He has been accused of being a serial rapist, by very credible women. His cruel policies are now responsible for multiple deaths at the border, as well as the wholesale abuse of thousands of helpless little children. How anyone could possibly recover from all of this seems impossible to me. Trump is a horrible, sadistic and evil man and he must be punished for his crimes.

To the women of America: do you really want to vote for an openly misogynistic man who is a rapist, who also abuses children, and who supports the evil anti-abortion laws that are currently going into effect in several red states..? Don't you women have any respect for yourselves..? Did the women's rights movement and the sacrifices made by those women mean anything to you..? Yes or no..? If the answer is yes, then you can't possibly support Trump and the Republicans in all good conscience. You may or may not like the Democrats, but at least the Dems aren't trying to set you back 200 years.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on June 26, 2019, 07:09:56 PM
Republican women will vote exactly as their owners (husbands or fathers) and their pastors tell them to, as they always have. They may as well just put on the fucking hijab and call it a day. :P

Right-wingers in general care more about religion, white supremacy, and "owning the libs" than they do about the actual problems in the world. >:(

Of course, their fairy tales tell them that Jeebus will come down and destroy this sinful world and whisk all the "good people" up to heaven. So why should they give a fuck about the planet? ::)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on June 26, 2019, 07:28:10 PM
Quote from: Cylnar on June 26, 2019, 07:09:56 PM
Republican women will vote exactly as their owners (husbands or fathers) and their pastors tell them to, as they always have. They may as well just put on the fucking hijab and call it a day. :P

Right-wingers in general care more about religion, white supremacy, and "owning the libs" than they do about the actual problems in the world. >:(

Of course, their fairy tales tell them that Jeebus will come down and destroy this sinful world and whisk all the "good people" up to heaven. So why should they give a fuck about the planet? ::)

I have a feeling that the current attacks upon women's rights will work on their subconscious. Yes, there are plenty of Republican women who are happy to be obedient little slaves and do whatever the men tell them to do. But not all.

And keep in mind that voting is a private affair. I think a lot of women will tell their men one thing... and then pull a different lever (so to speak) when they actually get into the voting booth.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on June 29, 2019, 02:26:10 PM
In other news...

Did anyone watch the two nights of debates between the Democratic nominees..?

Well actually, we can't even call them "debates." You can't have a proper debate when there are ten people on the stage, all waving their hands and shouting and trying to catch our attention during the measly 30 seconds allotted to each answer. This was more of an elimination round, than a debate. Kind of like a battle royal: let's see who fucks up the most and gets eliminated.

For example, on the first night, Tulsi Gabbard did an excellent job of ripping Tim Ryan to pieces. She was calm, cool and collected and she nailed the hawkish little weasel to the wall. It was bad -- Ryan may as well just drop out now. And on the second night, Kamala Harris famously took Joe Biden apart and I'm sure it will seriously hurt his poll ratings. Of course, Joe is the corporate Establishment's favorite little darling, so you can bet that they'll be frantically engaging in damage control for all of next week. But in my opinion, Joe Biden is now following his already established pattern: he starts off strong, on name recognition alone, and then as soon as he gets to the debate stage and opens his mouth... ZOOM, his standing plummets. This has been Biden's pattern every single time he has run for president, so at least he remains consistent, in that regard. I've heard that some people were playing a drinking game: take a drink every time that Biden says the word "Obama" during the debate. Must have been a lot of serious hangovers the next morning.

For me, one of the high points of the first night (if we can call it that), was this tasty little moment:

(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/pretentious_beto_2019_debate.jpg)

Go home, Beto. Just go home. And take Amy Klobuchar with you. She's as exciting as watching two flies fuck -- and all I hear when she speaks, is "You should vote for me, because I'm a nice lady from the Midwest." I think she'd be a great librarian... but president..? No way.   ::)

CANDIDATES WHO DID WELL IN THE DEBATES:
Elizabeth Warren
Tulsi Gabbard
Bernie Sanders
Pete Buttigieg
Kamala Harris

CANDIDATES WHO DID MEDIOCRE OR POORLY:
Everyone else.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on June 30, 2019, 07:20:22 AM
Joe Biden is a fucking tool.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on July 03, 2019, 03:21:17 PM
Here's another example of the fun I've been having over on YouTube...



Thomas Armsworthy Jr
1 hour ago

God bless Trump.
Vote for Trump
California is way to friggin crazy and liberal it should succeed from the union


Trumpster fire!
1 hour ago

Learn English.


daveogarf
1 hour ago

YES, Captain Spell Check, let's have California SUCCEED from the union!



Tessmage Tessera
38 seconds ago

Here in California, we are the wealthiest state, we have the largest population in the country, we have the highest GDP in America, we have the 5th highest GDP in the entire world, we grow more food than any other state, we have the biggest computer industry, the entertainment industry, a burgeoning tourism economy, more ethnic diversity than any other state, the best fighter pilots in the entire world, and you need us far more than we need you. If we secede from the Union, as many Californians would like to do, then the rest of America will go belly-up within five years. So by all means, write to your congressman and ask them to kick us out of your diseased, Nazi shithole of a country. We can't wait.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on July 03, 2019, 08:37:49 PM
Yea, despite their issues, I rather live in a blue state then a red one.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on July 24, 2019, 12:16:32 PM
Mueller's appearance this morning was pretty damning, in my opinion.

However...

We need to see what effect, if any, his testimony has upon public opinion. These things usually take about a week or so to sink in... so pay attention to Trump's approval ratings next week and the week after.

If Trump's approval takes a nose dive (as I expect it will), then that's good... it means that Mueller's appearance has had the intended effect upon the electorate.

If, on the other hand, Trump's approval stays the same or... by some miracle... it actually goes up, then we'll know that the American republic is effectively doomed.

In which case, we're back to the same advice that I've been posting on this site for the past decade: BUY GUNS -- AND LEARN HOW TO USE THEM. The only thing worse than a gun is not having one when you need it. If this country becomes any more divided than it already is, then I suspect we're all gonna need it.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on July 25, 2019, 07:41:31 AM
QuoteIn which case, we're back to the same advice that I've been posting on this site for the past decade: BUY GUNS -- AND LEARN HOW TO USE THEM. The only thing worse than a gun is not having one when you need it. If this country becomes any more divided than it already is, then I suspect we're all gonna need it.

Agreed, judging from all the political shit online, everyone seems to be going nuts.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on July 25, 2019, 08:49:05 AM
Quote from: Blankspace on July 25, 2019, 07:41:31 AM
...judging from all the political shit online, everyone seems to be going nuts.

Very definitely.

On the left, we smell blood in the water now... and we're ramping up the pressure on Trump and the Republicans. Big time.

On the right, they're behaving like any wounded and cornered animal would: lashing out frantically and blindly in all directions. Lots of them are even talking about a civil war... which is laughable, but also predictable.

Interesting side note: within a mere 8 minutes after Mueller finished up all of his testimony to the House, Trump's lawyers panicked and filed some sort of "emergency motion" to block the New York courts from obtaining Trump's state tax returns. That's gotta be some kind of new world record... 8 minutes..?!?! You can smell the fear.  ::)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on July 25, 2019, 02:33:31 PM
Did anybody else hear about this?

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2019/7/24/1874237/-Looks-like-someone-pranked-Trump-at-his-Turning-Point-USA-appearance

Trump actually spoke in front of the Turning Point USA conference for young Republicans and didn't notice he was standing in front of a fake presidential seal specifically tailored to mock him! (Supposedly displaying the fake seal was an accidental result of looking for a Presidential seal on the web.) Keep in mind that Trump sees the Presidential seal ALL THE FUCKING TIME since he is, technically, the president, but was too fucking stupid to realize he was being mocked. :o ::) 8)

The fake image has several key modifications:

1) The American eagle has effectively been replaced with the two-headed eagle from the Russian coat of arms, though colored like the American eagle instead of Russian gold.

2) The motto "E Pluribus Unum" has been replaced with "45 es un titere", Spanish for "45 is a puppet". A hand puppet, not a marionette, indicating Putin's hand up Trump's ass.

3) On the top of the shield, normally blank, five hammer-and-sickle stamps have been placed.

4) Instead of clutching an olive branch and a sheaf of arrows, the eagle is gripping a wad of cash and a bunch of golf clubs.

Genius! ;D ;D ;D

The original artist sells merchandise emblazoned with the Trump seal here: https://inktale.com/onetermdonnie/trumps-presidential-seal

I bought a coffee mug.  8)

(Edited to remove an attachment the site didn't like that made the page unloadable.)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on July 25, 2019, 02:51:32 PM
LOL Cylnar.... yeah, I saw that story. Apparently, the aide responsible for that prank was fired today.

Trump has clearly devolved into being a pathetic laughing stock around the world.   ::)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 03, 2019, 12:01:43 PM
It would appear that a lot (probably most) of the Trumptards out there have failed to understand how impeachment works... so let me help you. 

First of all, we really don't care if the Senate refuses to convict Trump. They'll pay for that mistake in the 2020 election.

No, what we care about is the PROCESS within the House. Impeachment is not a legal process -- it is a POLITICAL process. Which means that Barr, Trump's lawyers and the courts will have NO POWER at all during those proceedings. The House can obtain documents, force witness testimonies and secure hard evidence as they see fit, with no possibility of outside interference. And then, all of that information will be made public. This is chiseled in stone within the Constitution, kiddies. If you would like to learn more, then I suggest reading up about the constitutional separation of powers within the U.S. federal government.

So no matter what the Republicans do or don't do, Trump will be torn apart and humiliated in the eyes of the voters and the entire world. Got it now..?   ;)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on August 05, 2019, 03:33:58 PM
You think they're holding on to an impeachment investigation until next year?

So that the litany of his various high crimes and misdemeanors are fresh in the public's mind when they go to vote?
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 05, 2019, 04:47:35 PM
Quote from: StarWrecker on August 05, 2019, 03:33:58 PM
You think they're holding on to an impeachment investigation until next year?

So that the litany of his various high crimes and misdemeanors are fresh in the public's mind when they go to vote?

I do.

But they may not get the luxury of waiting that long. As of now, a majority of House Democrats favor impeachment. Also, public pressure is mounting. Nancy Pelosi has always been a catty little bitch and I think she's just trying to time this in such a way that it leads to a political advantage for the Democrats. Contrary to the bullshit that you often see on the web, Pelosi has never said "I won't impeach Trump." Up until recently, what she's been saying is "I won't impeach Trump right now." What we would all like to see most of all is Trump removed from office (one way or another) and then imprisoned.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 12, 2019, 04:52:23 PM
I think this photo says it all:

(https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2019/07/trump-epstein-wide.jpg)

That's little Ivanka in the photo with Trump and Epstein. She was around 10 or 12 years old at the time.

Anyone sick to their stomach yet..?




(Post copied over from the private area of this board)


Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 23, 2019, 11:13:19 AM
Trump's Approval Rating Declines

Here's a new Trump approval poll, showing the breakdown between different demographic groups:

(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/trump_disapproval_breakdown_08-2019.jpg)

As expected, Trump's highest approval is among uneducated white men.  ::)

Women hate him; non-whites REALLY hate him.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 27, 2019, 08:33:18 AM
Donald Trump thinks windmills cause cancer,

He thinks we need a "space force" to combat aliens,

And he thinks the best way to prevent hurricanes is to nuke them with atomic weapons.


It's time for the 25th Amendment, folks.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on August 27, 2019, 11:06:43 AM
That would only happen in a sane world, populated by intelligent creatures, who had the wherewithal to determine a crisis and take decisive action to fix it. :P

If any of that were true, Donald Trump would never had had a prayer of being elected in the first place, and we would have started saving the planet 30 years ago. >:(

Unfortunately, we only have humans, a breed of insufficiently-evolved ape who are mostly simple-minded, easily distracted and have little capacity for true long-term thinking. ::)

Perhaps in a few hundred million years, a civilization descended from cephalopods will evolve on the ocean floor, and fulfill the promise of truly intelligent life on Earth. :P

Always assuming humanity doesn't sterilize the entire biosphere as part of the extended process of our ultimate failure, that is... :'(
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 27, 2019, 11:36:08 AM
Ahhh... Cylnar, my old friend. Always the pessimist.  ::)

I would like to remind you that the entity who posted your comments is one of those "insufficiently evolved apes." Meaning you, dude. Clearly, we're more evolved than your cynicism would indicate.

I also regret to inform you (and everyone else) that on this planet, we're it... we represent the last chance that the Earth has for producing a sentient, technologically advancing life form. Truth.

You see, in about 250 million years, this planet is going to become largely uninhabitable for most carbon-based life. The reason has nothing to do with anything man-made... it's because in about a quarter-billion years, our star, the Sun, will begin to fuse an increasing amount of helium in its core. When that happens, the Sun will emit a significantly increased amount of gamma and other types of hard radiation. Enough to effectively sterilize the entire surface of the planet Earth.

I'm not referring to the end of the Sun's life, when it will burn nothing BUT helium and go red giant on us... no, I'm referring to the star entering the next "sequence" of its life, when it will begin to burn ever-increasing amounts of helium, in addition to the hydrogen that it is already fusing at the present time. The core will burn hotter, the star will release enormously greater amounts of hard radiation, and life on this planet will most likely be extinguished. Even if some life forms cling to existence deep down on the ocean floor, it is unlikely that they would ever be able to move beyond that environment... and they would effectively hit a brick wall, so far as any further evolutionary development is concerned. The deep, cold, pitch-black ocean floor is not an environment which is conducive to the development of highly intelligent life. No, not even cephalopods.  :P

So, what this all comes down to is this: telling yourself "Who cares if humans go extinct... the Earth will just start over again with something else" is fallacious. It took over three-and-a-half BILLION years, from the dawn of life on Earth until the first hominid ape showed up, for this planet to produce a technological civilization. And as I have just explained, the Earth doesn't have that much time to do it all over again.

Bottom line: either we humans get our shit together, or we just might extinguish the only civilized life within our galaxy. We owe it to the universe to survive.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on August 27, 2019, 07:28:00 PM
Quote from: Tessera on August 27, 2019, 11:36:08 AM
I would like to remind you that the entity who posted your comments is one of those "insufficiently evolved apes." Meaning you, dude. Clearly, we're more evolved than your cynicism would indicate.

But most of the apes on this planet are dumb as rocks. Well over 90% of the human population is exactly as I have described them. Most people are of limited intelligence; if you have an IQ of 120 or more it can be quite difficult to talk with someone with an "average" IQ of 100 without tearing your hair out. Limited intelligence means limited vision. Most people don't want to give up their creature comforts for something which seems far away and mostly unrelated to them. They like having light when they flip the switch. They like going to the grocery store and buying a staggering variety of food, much of which was once "seasonal" and/or regional and not always available even in this country a couple of generations ago (my mother as a child in the 1950s considered a simple orange to be a huge treat that she only got a few times a year). They like going to the gas station and fueling their car or truck which allows them to travel large distances quickly and easily. They don't like a bunch of "libruls" telling them they may have to limit or even give up some of those things because some ivory tower eggheads said so. Especially when Trump, Republicans and other disgusting right-wing scum worldwide like Jair Bolsonaro, Shinzo Abe, Narendra Modi, Rodrigo Duterte and many others are eager to tell them they don't have to.

At least a third of humans and possibly much more than half have "conservative" brains which thrive on authoritarianism, fear and the false promises of religion. Now conservative brains were important, evolutionarily; the Australopithecus which ran for cover and the Homo erectus which grabbed a sharpened stick when something unfamiliar approached through the tall grass were much more likely to survive and propagate their genes then their curious and friendly "liberal-brained" cousins which were more likely to be eaten by a lion or killed by a hostile tribesman. Their conservative descendants built what we think of as "civilization" today - the city-states which rose in Mesopotamia, China, Mesoamerica, the Mediterranean and the Nile delta driven by "division of labor" (class stratification and social inequality) flourished when earlier "liberal" urban gatherings, where dwellings of roughly equal size and little discernible "districtification" crouched behind walls for protection, but their more egalitarian structure apparently made them fail to thrive for reasons which are unclear today. The class structure of those early city-states can be seen with lesser or greater degrees of modification on the level of nations with tens or hundreds of millions of people today.

So conservatism and its inflexibility are baked into the cake, so to speak. We don't yet have enough liberal brains to adapt to our new normal, though the number is slowly rising, but not quickly enough. Our technology has allowed us to gain great power without developing the appropriate sense of responsibility; it is accurately said that our technology has outstripped our humanity. Eighty years ago humanity mechanized mass murder and genocide; today we seem to have automated our own species' suicide. And if we don't make it, really I don't give a fuck if any other species gains sentience on this planet or any other, because I am a member of this species (unfortunately). If we are the only shot at civilization in the Milky Way, or even the entire fucking universe, who gives a shit? The universe certainly doesn't.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 27, 2019, 08:27:48 PM
Those are all good points to be sure, but it isn't just a question of intelligence (or the lack thereof).

A lot of what you are decrying is the result of another notorious primate trait: GREED, which is effectively an unreasoning state of mind. Smart people can be greedy, just as much as stupid people can be greedy.

QUESTION: do you know how to catch a monkey..?

Long answer follows... so bear with me...

You get a big glass jar with a very narrow neck, and drop something shiny inside of it. Then you firmly affix the jar to a tree stump, or some similar immovable platform, not far from the trees where the monkeys hang out. And then, you just get very far back from the site, and wait.

Sooner or later, a curious monkey will come down out of the trees, and examine the jar. His intelligence and his curiosity... both of which are typical mammalian traits... will compel him to do so. When he examines the jar more closely, he'll see the shiny bangle that you dropped inside of it and BANG... that's when his primate greed will take over.

Does the monkey really NEED the shiny bracelet that you dropped into the jar..? No, of course he doesn't. What the fuck would a monkey do with a shiny bracelet..? But you see, none of the other monkeys have a shiny bracelet. It must be really special, the hapless monkey tells himself. So naturally, he just has to have it.

The monkey will then squish up his fingers, so that his hand will fit into the narrow neck of the big jar. He'll reach down inside and grab the shiny bracelet and hold it tightly in his fist. HAHA... I have the shiny thing..!!! None of the other monkeys have a shiny thing like this.... I'm the SPECIAL monkey now..!!! The ELITE monkey..!!!

Problem is, with the shiny bracelet in his fist, his hand is now too big to fit back out of the narrow neck of the jar. He's trapped... he's caught... unless he lets go of the shiny thing.

Well, he won't let it go. Is it because he's stupid..? Nope... intellectually, he knows that he's trapped. In fact, he'll have a major brainstorm, trying to figure out some intelligent way to escape from his predicament, and yet still keep the all-important shiny thing.

And then you just walk over, pick up the monkey and put him in a cage.

This is primate greed in action. Humans, being primates ourselves, share the exact same trait. We know that something is bad for us... it may even destroy us... but goddamn it, I gotta have that shiny thing. Even if I have to kill a dozen people to get it. Even if it traps me. It doesn't matter... I GOTTA HAVE THAT FUCKING SHINY THING. Of course, in our modern world, within this context you can substitute pretty much any status symbol for "shiny thing." A sports car... a trophy wife... a bag full of cash... whatever.

What you are calling "conservatives," I sometimes call "greedy monkeys." They aren't stupid... they're just compelled by an unreasoning, instinctively dictated primate compulsion to have more and more and more and more.

Oh... and listen, I am all too familiar with what you've said about having an exceptional IQ and floating within a sea of Forrest Gumps. That pretty much sums up my entire life, dude. Yours too, I'm sure.

I can remember being a child and wondering why most of the people I met couldn't understand the simplest things. Or at least, those things seemed simple to me. In high school, I can recall having plenty of deep conversations with people who blankly stared back at me, like a deer caught in the headlights. Eventually I came to realize that some of us were still evolving... and some of us weren't.

Anyway, back to Trump: he's a greedy monkey. He can't feel good about his own life, unless he KNOWS that there are lots of people who have less than he does. And he's not alone in this vanity. Haven't you ever wondered why so-called conservatives never, ever want the poor and the disadvantaged to have better stuff..? I mean, it's not like it would cost all that much to raise up every single poor person in America and bring them into the middle class. But you see, it has nothing to do with the money... it's all about GREED and ELITISM. See, if every single one of us was rich, then most of the elitists in this country would probably slit their own wrists. They absolutely can not feel good about their own lives unless they have more than everyone else. If everyone has $100, then they need to have $200. If everyone is a millionaire, then they need to be a billionaire. If you have a hot looking girlfriend, then they need to have a hotter looking girlfriend... even if she's a shallow-minded, materialistic cunt.

Just like the monkey needs that shiny thing in the jar. None of the other monkeys have one. If he gets it, then he'll be the elite monkey. On the surface, it sounds like stupidity -- but it's really just a compulsion.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 29, 2019, 03:50:03 PM
And now, it's time for another of my famous predictions. Ready..?


Trump is going to be crushed next year -- and he knows it. He'll probably resign right before the election,
because his little baby narcissistic ego can't handle a landslide defeat. He'll manufacture a bullshit reason,
blame it on someone or something else, and then pull out. I'd bet money on it.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 30, 2019, 03:14:15 PM
Donald Trump, Jr. held a special event in Pikesville, Kentucky on Thursday. Keep in mind that this is Mitch McConnell's home state.

The organizers of the event were expecting "a memorable turnout" for the event... an event which consisted mainly of Donny Junior telling the crowd all about how wonderful his daddy is, and how evil and sinister the Democrats are. The event was also intended to drum up support for Matt Bevin, a Republican running for governor in Kentucky. This is a heavily red state, folks...

...or is it..?

Wanna see the "memorable turnout" for Donny Jr.'s big right-wing propaganda event in Kentucky..? Then look here:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDKJ50AXUAA_jAv.jpg:medium)

If they could have gotten just a few more people to show up, then they might have had enough folks on hand for a square dance. But as we can see, the turnout for Don Jr. was ABYSMAL. I don't even see 100 people in that photo. Apparently, once the event got underway, they asked everyone to come closer to the stage... so that the photos of the event would look more impressive. Well, it didn't work. I've seen bigger crowds at PTA meetings.  :P

I'll say it again: this is Kentucky that we're talking about -- Mitch McConnell's home state. And they couldn't find enough Trump supporters to fill a gymnasium. Just look at that photo... it's PATHETIC. They set up thousands of seats -- and damned near every seat is EMPTY.

All of you die-hard Trumptards out there... take a good, long look. Trumpism is DYING and you have no one but yourselves to blame.  8)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on September 05, 2019, 05:38:42 PM
Someone on YouTube (sorry, I forgot your name) posted this today. It got a big laugh, so I'm reproducing it here...


WASHINGTON: "I can not tell a lie."

NIXON: "I can not tel the truth."

TRUMP: "I can not tell the difference."
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on September 14, 2019, 04:53:49 AM
Saw this on Real Time With Bill Maher last night and I had to share it...


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/eric_trump_gag.jpg)

That's Trump's dopey son, Eric Trump.

As Maher himself put it: "The douche doesn't fall far from the bag."
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on September 26, 2019, 05:42:18 AM
Impeach. Trump. Now.

There is a very good chance that the Senate Republicans will vote to convict him. Privately, most of them hate Trump's guts. And with the 2020 election looming on the horizon, they can't afford to defend Trump any longer. Their own careers and the future of their party are in jeopardy at this point.


DUMP TRUMP
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on September 27, 2019, 08:18:09 AM
Quote from: Tessera on September 26, 2019, 05:42:18 AM
Impeach. Trump. Now.

There is a very good chance that the Senate Republicans will vote to convict him. Privately, most of them hate Trump's guts. And with the 2020 election looming on the horizon, they can't afford to defend Trump any longer. Their own careers and the future of their party are in jeopardy at this point.


DUMP TRUMP


Looks like you were right when you said they were waiting for the election (or that least close to it) for impeachment.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on September 27, 2019, 08:48:32 AM
Quote from: Blankspace on September 27, 2019, 08:18:09 AM
Looks like you were right when you said they were waiting for the election (or that least close to it) for impeachment.

Well sure. But not just for the Democrats.

The primary season is getting underway... and the actual primary elections will be next summer, I believe. So if the Republicans are having any thoughts of nominating someone other than Trump for the 2020 presidential election, then NOW is the time to start moving on that idea. The lines are being drawn and they can't afford to drag their asses for much longer. If they stay with Trump, then they're going to lose. It's as simple as that.

I have a sneaking suspicion that privately, the GOP is eyeing Mitt Romney as a possible alternative to Trump. Which in turn would suggest that there is an excellent chance that they will indeed vote to convict and remove Trump, when his trial happens in the Senate. At least now, they have a legitimate excuse to deliver to their constituents. "We had to vote against the president, because he clearly committed an act of treason." That sort of thing.

If I'm right, then during the next few months, we'll see more and more Republicans breaking away from Trump and speaking out against him publicly. It won't be a mass exodus... it'll be a slow but steady trickle of defectors over the course of time. We shall see.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on September 27, 2019, 11:50:55 AM
I never thought he would be this brazen with his lawbreaking.

That transcript made me think I was watching a Mafia movie. The insinuated blackmail, the sleaze...
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on September 27, 2019, 12:06:25 PM
Quote from: StarWrecker on September 27, 2019, 11:50:55 AM
I never thought he would be this brazen with his lawbreaking.

That transcript made me think I was watching a Mafia movie. The insinuated blackmail, the sleaze...

And after all of that, Trump was giving a small press conference (at the U.N., I think) and during it,
he basically issued a thinly-veiled Mafia-style death threat to that whistleblower.

President Fredo Corleone... yup.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on October 18, 2019, 10:55:12 PM
In other news...


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/Pelosi_castrates_Trump_2019.jpg)

It won't be long now. Trump is currently having a serious meltdown and many of his associates and cabinet members are fleeing from him.
Just like the proverbial rats deserting a sinking ship. Even the slimy bootlicker Lindsey Graham has begun to turn against Trump.

I guess we all need to start getting used to the idea of President Pence. At least, until next November. The 2020 blue wave is gonna be epic.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 04, 2019, 09:46:16 PM
Today, Lev Parnas... the Ukrainian creep who works for Rudy Giuliani (seen below), has agreed to cooperate with federal investigators.

As we can see, Rudy is looking very concerned about this latest development in the ongoing Trump crime saga:

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/37/f6/77/37f67716f3c752bdcee73f42869a2c38.png)

Poor Rudy. Somebody give him a blood bag... he looks hungry.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 06, 2019, 11:21:03 AM
Quote from: Tessera on August 30, 2019, 03:14:15 PM
Donald Trump, Jr. held a special event in Pikesville, Kentucky on Thursday. Keep in mind that this is Mitch McConnell's home state.

The organizers of the event were expecting "a memorable turnout" for the event... an event which consisted mainly of Donny Junior telling the crowd all about how wonderful his daddy is, and how evil and sinister the Democrats are. The event was also intended to drum up support for Matt Bevin, a Republican running for governor in Kentucky. This is a heavily red state, folks...

All of you die-hard Trumptards out there... take a good, long look. Trumpism is DYING and you have no one but yourselves to blame.  8)

Mitch McConnell's home state of Kentucky has just turned BLUE. Yes, you read that right.

A record-setting voter turnout elected Democratic candidate Andy Beshear to be Kentucky's new governor.
Meanwhile, the entire state of Virginia went blue yesterday... including the entire state legislature.  :o

We told ya, Trumptards. The blue wave has JUST begun. See you next year... all across America. Wooo hoo..!!!


Bevin was up by 5 points... until Trump showed up. Virginia was a solidly red state... until Trump showed up. The Republicans held both Houses of Congress... until Trump showed up.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 09, 2019, 11:45:05 AM

I had a strange dream last night. Donald Trump went to speak on the floor of the Senate.

Suddenly, many of the Republican senators attacked Trump with knives... stabbing him 27 times.

Right there and then, Trump died and the entire Senate chanted "The tyrant is dead! The tyrant is dead!"

They chopped off Trump's head and Kathy Griffin carried it outside, displaying it to a huge mob of cheering people.

I wonder what it means..?

(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/kathy_griffin_trump_head.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on November 09, 2019, 11:50:12 AM
I saw this the other day, about Kentucky and VA.  Lot of funny things.

In Kentucky, Bevin has refused to concede, alleging "voter fraud," and is trying to use some obscure loophole to get the state legislature to declare him the victor, LOL.  This appears to be the new go-to strategy when republicans lose a race against a democrat, or in this case, are unseated by a democrat.  Remember Roy Moore -- the alleged sex offender who lost the special election for Jeff Session's old senate seat in Alabama a couple years ago?   He narrowly lost the election too just like Bevin and did the same thing; for weeks he tried to delay certification of the results and demand a totally new election.  Desperate much?

Now if Kentucky can just vote out that piece of shit Mitch McConnell; his seat is up for re-election in 2020, and the guy has done more damage to this country than possibly any US senator in history, which will continue even after he dies.  Remember when he refused to hold a confirmation hearing for Obama's supreme court justice pick because Obama only had a year left in his term?  That one issue alone will have effects that reverberate for decades because it allowed Trump to nominate a young, conservative justice for a life term. 

"One of my proudest moments was when I looked Barack Obama in the eye and I said, 'Mr. President, you will not fill the Supreme Court vacancy."  --Mitch McConnell.

Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on November 09, 2019, 12:30:55 PM
Quote from: Tessera on November 09, 2019, 11:45:05 AM

I had a strange dream last night. Donald Trump went to speak on the floor of the Senate.

Suddenly, many of the Republican senators attacked Trump with knives... stabbing him 27 times.

Right there and then, Trump died and the entire Senate chanted "The tyrant is dead! The tyrant is dead!"

They chopped off Trump's head and Kathy Griffin carried it outside, displaying it to a huge mob of cheering people.

I wonder what it means..?

(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/kathy_griffin_trump_head.jpg)


LOL, don't you think it's interesting to look back in time just a couple years and reflect on how that bloody head thing was received and then compare it to the level of extreme hypocrisy we've seen in just that short period?  For that relatively benign stunt, Kathy Griffin was blacklisted by Hollywood, banned by all major media outlets, and shunned by politicians both on the left and right.  I think she was even investigated by the FBI.  She was reviled as distasteful, inciting violence: the usual bullshit.

Fast forward to 3 weeks ago, during a conference at one of Trump's resorts, Trump's surrogates played some juvenile video of "Trump Slaying His Enemies." (https://youtu.be/7GASAcM5tKM?t=42)  It was some stupid edited version of Trump shooting and dismembering various critics including Bernie Sanders, Romney, McCain (who is already dead anyway), and so forth.  Weirdly, it has Lynyrd Skynyrd playing in the background.

Apparently it's not okay for Kathy Griffin to pose in a still shot with Trump's bloody head, but publishing a video of Trump brutally massacring journalists and his political enemies is totally fine.  Only in America.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 09, 2019, 03:36:41 PM
Doesn't surprise me, Will. The Republicans delight in accusing others of the crimes
that they themselves are guilty of. Classic projection and they do it all the time.

I cheered when Kathy Griffin released that photo. She's one of my favorite people.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on November 09, 2019, 05:09:25 PM
Agreed about the projection.  That's the perfect word for it.  It's vile, but not surprising in the least. 

I also thought it was funny as hell when Kathy Griffin posted that photograph.  I really couldn't understand why the huge fracas over it.   It was a fucking prop. 

The silly little video of Trump killing his enemies doesn't bother me either, on its own.  The people who are acting devastated over it are just doing that for political theater, so I can excuse the phony outrage too.  What does bother me is the way in which the same behavior is received differently, depending on whether it's coming from a left-leaning comedian like Kathy Griffin or fanatical right wingers.

Kathy Griffin is awesome, though.  Even after the substantial damage it's caused it to her reputation, I read that today she still refuses to express any remorse over that photo.  Good for her, I say.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 09, 2019, 06:04:12 PM
Quote from: Will Never on November 09, 2019, 05:09:25 PM
Kathy Griffin is awesome, though.  Even after the substantial damage it's caused it to her reputation, I read that today she still refuses to express any remorse over that photo.  Good for her, I say.

Well, initially she apologized for it. But then she got thousands and thousands of e-mails from people all over America, expressing their support. So she quickly retracted her apology.

Hey, if you like Kathy, then head on over to YouTube and search for a collection of her appearances on Craig Ferguson's show. She's never been funnier than she was with Craig. Super sexy, too. During one appearance, she even showed up wearing no panties under her skirt and at one point, she gave the audience a crotch shot on purpose. They had to pixelate it... no shit. I think she's fantastically talented. She makes me laugh harder than any other comedienne that I can think of.  :)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on November 09, 2019, 11:59:12 PM
This picture basically sums up everything we need to know about the Ukraine scandal. 

Igor Fruman and Lev Parnas (second and third from left) Mike Pence, President Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani, all in one spot.  Already Trump has been distancing himself from Giuliani and these crooks.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on November 10, 2019, 12:04:49 AM
Quote from: Tessera on November 09, 2019, 06:04:12 PM
Quote from: Will Never on November 09, 2019, 05:09:25 PM
Kathy Griffin is awesome, though.  Even after the substantial damage it's caused it to her reputation, I read that today she still refuses to express any remorse over that photo.  Good for her, I say.

Well, initially she apologized for it. But then she got thousands and thousands of e-mails from people all over America, expressing their support. So she quickly retracted her apology.

Hey, if you like Kathy, then head on over to YouTube and search for a collection of her appearances on Craig Ferguson's show. She's never been funnier than she was with Craig. Super sexy, too. During one appearance, she even showed up wearing no panties under her skirt and at one point, she gave the audience a crotch shot on purpose. They had to pixelate it... no shit. I think she's fantastically talented. She makes me laugh harder than any other comedienne that I can think of.  :)

Hah, I definitely will take a look at that.  Kathy Griffin gets so much undeserved vitriol.  Guess that's the price of being a comedian.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 12, 2019, 08:13:33 PM
Some things that I would love to see before I die:

(1) Melania Trump is found dead in her bathtub, both of her wrists slashed, in an apparent suicide.

(2) Donald Trump is hospitalized after an obesity-induced stroke. The stroke has left him unable to speak.

(3) Mick Mulvaney does an interview on Fox, and admits that his personal hero is Major Toht, the sadistic Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

(4) Matt Gaetz is captured, doused with kerosene and lit on fire before a cheering mob. Afterward, pizza is served to everyone who attended.

(5) Ivanka runs naked and screaming out the front door of the White House, with fresh blood dripping out of her ass. No official explanation is given to the TV crews who record the event.

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQkE__JjJiUcQ4HPGGxch6kk5M05XBWEvsA9rFi9Z5nHBG-CQOy)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 28, 2019, 12:02:25 PM
YouTube user "W W" put up this excellent post today:

Quote from: W W (on YouTube)
Trump's impeachment is NOT just about his using bribery to get Ukraine to attack the Bidens... it is about Soooo much more.



This is a partial list of actions that Trump is involved in.



He is a linchpin in a vast corrupt organization. The GOP are ground troops who have been paid-off.



Trump-Russia Investigation

15 months

34 Indictments/Charges (Individuals) (and counting)

3 Indictments/Charges (Companies)

5 GUILTY pleas (and counting)

4 CONVICTIONS (and counting)



Indicted: Roger Stone (Recently Convicted)

Indicted: Paul Manafort

Indicted: Rick Gates

Indicted: George Papadopoulos

Indicted: Michael Flynn

Indicted: Michael Cohen

Indicted: Richard Pinedo

Indicted: Alex van der Zwaan

Indicted: Konstantin Kilimnik

Indicted: 12 Russian GRU officers

Indicted: Yevgeny Prigozhin

Indicted: Mikhail Burchik

Indicted: Aleksandra Krylova

Indicted: Anna Bogacheva

Indicted: Sergey Polozov

Indicted: Maria Bovda

Indicted: Dzheykhun Aslanov

Indicted: Vadim Podkopaev

Indicted: Irina Kaverzina

Indicted: Gleb Vasilchenko

Indicted: Internet Research Agency

Indicted: Concord Management



Guilty Plea: Michael Flynn

Guilty Plea: Michael Cohen

Guilty Plea: George Papadopolous

Guilty Plea: Richard Pinedo

Guilty Plea: Alex van der Zwaan

Guilty Plea: Rick Gates



Over 191 Criminal Charges (and counting):



Conspiracy against the USA (2 counts)

Conspiracy to launder money (2 counts)

Bank fraud (8 counts)

Bank fraud conspiracy (10 counts)

Subscribing to false tax returns (10 counts)

Making false statements (6 counts)

Failure to file reports of foreign bank accounts (14 counts)

Unregistered agent of a foreign principal (2 counts)

False FARA statements (2 counts)

Subscribing to false tax returns (10 counts)

Assisting in preparation of false tax documents (5 counts)

Conspiracy to defraud the United States (13 counts)

Conspiracy to commit wire fraud and bank fraud (2 counts)

Aggravated identity theft (24 counts)

So if you run into any of these idiots on the web who disingenuously ask "What crimes has Trump committed?" you can just refer them to this post.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on December 03, 2019, 08:02:36 AM

(http://www.tessmage.com/images/freaks/trump_orangutan.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on December 13, 2019, 07:31:51 PM
Okay... maybe you'll like this one better...


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/freaks/McDonald_Trump.jpg)

:P
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on December 19, 2019, 03:46:13 PM
Here's what Trump had to say about impeachment, back in 2014:


"(The president) would be a mess. He would be thinking about nothing but. It would be a horror show for him.
It would be an absolute embarrassment. It would go down on his record permanently."


"No president can recover from an impeachment hearing. Win or lose, his career is over." 

~ Donald J. Trump, 2014
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on December 30, 2019, 08:30:30 AM
Was anyone else disgusted as I was to learn that Tulsi Gabbard voted "present" when the house voted to impeach Trump a few weeks ago?  I was totally unsurprised. As much I despise Hillary Clinton, I think there may actually be something to her statement that Gabbard may be a Russian asset, unwitting or not.  All but four house dems voted to impeach, one of them being Tulsi Gabbard.  Another of the four, Jeff Van Drew, whose district favored Trump in 2016, voted against impeachment because he was afraid of being unseated in 2020 and has switched parties to republican in anticipation of the election.  That's a whole other story, though.  I have no objection to someone going against the grain and voting with their conscience, but this was a case of voting with cowardice, not conscience.

Quotation by Tulsi Gabbard:

"I also could not in good conscience vote for impeachment because removal of a sitting President must not be the culmination of a partisan process, fueled by tribal animosities that have so gravely divided our country."

WTF?  Who is she trying to pander to?  Some people are thinking she's hoping Trump selects her for a cabinet position in 2020, and I think they aren't far off.  It wouldn't be the first time Trump chose a dem for a high level position; just look at the disgraced national security advisor Michael Flynn, a democrat himself. 

One funny thing about Gabbard is that she's often celebrated by her mostly young male acolytes as an "anti-war, anti-interventionist" candidate.  Yeah, okay.  That's funny; up until just two years ago, she was happy to accept huge superPAC donations from deadly arms dealers and the defense sector, including Boeing and Lockheed Martin, to help her run for Congress.  But that's okay; she's a "progressive."  ::)

Take a look at her past funding here.   (https://www.opensecrets.org/news/2019/01/lengthy-history-with-pacs-follows-tulsi-gabbard-into-2020/)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on December 30, 2019, 10:26:56 AM
Here's the deal with Tulsi and her vote:

She's doing so poorly in the polls, that she can't afford to lose a single district. Well, her handlers have told her that she's
popular among some Republican voters... but she'd lose that smidgen of popularity, if she voted to impeach Trump.
She would also lose some of her contributors.

At the same time, she doesn't want to vote against impeachment, because then she'd lose every Democratic vote.

So basically, Tulsi decided to vote "chickenshit" instead. She's going to spend the rest of her life trying to live this down.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on December 30, 2019, 12:26:02 PM
Quote from: Tessera on December 30, 2019, 10:26:56 AM
Here's the deal with Tulsi and her vote:

She's doing so poorly in the polls, that she can't afford to lose a single district. Well, her handlers have told her that she's
popular among some Republican voters... but she'd lose that smidgen of popularity, if she voted to impeach Trump.
She would also lose some of her contributors.

At the same time, she doesn't want to vote against impeachment, because then she'd lose every Democratic vote.

So basically, Tulsi decided to vote "chickenshit" instead. She's going to spend the rest of her life trying to live this down.

Sounds like she just now a useless tool.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on December 30, 2019, 10:58:41 PM
Quote from: Blankspace on December 30, 2019, 12:26:02 PM
Sounds like she just now a useless tool.


Joe Biden: "What's your favorite lie..?"
Tulsi Gabbard: "I do not lie."
Joe Biden: "Mine too..!"
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on January 28, 2020, 07:00:03 AM
Hilarious Video

Please watch this. You'll love it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgVE5vKiJfA

Joe Scarborough delivered an epic and hilarious rant this morning on MSNBC.
It was in regard to the "defense" being offered by Trump's legal team.

Just watch it. It's dead-on.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on May 05, 2020, 02:05:02 PM
Donald Trump Is Killing America


Click to play -->  http://www.tessmage.com/videos/mourning_in_america_ad_2020.mp4

That's a new ad that just started running on TV, all across America. It made Trump so angry, that he was "rage-tweeting" on Twitter until 4 AM last night... instead of doing his job (as usual).

Keep in mind that the ad WAS NOT produced by some left-wing, subversive group, gleefully trying to slander Trump. No, this ad was produced by REPUBLICANS. The Lincoln Project is comprised of Republicans, who recognize that Donald Trump is going to utterly destroy their party in America. Everything in the ad is factual... which probably explains why Trump blew a gasket.

Watch it and then, you be the judge. Back in 2016, Donald Trump promised to "Make America Great Again." So take a good look around, folks... does this look "great" to you..?




NOTE: this ad is in full 1920 x 1080 HD resolution... so if your internet connection is a bit slow, then you may wish to either wait for it to be fully buffered before watching, or else just download the video and watch it later.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on May 05, 2020, 03:23:37 PM
Saw that ad the other day. Hard-hitting and utterly true. And perhaps less likely to be dismissed by viewers BECAUSE it was produced by a Republican group, rather than "libruls" who could be dismissed out of hand. ;)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on May 08, 2020, 06:29:18 PM
 The virus simply represents a push from the outside, that Trump is incapable of dealing with properly. It could have been anything... a virus, a war, a natural disaster, whatever.

Some people are true leaders and can rise to the occasion, when bad things happen. When 9/11 happened, even a bonehead like Bush was able to show that he had strong leadership qualities.

But not Trump. He's weak, he's a phony, he's a coward and he's a failure. Times like these test people... and Trump has clearly failed that test.

So how do we handle this..?


I'll tell you how we handle it... we put Bernie Sanders in the White House. That's how we handle it. Bernie has been warning us about things like this for decades and now, it's happening. Unbridled corporate capitalism has turned America into a house of cards and as we can see, it only takes one push from the outside to topple that house. This time, it's a virus. Next time, it could be a natural disaster... or a war... or some other type of national crisis. We need to rebuild America and create a more equitable society, with strong social programs and safety nets. Otherwise, this will happen again... and again... and again.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on May 15, 2020, 09:21:57 PM
Trump 2016: Hillary must be corrupt, since the FBI are investigating her.

Trump 2018: The FBI must be corrupt, because they're investigating me.

Trump 2020: Obama must be corrupt, because... ummm... because... err...
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on May 16, 2020, 10:06:14 AM
I asked this simple question on YouTube today...

Name something good that Trump has done. And be specific.

Predictably, all of the responses from the Trump trolls were 100% unsubstantiated nonsense. Each reply was more hateful than the last. So I posted a follow-up, in response to a comment made by a fellow progressive:

Notice the rising animosity of the Trump trolls..? This is the one question that all of them fear. It really frustrates them, because they know they can't answer it factually. See, the only reason they cling to Trump is because they are hateful, frightened little people... and they believe that Trump somehow validates their hate and fear. The only responses we ever get to this question are mindless slogans, baseless rhetoric and childish whataboutism.

One troll actually mentioned Trump's ludicrous wall. "He's building a wall across the southern border." So I pointed out to the troll that, at the current rate of construction, Trump's wall won't be completed for another 48 years. Which is absolutely true. Predictably, he shot back something or other about Joe Biden... typically childish whataboutism, which is pretty much the only defense one ever sees from the Trump trolls. When I told him I didn't support Joe Biden, he stopped responding and scurried back to his safe place.

I guess my point is this: when presented with an opportunity to defend Donald Trump, none of his supporters are capable of doing so. I've been asking them simple questions like this for several years now and so far, not a single one of them has been able to rise to the challenge. That's very telling, dontcha think..? Their behavior fully supports my assertion that the ONLY reason these idiots cling to Trump is because he gives them the green light to be hateful, stupid little white trash bigots.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on May 17, 2020, 07:44:11 AM
They sounds like a bunch of clueless "rebels" that want to tear down the system and have no real plans.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on May 17, 2020, 08:28:19 PM
Quote from: Blankspace on May 17, 2020, 07:44:11 AM
They sounds like a bunch of clueless "rebels" that want to tear down the system and have no real plans.


This began long before Trump moved into the White House. There seems to be a growing, unspoken desire out there to tear America down and then rebuild it.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on May 21, 2020, 06:25:52 AM
It's sad that it's come to this.  I was never a fan of Hillary Clinton's centrism, but she would have been SCORES less damaging than Trump.

We need to ban the electoral college.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on May 21, 2020, 10:17:41 AM
Quote from: Will Never on May 21, 2020, 06:25:52 AM
We need to ban the electoral college.

Oh yes, we do. And we also need to make it illegal for political candidates to accept anything other than public (and equal) funding of their campaigns.

No more private donations, no more corporate donations, no more PAC's, no more special interests. Absolutely no more of that crap.

Until those things are accomplished, there will be no such thing as a government of the people, by the people and for the people in America.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on May 21, 2020, 01:53:31 PM
QuoteNo more private donations, no more corporate donations, no more PAC's, no more special interests. Absolutely no more of that crap.

I agree with that.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on May 22, 2020, 06:55:14 AM
What can we learn from all of this mess..?


We can eliminate capitalism... that's what we can learn.

We can come to terms with the inescapable fact that late-stage capitalism places a higher premium upon commerce and profits, than it does upon the lives and the safety of human beings.

We can learn that a greed-driven system like ours encourages the sort of negligence and apathy demonstrated not only by the Trump administration, but also by Congress (both parties).

We can learn that corporate capitalism rewards greed -- and punishes honesty.

Everything that we have seen go wrong during the past 40 years has its roots in capitalism gone berserk. This is just the latest installment... but as usual, people need to start dying before they sit up and take notice.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on May 22, 2020, 02:17:59 PM
Quotebut as usual, people need to start dying before they sit up and take notice.

That usually the case for a lot of things in history.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on May 27, 2020, 07:44:59 PM


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/coronavirus_100k_trump_golfs.jpg)

A nice and very recent photo of Donald Trump -- making America great again.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on May 28, 2020, 07:14:04 AM
Trump to order review of law protecting social media firms after Twitter spat: report

https://thehill.com/policy/technology/499871-trump-to-order-review-of-law-protecting-social-media-from-responsibility

QuotePresident Trump will reportedly sign an executive order on Thursday that mandates a review of a law that shields companies like Twitter, Google and Facebook from being held liable for the content appearing on their platforms after fact checks for the first time were added to two of his tweets.

Fucking with the internet, that won't end well.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on May 28, 2020, 09:30:43 AM
Quote from: Tessera on May 22, 2020, 06:55:14 AM
What can we learn from all of this mess..?


We can eliminate capitalism... that's what we can learn.

We can come to terms with the inescapable fact that late-stage capitalism places a higher premium upon commerce and profits, than it does upon the lives and the safety of human beings.

We can learn that a greed-driven system like ours encourages the sort of negligence and apathy demonstrated not only by the Trump administration, but also by Congress (both parties).

We can learn that corporate capitalism rewards greed -- and punishes honesty.

Everything that we have seen go wrong during the past 40 years has its roots in capitalism gone berserk. This is just the latest installment... but as usual, people need to start dying before they sit up and take notice.

More depressing but unsurprising proof that capitalism continues to fail us.   (https://www.propublica.org/article/hidden-in-the-new-house-coronavirus-relief-bill-billions-for-defense-contractors)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on May 28, 2020, 10:25:43 AM
Quote from: Will Never on May 28, 2020, 09:30:43 AM
More depressing but unsurprising proof that capitalism continues to fail us.   (https://www.propublica.org/article/hidden-in-the-new-house-coronavirus-relief-bill-billions-for-defense-contractors)

Good article. We saw something similar after 9/11: corporate America took advantage of the crisis and, with the help of Congress, gave themselves another big cash payoff.

Seven years later, after their unchecked greed crashed the economy and hurt millions upon millions of innocent Americans, Congress once again gave the corporate criminals another big cash payoff.

It seems that every time there's some sort of national emergency... whether real, or fabricated... the most striking response by Congress is to give super-rich people even more money. The rest of us are left to flounder in the mud that these corporate animals have created. It's as if the American people are not actually people anymore... we're just a resource, to be used and discarded by the predators at the top.

I know I tend to be more militant than most people. More than once, I've been accused of being a crazy extremist, after expressing my strong anti-establishment views. Well, get ready... because here I go again. Historically speaking, one thing -- and one thing only -- has proven to be 100% effective in putting super-greedy people on a short leash: KILLING THEM. Folks, trying to work within the system to curb their greed will always fail, because they've already purchased that system and tailored it to their own specifications. Elections won't work... boycotts won't work for very long... strikes won't work. The only thing that has ever worked... and remember, I'm drawing from all of human history here... the only thing that has ever proven to be 100% effective is to physically drag these motherfuckers out of their limousines and their ivory towers, put them in chains, haul them into the middle of a cheering crowd... and then cut their fucking heads off, for all the world to see.

Sounds psychotic, huh..? Fine... then tell me a better way. FACT: the rich and powerful will never voluntarily give up their wealth and power, nor will they change their behavior... not unless they fear for their own lives. We have seen this to be true over and over and over and over again, throughout the 10,000 year history of human civilization. When it gets this bad, it's time to kill the rich. If that sounds extreme and crazy, then so be it. But I'm still waiting for someone to come up with a more effective alternative.




Don't any of you yet understand why Trump is fighting against mail-in voting..? Why he has even gone so far as to advocate closing down the post office..? He plans to PREVENT the election from taking place in November. He'll cite COVID-19 as his justification for doing so. Of course, mail-in voting would completely negate that excuse... hence Trump is vehemently opposed to it, even though he himself has voted by mail numerous times during his life.


Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on May 29, 2020, 05:56:05 AM
QuoteHistorically speaking, one thing -- and one thing only -- has proven to be 100% effective in putting super-greedy people on a short leash: KILLING THEM.

Fucking agree with that statement.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on May 29, 2020, 07:10:11 PM
(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/trumps_america_burning.jpg)

I predict that the riots will spread all across America. Not just because of the events in Minnesota... that's just a trigger.

The reason runs deeper than that. America has once again become a smoldering powder keg, waiting to explode.

This is 1968 all over again. The people don't feel properly represented by their elected officials. The ridiculous
disparity of wealth has caused a resentment that has been steadily building for decades. The police have run
amok and the justice system lets them get away with it. Young people feel as if they've been cheated out of
their future. Racism, class division, an overworked and under-paid populace, insane student loan debt...

...and Trump keeps pouring gasoline on the fires. Stupid asshole.

The Establishment is about to get a bloody nose.




EDIT to add: Looks like I was right. Here we are, 12 hours after I posted this, and demonstrations have occurred in several major U.S. cities. In Atlanta, protesters attacked the CNN building, smashing windows and assaulting the police. Things were more peaceful in Los Angeles... but who knows how long that will last. It's happening, folks. If history is repeating itself, then the next major event will be when the police or the National Guard shoot and kill protesters... which will trigger an even more massive and widespread series of riots, all over America. Let's hope that I'm wrong... but as Forum veterans should know, I've been expecting something like this to happen for more than a decade.

Check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs4AoagJnGE
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on June 01, 2020, 02:01:45 AM
Just think of some of Trump's signature issues, back in 2016...

"I'm gonna impose a travel ban against all Muslims." Translation: it's okay to hate Arabs.

"I'm gonna build a big, beautiful wall across our southern border." Translation: it's okay to hate Hispanics.

"I think the cops should let those animals hit their heads, when they push them into the police car." Translation: it's okay to physically abuse black suspects.

Listen to way Trump always exaggerates his pronunciation of "China." Translation: it's okay to hate Asians.

In Charlottesville: "I think there were good people on both sides." Translation: I support white supremacists.

Every single person who supports Trump is a racist, period. They love Trump, because he makes them feel like it's okay to be openly racist again in America. He validates their xenophobia. The cop who murdered George Floyd is a Trump supporter, fer chrissakes. There's a photo of that sick pig wearing a MAGA cap a year or so ago. I could go on and on, but I think the pattern is clear. Trump has promoted racial hatred and class division for several years and now, this is the inevitable result. I honestly believe that Trump enjoys seeing this kind of chaos... it makes the silver spoon baby with the tiny penis feel powerful and important.

Adolph Hitler was the same. Amusingly, in private, Hitler enjoyed having Eva Braun pee on him. As for Trump, we've all heard of the infamous pee-pee tapes of Trump with some Russian hookers. Now that's a strange parallel.



Find the cost of freedom, buried in the ground
Mother Earth will swallow you, lay your body down
Find the cost of freedom, buried in the ground
Mother Earth will swallow you, lay your body down




(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/Sandra_Lee_Scheuer_1949-1970.jpg)

Sandra Lee Sheuer
Born: August 11, 1949
Murdered by the National Guard: May 4, 1970 at Kent State University, Ohio

What if you knew her,
And found her dead on the ground?
How can you run when you know?


Take a long look at that sweet, beautiful face, the next time Trump tweets "When the looting starts, the shooting starts."
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on June 01, 2020, 11:12:21 AM
AUDIO CLIP:

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/01/us/politics/trump-governors.html

The New York Times published a private conference call between Trump and state governors that was immediately leaked, wherein Trump demands a crackdown on protesters. 

"You have to dominate. If you don't dominate, you're wasting your time — they're going to run over you, you're going to look like a bunch of jerks.  You have to arrest people, and you have to try people, and they have to go to jail for long periods of time.  Someone throwing a rock is like shooting a gun. You have to do retribution."

Can you imagine what the civil rights era would have looked like if Trump was in charge?!

It's a truly remarkable clip.  In the same call the Maine governor suggests to Trump that he cancel his pre-planned visit to the state of Maine, concerned that his arrival will cause even more unrest: "I'm very concerned your presence may cause security problems for our state."  Trump intends to come anyway, stating "they like their president."

Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on June 01, 2020, 12:13:41 PM
Quote from: Will Never on June 01, 2020, 11:12:21 AM
Can you imagine what the civil rights era would have looked like if Trump was in charge?!

Well actually, yes I can imagine it. Back in 1968, there was a racist third-party presidential candidate, who could have ended up becoming our president.

His name was George Wallace. He famously clashed with Bobby Kennedy in 1963, in a dispute regarding racial integration in Alabama's schools.
Kennedy was forced to travel to Alabama, backed by federal marshals, in order to force Wallace to get out of the way and allow black students
to enter an Alabama college. Lately, Trump is being compared to George Wallace... and for good reasons.

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/hnn-bucket/sites/default/files/166922-akajhbdscsdcf.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on June 01, 2020, 10:48:42 PM
Here is what I believe...


The people committing the acts of violence are Trump supporters. They've been sent in by Trump, through his network. Trump's operatives do the looting, Trump and Barr blame it on Antifa, Trump uses the resulting confusion as an excuse to declare martial law. Later, Trump prevents the November election from taking place. All of this so that Trump can stay out of prison and the super-rich can loot America with impunity.

BUY GUNS -- AND LEARN HOW TO USE THEM
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on June 02, 2020, 03:23:30 AM
Yesterday, Anonymous leaked evidence that Donald Trump was involved with sex trafficking of minors.

Associated with claims that he was bidding over the virginity of pubescent girls, there was also this 2016 civil complaint against him for raping a 13 year old at an Epstein party (attached).

I mean, when Tess posted that photo of Ivanka and Trump with Epstein, after research I found that it was a photoshop job...

In this case it seems that the photoshop job was telling a deeper truth about Trump and Epstein.

I'd call Trump a piece of shit, but that would cast aspersions upon a normal bodily function.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on June 02, 2020, 09:02:08 AM
I promise you that I didn't photoshop that photo of Trump, Ivanka and Epstein. I found it posted in several places on the web and so, I assumed that it was legitimate. Especially since we have other photos and videos of Trump with Epstein, taken at around that same time.

The affidavit that you have attached to your post is a smoking gun, however. It explains much about why Trump is so desperate to remain in office at all costs. If Trump is tried and convicted for those sex crimes against minors, at his advanced age, then he will quite certainly die in prison.

Those are very, very serious charges and if convicted, I would expect Trump to receive no less than a 30-year sentence. At the age of 74, a 30-year sentence is the same as a life sentence. For those of you who have not bothered to read the affidavit, here is what it alleges Trump and Epstein were guilty of (in a nutshell):

RAPE, SEXUAL MISCONDUCT, CRIMINAL SEXUAL ACTS, SEXUAL ABUSE,
FORCIBLE TOUCHING, ASSAULT, BATTERY, INTENTIONAL AND RECKLESS
INFLICTION OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS, DURESS, AND FALSE
IMPRISONMENT
7. Plaintiff was subject to acts of rape, sexual misconduct, criminal sexual acts,
sexual abuse, forcible touching, assault, battery, intentional and reckless infliction of emotional
distress, duress, false imprisonment, and threats of death and/or serious bodily injury by the
Defendants that took place at several parties during the summer months of 1994.

So basically... in order to keep himself out of jail, Trump is willing to effectively destroy America.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on June 18, 2020, 08:11:37 PM
I just placed this banner on the entry page for our web site... everyone who visits will see it:


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/trump_horrifying_truth_banner.jpg)

Clicking on the banner links you to the actual affidavit, filed in 2016 in New York, regarding the Trump/Epstein teen rape case.
This is the same case which implicates Trump in the disappearance (and possible murder) of a 12-year-old girl named "Maria."

Read this and learn the truth about Trump: http://www.tessmage.com/downloads/DJT_horrible_truth.pdf
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on June 19, 2020, 06:56:43 AM
Propublica, an organization of journalists who are devoted to investigating fraud and abuse within government, published another article that demonstrates the corruption and incompetence that follows after every national disaster.

Trump administration paid millions for test tubes and received shrunken soda bottles. (https://www.propublica.org/article/the-trump-administration-paid-millions-for-test-tubes-and-got-unusable-mini-soda-bottles)

We saw a similar swamp job with the company "Whitefish Energy" after the hurricane took out Puerto Rico's power a few years ago.  Trump's administration hired the so-called power company composed of two people working out of a house in Montana who had vague ties to then secretary of the interior Ryan Zinke, also from the same town.  Privatizing disaster relief is a disaster in and of itself.   Although Trump and cronies are probably the worst offenders, they certainly aren't the first and definitely not the only.  Stories like these are probably just the tip of the iceberg, while our taxes go to line the pockets of capitalist cronies wanting lucrative federal government contracts that no one seems to be overseeing in any meaningful way.  Imagine how often this probably happens while we don't even find about it, all at the expense of We the People.

Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on June 19, 2020, 07:21:25 AM
I'm just sickened to see how Trump's numerous crimes and his loathsome behavior have become normalized, in the minds of so many people.

Including members of this board.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on June 19, 2020, 07:30:58 AM
Do we know why that complaints by those Does were dismissed??  Were they paid off??
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on June 19, 2020, 07:55:25 AM
Quote from: Will Never on June 19, 2020, 07:30:58 AM
Do we know why that complaints by those Does were dismissed??  Were they paid off??

You mean the teen rape case..? No.

According to the Newsweek article, the plaintiff has filed and then withdrawn her case several times, due to serious death threats. In fact, she has been receiving death threats for more than 25 years.

The law firm representing the plaintiff also claims that their servers were hacked and sensitive e-mails were stolen. Apparently, some very powerful people don't want her case to go to court.

Keep in mind that Jeffrey Epstein himself was killed, under very questionable circumstances, after he was arrested last year. So think about it... if they can get to Epstein, even when he was in police custody, then they can certainly get to Jane Doe, too. There is some very deep shit going on here.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Drazgar on June 29, 2020, 07:16:53 PM
I'm not sure where to put this one, but there is another weirdo flashmob going on Twitter, this time it's a FaceApp thing.
Someone recently decided to do something funny and turn Donzey into what apparently should be named Old Witch Trumpina.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EauNVU2XgAE7q1Z?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on June 30, 2020, 10:40:31 AM
I can beat that...


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/trump_rape_headline_gag.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on June 30, 2020, 11:47:25 AM
Well what do you know, he looks slightly better as a woman.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on June 30, 2020, 12:09:17 PM
Can't see anyone saying this here yet but...

It's more straw on the pile of hay that already broke a thousand camels' backs, but yeah.

Trump's verified as a fucking traitor now!

Is there any doubt that he's been sucking Putin's dick at every little meeting of theirs?
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on June 30, 2020, 12:43:57 PM
I think it's a safe bet that Trump owes Putin something. Something very big. A lot of money... or the 2016 election.... or the Moscow tower... something really big.

Or... Trump may be planning to flee to Russia after he leaves office, to avoid spending the rest of his life in prison here in the States. If so, then Trump would certainly want to stay on Putin's good side.

Or... Putin may have some serious dirt on Trump. I'm sure we can all imagine all sorts of possibilities there. Russian hookers... pee pee tapes... raping underage girls... it'll be something really sordid like that.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on June 30, 2020, 08:39:12 PM
Quote

Or... Putin may have some serious dirt on Trump. I'm sure we can all imagine all sorts of possibilities there. Russian hookers... pee pee tapes... raping underage girls... it'll be something really sordid like that.

Sad to say, "all of the above" is a realistic option.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Drazgar on June 30, 2020, 10:04:07 PM
Quote from: Tessera on June 30, 2020, 12:43:57 PM
Or... Trump may be planning to flee to Russia after he leaves office, to avoid spending the rest of his life in prison here in the States.
Maybe. Putin is trying to RESET his already spent terms of office while effectively masking it with "good" constitutional amendments Caligula style all over again. If this shit fails they are both going to jail. Otherwise this country turns into...
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on July 01, 2020, 11:32:55 AM
Putin? In jail? Nah. The Russian constitution may look decent on paper, but it's almost completely unenforced.

I went out with a Russian girl last year and we had a interesting talk about Putin (Everyone under 40 hates him). The reason he keeps getting elected is because he's all that keeps Russia from splintering into 6 or so bickering fiefdoms.  Russia proper is a typical Eastern European country... with an empire consisting of barely-governable feudal states extending into Asia.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on July 02, 2020, 02:29:55 PM
Ghislane Maxwell, longtime procurer for Jeffrey Epstein, was arrested today by the FBI.

Now you know why Trump and Barr were trying to make changes, a few weeks ago, over at the SDNY. They knew this was coming.

Trump needs to resign. I'm expecting the Republicans to dump Trump sometime around the end of this summer. They'll probably run Mitt Romney in his place, figuring that Romney's vote to convict Trump during the Senate trial will endear him to right-leaning Independents.

A huge shit storm is about to take place, folks. Buckle up!
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on July 03, 2020, 12:05:29 AM
I just saw this.  I am still reeling.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on July 03, 2020, 07:32:21 AM
She'll probably "commit suicide" before she can be brought to trial, just like Epstein. Or she might up and die of "natural causes" just to mix things up. :P

I would be shocked if she is allowed to ruin the lives of all the rich and powerful men who used young girls procured by Maxwell and prostituted by Epstein. :o

In that extreme unlikelihood...maybe she will be allowed to out Trump, if the Republicans decide to burn him...maybe Bill Clinton to provide a veneer of nonpartisanship. ::)

But it's likely that Ghislaine Maxwell will perish without giving a single name. :(
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on July 03, 2020, 10:40:49 AM
I don't think so. I don't think they're stupid enough to pull the same stunt twice. It would be far too obvious. Keep in mind that people are now expecting that to happen.

And I'm sure the FBI will have agents watching her around the clock.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on July 03, 2020, 01:11:57 PM
QuoteA huge shit storm is about to take place, folks. Buckle up!

It's going to be a good show.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/900133290ea848669796934cf214f2ce/tenor.gif?itemid=14734591)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on July 05, 2020, 11:19:01 AM
The girl who Trump raped when she was 13 years old did an interview in 2016.
Turns out there's a video. Everyone should watch this:

https://youtu.be/rbFJWo3gdRI

It all clicked for me when she talked about Trump saying "You remind me of my daughter."
Bingo... we already knew that Trump has a sexual obsession with his daughter Ivanka.

...it also tells us that when Trump was raping this poor girl, he was actually fantasizing about RAPING HIS OWN DAUGHTER.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blonde Guardian on July 05, 2020, 11:48:21 AM
The woman seems genuine (not that I have a mental blueprint of what rape survivors act like), but I'm not sure of what to make of that case. On one hand, it's certainly not inconceivable that Trump has abused underage girls. On the other hand, if The Guardian can be believed, there is compelling evidence that this is the work of an enterprising Jew stereotype who likes to peddle outrageous stories whenever money can be made from it: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jul/07/donald-trump-sexual-assault-lawsuits-norm-lubow

There are several other articles that poke holes in this case, and they're all from very left-wing news sites, so there should be no conflict of interest. Apart from lack of credibility, the only other reason I can think of for why this story was buried so quickly is that it might draw too much attention to the child-raping tendencies of the rest of the elite.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on July 05, 2020, 11:57:14 AM
You are conveniently ignoring the numerous death threats that she has received. That's why she withdrew her case. It's also why her face is blurred out in that video.

There is no money to be made by this woman. The way you make money is to privately threaten to go public, unless you get a big cash payoff.

Well, she has already gone public... so we can forget about that crap. So have all of the other women who have accused Trump of rape and/or sexual assault.

The only way any of them could make money now would be if the accusations are proven to be true... at which point they can write books and do the talk show circuit.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blonde Guardian on July 05, 2020, 12:48:28 PM
According to some articles, her representative (Al Taylor/Norm Lubow) initially tried to sell that interview video for a solid 1 million dollars to media outlets. If true, I guess he gave up or it got leaked.

I didn't think much of the death threats because every woman who makes a public sexual assault claim receives them by the truckload, and she was offered round-the-clock security after she failed to show up at a press conference with Lisa Bloom (according to Lisa herself). I can believe that it was simply too much stress for her to continue pursuing the case, but there's been so many spurious sexual assault cases dominating the news cycle that I tend to assume ulterior motives are involved if there isn't any evidence.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on July 05, 2020, 03:23:57 PM
How could she pursue a case like this against the president..? She'll have to wait until Trump is out of office. The DOJ is so far up Trump's ass that they'll never allow him to be touched -- until after he's out.

It really doesn't matter if people are trying to make money from her story. The question is whether or not it's TRUE... not whether or not people are trying to exploit it. I could care less if someone makes 20 million bucks from this story... the question still remains as to whether or not it actually happened and if it did, then Trump is an incredibly sick and dangerous individual. He belongs behind bars, for the rest of his life.

It is also important to understand that there are some very powerful people out there who will surely be trying to fight this by disseminating disinformation. So the things that you have read about the case could very well be completely fabricated bullshit.

Two-dozen women have accused Trump of similar crimes. So either there's some vast and complicated conspiracy -- involving numerous women who have never met each other -- to accuse Trump of crimes he didn't commit... OR...

It's true. Which would be entirely consistent with what we already know for sure about Trump -- namely that he has paid hush money to women in the past, in return for their silence.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blonde Guardian on July 05, 2020, 05:21:09 PM
After thinking about this a little more, I agree with you.

Quote from: Tessera on July 05, 2020, 03:23:57 PMIt is also important to understand that there are some very powerful people out there who will surely be trying to fight this by disseminating disinformation. So the things that you have read about the case could very well be completely fabricated bullshit.

The main reason I thought there might be something to the criticism of the case is that most of it came from relatively left-wing sites like the Guardian and Vox. I realize that these outlets are essentially manipulated by the aliens from They Live, but they normally jump at the chance to give maximum support to any anti-Trump cause, so something unusual must be going on here. I was probably naive to think that child abuse at the hands of any powerful person would get non-manipulated coverage in a mainstream source, though. Except posthumously.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on July 05, 2020, 06:12:45 PM
Quote from: Blonde Guardian on July 05, 2020, 05:21:09 PM
The main reason I thought there might be something to the criticism of the case is that most of it came from relatively left-wing sites like the Guardian and Vox.


Not all rapists and child molesters are Republicans. There are powerful people on the left who may very well have a stake in silencing any and all cases having to do with Jeffrey Epstein.

I'm very interested in seeing what happens with Ghislane Maxwell. Will she spill the beans..? Will she keep silent..? Will she be killed..? This is gonna be a wild ride for sure.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blonde Guardian on July 05, 2020, 06:44:40 PM
Like you said earlier, it's possible she won't be killed since it will look too obvious after Epstein's "suicide". I still expect death before the presidential election, possibly followed by each party trying to pin the blame on the other for it. Fun times will be had, for sure.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on July 06, 2020, 05:59:46 AM
"Nobody touches Mr. Trump's penis without gloves."

This line convinced me it was true beyond doubt.

It is so Trumpian. He's a notorious germophobe as well as a gigantic elitist. Of course nobody can touch the Holy Cock without gloves, even when they're some scared young girl he's abusing.

Fuck Trump.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on July 06, 2020, 11:17:40 AM
Quote from: StarWrecker on July 06, 2020, 05:59:46 AM
Fuck Trump.

Well, rejoice... because Trump is indeed getting fucked. Take a look at today's data analysis:

(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/trump_losing_2020_data_analysis.jpg)

That map, which is a projection based upon the average of all the most recent polling data,
shows Trump being DESTROYED in November. Keep in mind that Trump needs a minimum of
270 electoral votes to win. So if the above map turns out to be even remotely correct, then it
is 100% impossible for Trump to win in November. The numbers simply aren't there.

Today, one of trump's biggest billionaire donors saw that map and then pulled his support from Trump.

Also, the Supreme Court handed down a landmark decision today... and it doesn't help Trump one bit.
They decided that electors in the electoral college MUST vote the same way as the popular vote within
their states. No more rogue electors, doing whatever they want. So again -- Trump is FUCKED.

Oh... and just to make things even more squirmy for Trump, his niece Mary is releasing a new book soon:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51k-FOUzX5L._SX329_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)


Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on July 06, 2020, 11:55:20 AM
That map is absolute carnage.

I'm not sure if an incumbent has faced down this kind of odds since the blowout that got Reagan elected.

Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on July 08, 2020, 09:49:35 AM
Found this on the web today...

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EcRVDXYVAAAUpWA.jpg)

LOL   :D
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on July 08, 2020, 09:51:05 AM
Wait the girl who accused Donald Trump of rape is also one of the girls who accused Epstein?  WTF.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on July 08, 2020, 12:42:20 PM
Quote from: Will Never on July 08, 2020, 09:51:05 AM
Wait the girl who accused Donald Trump of rape is also one of the girls who accused Epstein?  WTF.

I don't follow you. Of course -- she accused both of them. The rape took place in Epstein's home.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on July 10, 2020, 08:12:31 AM
QuoteThey decided that electors in the electoral college MUST vote the same way as the popular vote within
their states. No more rogue electors, doing whatever they want.

That's good to hear.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on July 12, 2020, 10:22:52 PM
If Trump loses Texas, Florida, Pennsylvania, Ohio and Michigan, then it will be 100% impossible for him to win re-election. The electoral votes won't be there.

...keeping in mind that traditionally blue states like California, New York and New England are pretty much guaranteed to go to Biden. When you add up the electoral votes on that kind of map, it is simply impossible for Trump to get to the 270 votes he needs. That's not an opinion -- it's simple math. Trump can't just pull electoral votes out of his ass... he absolutely MUST win a minimum number of the big states, otherwise he's completely screwed.

The most amusing aspect of this is what will happen on election night, as the totals start to come in from all around the country. I'm fully expecting the Trump trolls to start whining about how unfair the electoral college is, once they see Trump getting his ass kicked. No matter where you live, you'll be able to hear me roaring with vengeful laughter when that starts happening.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on July 13, 2020, 06:48:24 AM
Quote from: Tessera on July 12, 2020, 10:22:52 PM
If Trump loses Texas, Florida, Pennsylvania, Ohio and Michigan, then it will be 100% impossible for him to win re-election. The electoral votes won't be there.

...keeping in mind that traditionally blue states like California, New York and New England are pretty much guaranteed to go to Biden. When you add up the electoral votes on that kind of map, it is simply impossible for Trump to get to the 270 votes he needs. That's not an opinion -- it's simple math. Trump can't just pull electoral votes out of his ass... he absolutely MUST win a minimum number of the big states, otherwise he's completely screwed.

The most amusing aspect of this is what will happen on election night, as the totals start to come in from all around the country. I'm fully expecting the Trump trolls to start whining about how unfair the electoral college is, once they see Trump getting his ass kicked. No matter where you live, you'll be able to hear me roaring with vengeful laughter when that starts happening.

Electoral college, people are for it when it benefits them and hate it when it goes against them.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on July 15, 2020, 03:05:32 PM
Meanwhile, Trump's amazingly lifelike daughter Ivanka is selling beans for Goya:


(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2543003/86319758.jpg)

As millions have no doubt already said... you can't make this stuff up.  ::)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 03, 2020, 10:11:47 PM
Trump Talk -- Translated:

"Many People have told me" = Voices inside my head
"A lot of people don't know" = I just learned
"Believe me" = I just lied
"In Fact" = I'm about to lie
"He's a great guy" = I will deny ever knowing this person after they begin to tell the truth about me
"MAGA" = Making my pockets fatter off the American taxpayers
"Nobody knew" = Everyone knew except me
"Huge" = moderate to below average in size
"Loser" = someone who makes me feel inferior due to their talent or accomplishments
"Policy Briefing" = Watching Fox News
"Liar" = Someone who tells the truth about me
"Fake News" = Real news
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 19, 2020, 01:34:50 PM
According to the Senate Republicans, Trump willingly colluded with Russia.

Here is their report:  https://www.intelligence.senate.gov/sites/default/files/documents/report_volume5.pdf

The Republicans who wrote that report are hoping that no one will actually read the entire report. It's almost 1,000 pages long. So as usual, they slipped something totally unethical and completely dishonest into the last part... the summary. In that summary, they claim that they can't find any evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russian intelligence agents.

Meanwhile, if you skim through the main body of their report, it lists dozens of examples of collusion. Serious examples of knowing and willing collusion between Trump and Russia.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on August 19, 2020, 08:30:21 PM
I saw that report's release.  When the story broke, it was talked about for only a day then was quickly forgotten.  Imagine if it were Bill Clinton running for re-election in 1996 and that sort of thing came out about him instead of Trump. 

What a world we live in.  I hope you all plan to vote.

Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on August 20, 2020, 01:36:36 AM
I plan to vote just as soon as I get my ballot.

Hopefully it will actually arrive in time to be counted, what with Trump's disgustingly transparent attempts to accelerate the already-underway (since the G. W. Bush administration) Republican effort to sabotage and destroy the U.S. Postal Service, in order to disenfranchise millions of mail voters, and force people to decide whether going to the polls is worth possibly catching covid and maybe dying. >:(
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 20, 2020, 08:19:50 AM
Trump Campaign Advisor Steve Bannon Has Been Arrested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LE1csbSmr4

In New York, the SDNY has arrested Steve Bannon and they have indicted him for fraud.   :o

Given the fact that this is a state case, Trump can not pardon Bannon or commute his sentence, as presidential pardoning power is limited to federal cases only. Which in turn means that Bannon will be under a great deal of pressure to spill his guts and rat on Trump, if he wants to avoid a lengthy prison sentence. This is getting juicy.

(http://www.tessmage.com/images/freaks/steve_bannon_oh_shit.jpg)

Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on August 20, 2020, 08:25:26 AM
Here's the NYT piece on it:

Steve Bannon Is Charged With Fraud in 'We Build the Wall' Campaign (https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/20/nyregion/steve-bannon-indicted.html?smid=em-share)

QUOTE: According to federal authorities, Mr. Bannon, widely considered the architect of Mr. Trump's 2016 presidential campaign, hatched the plot to defraud donors to the build-the-wall campaign with three other men: Brian Kolfage, 38, an Air Force veteran from Miramar Beach, Fla.; Andrew Badolato, 56, a financier from Sarasota, Fla.; and Timothy Shea, 49, of Castle Rock, Colo.

As the founder of "We Build the Wall," Mr. Kolfage promised his donors that he would "not take a penny in salary or compensation" and that all of the money he raised would be used "in the execution of our mission and purpose," prosecutors said.

But those promises were false, prosecutors said. Instead, they said, Mr. Kolfage secretly took more than $350,000 in donations for his own personal use. Mr. Bannon, through an unnamed nonprofit organization, received more than $1 million from "We Build the Wall," prosecutors said, some of which he used pay off hundreds of thousands of dollars in personal expenses.


LOL.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on August 20, 2020, 08:41:33 AM
Quote from: Tessera on August 20, 2020, 08:19:50 AM
Trump Campaign Advisor Steve Bannon Has Been Arrested

Given the fact that this is a state case, Trump can not pardon Bannon or commute his sentence, as presidential pardoning power is limited to federal cases only. Which in turn means that Bannon will be under a great deal of pressure to spill his guts and rat on Trump, if he wants to avoid a lengthy prison sentence. This is getting juicy.

He will be indicted on federal charges.  The Southern District of New York is a US district court, named for where it is geographically. Here's a statement from the US attorney's office which has some very interesting information about what these crooks did. (https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/leaders-we-build-wall-online-fundraising-campaign-charged-defrauding-hundreds-thousands)  If the charges in that statement are true, Bannon is in deep shit.  I am not sure Trump would pardon Bannon anyway.  After they had a falling out, I think Bannon is on Trump's shitlist just like Michael Cohen.  I wouldn't be surprised though if William Barr and the DOJ try to interfere by making "recommendations" to the US attorneys who are prosecuting the case.   


Hopefully, he does get prosecuted by the State of NY as well.    8)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 20, 2020, 10:00:01 AM
Quote from: Will Never on August 20, 2020, 08:41:33 AM
Hopefully, he does get prosecuted by the State of NY as well.    8)

I didn't realize it was a federal case. But perhaps Bannon will plea bargain to some lower state charge. Once they get these goons in handcuffs, they usually end up making all kinds of deals.

I'm just happy to see the SDNY moving forward and taking action against these creeps. I wonder what they have in store for Trump, when he finally vacates the White House..?

Like I said, this is getting juicy.  :P
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on August 20, 2020, 11:51:20 AM
Steve Bannon had a huge conservative following on Breitbart, which I believe he helped run for a few years.  I wonder how all of those die hard fanatical Trumpists feel about this story, especially the idiots who donated to his stupid border wall fund, now that they are discovering that Bannon and his colleagues looted the money for themselves LOL.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 20, 2020, 12:59:57 PM
You already know how they'll react, Will. They'll delude themselves, like they always do. They'll say that it's some huge conspiracy funded by George Soros. Or something equally retarded.

The last thing they will ever believe is the fact that Bannon bamboozled all of them out of millions of bucks to build some stupid, racist border wall -- just to line his own pockets.

So let's see what a NY jury believes.   ;)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on August 20, 2020, 01:05:12 PM
I don't use Facebook, but out of curiosity I just visited the "We Build the Wall" Facebook donation page to see what sort of backlash it was receiving from the "donors."

See attachments. 

You were right.  What idiots.    :P
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 20, 2020, 02:09:12 PM
Quote from: Will Never on August 20, 2020, 01:05:12 PM
You were right.  What idiots.    :P

There's your proof... there really is such a thing as "Trump Derangement Syndrome."

It's a paranoid, delusional and debilitating mental illness -- which affects every single Trump supporter in America.

We need to stop hoping that Trump's hardcore base will ever have some sort of epiphany and come back over from The Dark Side.
Those people simply can not be saved. They're too far gone, at this point. Their cultism has become a form of deep psychosis.

The rest of us need to push them aside... forcefully, if need be... and get on with the job of rebuilding this nation's reputation.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on August 21, 2020, 03:27:45 PM
Mike Pence Talks About Record Unemployment On CNN


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/Pence_who_gives_a_shit.jpg)

Watch this interview, if you wanna vomit:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkAEjmUP8mc

Pence didn't give a straight answer to a single question that he was asked and instead, he became frantic and combative.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on September 08, 2020, 04:46:32 AM
Roughly Two-Thirds of Americans Support the BLM Movement (Pew Research)

(https://www.pewsocialtrends.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2020/06/PSDT_06.12.20_protests-00-9.png)

As expected, support for BLM is VERY high among blacks and Democrats in general, while very low among so-called conservative white Republicans.

In fact, when you turn this data upside-down, it indicates that Republicans are, on average, about twice as racist as Democrats. Heh, no surprise there. So the next time you see some moronic right-wing troll, who's trying to claim that the BLM protesters will somehow swing a bunch of voters over to Trump, just show them this polling data from the Pew Research Center. And then tell them that they're outnumbered 2-to-1 in America.




So I found this old photo of Kamala Harris, from back in 2001...

(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/Kamala_Harris_2001.jpg)

She must have been around 35 years old in that pic.

I've never been a big fan of Kamala Harris, but she's definitely a lot hotter looking than Mike Pence. Just sayin'...   ;)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on September 08, 2020, 05:03:19 AM
I feel the the amount of hatred that Harris gets from the left is disproportionate to her sins.  It is true that she has centrist leanings on some issues and that she's corporate-backed, but she's a long sight better than Hillary Clinton was. 

When Tulsi Gabbard was still in the race, her toxic acolytes were the worst offenders when it came to hating Harris, which always puzzled me. 
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on September 08, 2020, 06:17:33 AM
Quote from: Will Never on September 08, 2020, 05:03:19 AM
I feel the the amount of hatred that Harris gets from the left is disproportionate to her sins.  It is true that she has centrist leanings on some issues and that she's corporate-backed, but she's a long sight better than Hillary Clinton was. 

When Tulsi Gabbard was still in the race, her toxic acolytes were the worst offenders when it came to hating Harris, which always puzzled me.

I think I can explain... at least a little bit.

Progressives became disenchanted with Harris after she back stabbed us, by going against her original commitment to support Medicare For All. As soon as her numbers started to wane in the polls, she jumped onboard with corporate donors and they pressured her into disavowing her original commitments. It was a slimy thing for her to do -- and it showed us that when the chips are down, Kamala Harris is just as much of a corporate cocksucker as every other Establishment Democrat. Is she as bad as Hillary..? Hell no -- not by a long shot. But she's still a dishonest, two-faced opportunist. Which, by the way, is probably why Biden selected her to be his running mate: she's a player... and the Establishment loves players.

As for the hostility from Tulsi's supporters... hmm. I think it probably arose from that infamous moment in the first (?) debate, when Tulsi forcefully raised the issue of Harris' past history as a dishonest prosecutor. Tulsi effectively tore Ms. Harris a new asshole, right there on national television. The two camps went to war that day and I gotta say... the people on Tulsi's side were the ones who had the higher moral ground. Just my opinion.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on September 09, 2020, 04:57:09 AM
Link to NYT: Trump is again using OUR money for his own personal expenses.  (https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/08/nyregion/donald-trump-jean-carroll-lawsuit-rape.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage)

Some highlights:

"The Justice Department moved on Tuesday to replace President Trump's private legal team with government lawyers to defend him against a defamation lawsuit by the author E. Jean Carroll, who has accused him of raping her in a Manhattan department store in the 1990s.  In a highly unusual legal move, lawyers for the Justice Department said in court papers that Mr. Trump was acting in his official capacity as president when he denied ever knowing Ms. Carroll and thus could be defended by government lawyers — in effect underwritten by taxpayer money.  Though the law gives employees of the federal government immunity from most defamation lawsuits, legal experts said it has rarely, if ever, been used before to protect a president, especially for actions taken before he entered office.
...

The Justice Department did not respond to a request for comment on the motion."


Unfuckingbelievable... Oh wait, no it isn't -- not with William Barr as attorney general.  It's funny; I remember thinking Jeff Sessions was like the polestar of human evil when he was still in the cabinet.  I was wrong: William Barr is so much worse.  I hope these fuckers get what they deserve.

Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on September 09, 2020, 07:15:46 AM
Interesting that Trump raised about a billion dollars for his campaign and now, they're saying that Trump is running out of money.

So... where did it all go..? He certainly didn't spend $700+ on his campaign.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on October 01, 2020, 11:54:56 PM
LMAO...

Breaking news:

Donald Trump has COVID-19. So does Melania. I shit you not. This is according to Trump himself, who tweeted it sometime after midnight tonight.

Stupid fuckers asked for it. I hope they both die and do the world a favor.




Okay, all kidding aside... I won't believe it until it's been independently verified. I think it's more likely that Trump is trying to manufacture a convenient excuse to dodge the next two debates with Biden. He'll pretend to have COVID and then go hide in his bunker until election day, claiming that he needs to quarantine. Obviously, I could be wrong... but this is Donald Trump that we're talking about. Nothing is beneath this pig.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on October 02, 2020, 03:17:28 AM
Karma's a bitch, if he isn't making it up to dodge the debates.

I don't want him to die from it, and I don't want him to suffer enough to gain a sympathy vote. (remember Boris Johnson?)

The bastard needs to be repudiated by the American electorate, and the polls look like it's going that way after the fiasco of a "debate".
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on October 02, 2020, 07:40:41 AM
Quote from: Tessera on October 01, 2020, 11:54:56 PM
LMAO...

Breaking news:

Donald Trump has COVID-19. So does Melania. I shit you not. This is according to Trump himself, who tweeted it sometime after midnight tonight.

Stupid fuckers asked for it. I hope they both die and do the world a favor.




Okay, all kidding aside... I won't believe it until it's been independently verified. I think it's more likely that Trump is trying to manufacture a convenient excuse to dodge the next two debates with Biden. He'll pretend to have COVID and then go hide in his bunker until election day, claiming that he needs to quarantine. Obviously, I could be wrong... but this is Donald Trump that we're talking about. Nothing is beneath this pig.

As things get closer to election day watch more outrageous "announcements" come out.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on October 02, 2020, 08:40:51 AM
Quote from: StarWrecker on October 02, 2020, 03:17:28 AM
I don't want him to die from it

Well I do.

It would be poetic justice. Due to Trump's negligence and ineptitude, almost a quarter-million innocent American citizens have died. That's a lot of blood on Trump's hands. So what is the customary punishment for a mass murderer of this magnitude..? Death... correct..?

But I'm still not ready to believe that Trump actually has COVID. He could very well be faking it. It's a great excuse for him to dodge the remaining two debates with Biden, for one thing. It also could generate the "sympathy vote" that you mentioned.

It could also give Trump an opportunity to emerge victorious from his fictitious battle with the coronavirus -- and show the world how tough he is. It's the sort of self-aggrandizing crap that we've seen Putin doing from time to time... like when Putin was on Russian TV a few years ago, having staged wrestling matches against much younger opponents.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on October 02, 2020, 07:23:05 PM
Latest update is that Trump is hospitalized at Walter Reed.
:D :D :D :D :D



Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on October 03, 2020, 03:46:57 PM
I know how you feel. I understand that for most Americans, the past four years have been a continuous trauma resulting from having the country's village idiot in charge.

Part of me is worried that the undecided middle would spring for Pence if Trump died, since the threat of the orange menace has gone, and the GOP has been trying to smear Biden with association with the imaginary "far left".

Part of me wants to see him spending the rest of his life in court, having his private life upended by the state of New York.

I think he deserves to be punished, and dying from a disease that he has let run rampant, while poetic, won't be the public repudiation that having his lying ass dragged from court to court and then to prison would be.

As he's been hospitalized now, I suspect this is real - the amount of people who would need to be in on it for it to be fake is now too high to be leak-proof.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on October 03, 2020, 04:58:26 PM
Quote from: StarWrecker on October 03, 2020, 03:46:57 PM
As he's been hospitalized now, I suspect this is real - the amount of people who would need to be in on it for it to be fake is now too high to be leak-proof.

Well if you want to believe Trump's official lackeys, they say he's having serious difficulty breathing right now. That's the latest report.

But isn't it interesting that, although Melania is supposedly infected as well, she has not been hospitalized. In fact, there's been no mention made at all of any medical care that she may or may not be receiving.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on October 19, 2020, 02:45:17 PM
I can't wait until Trump has to answer for his crimes once he's out of office. There have been so many investigations into his criminal Financial dealings that he has been shielded from do due to his office.  And once he is gone, there will be no one to Pardon him the same way that he pardoned his criminal Associates.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on October 19, 2020, 03:54:35 PM
Quote from: Will Never on October 19, 2020, 02:45:17 PMAnd once he is gone, there will be no one to Pardon him the same way that he pardoned his criminal Associates.

Well he wouldn't be pardoned in any case, because presidential pardoning power is limited to federal cases only. But many, if not most, of Trump's crimes amount to STATE crimes committed mainly in NY and Florida. So what it comes down to is: the only person who could legally pardon Trump in NY would be Gov. Andrew Cuomo... and he hates Trump's guts. NY State could very well lock Trump in prison for more than 10 years... which at his age (along with Trump's poor health) effectively amounts to a life sentence. I think the main reason that Trump recently changed his residence to Florida is because he hopes Gov. DeSantis in Florida will make it difficult for Trump to be extradited to NY. But DeSantis can't hold back the flood of indictments forever.

Now as for the people out there who say things like "Presidents don't go to prison," I have a little quiz for you all:

If ex-presidents supposedly never go to prison, then why did Gerald Ford feel compelled to pardon Richard Nixon..?   ;)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 05, 2020, 12:15:33 AM
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to present my choice for the most hilarious Trump quote of all time:


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/trump_claims_michigan_2020.jpg)

I'm dying with laughter here.  :D

The fucking misogynistic moron relentlessly attacked Michigan's gorgeous governor Whitmer for a solid month
before the election... and now he can't understand why Michiganders voted against him. Fucking hilarious.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on November 05, 2020, 11:03:55 AM
I think this is an accurate depiction of Trump's mind right about now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH7zn52M_BA

Still got my fingers crossed. I feel for you guys.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 06, 2020, 02:39:46 AM
Believe it or not, this is the guy who serves as Trump's personal attorney:


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/freaks/rudy_the_lunatic_2020.jpg)

I have no comment... because no comment is needed.  ::)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 07, 2020, 04:36:25 AM
Mary Trump asserts that Donald Trump will "try to take the rest of us down with him" during this transition period:

https://youtu.be/_98infWoIT0

She also offers some interesting insights into Trump's lifelong psychosis. Mary Trump is not only Trump's niece, but she's also a clinical psychologist and her insights into Trump's character have been pretty much spot-on.

I think Biden needs to enter office under the assumption that absolutely everything is either broken or missing, and just do a complete, clean sweep of the whole place. Just flush it all down the toilet and start over again from scratch. It's a given that Trump will not willingly participate in any sort of transfer of power traditions and in fact, Trump will probably try to actively sabotage Biden on his way out.

To me, Trump is just like a neurotic little boy who, when you tell him he can't play with his toys anymore, will smash them all up, just to make sure no one else can play with those toys, either.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on November 07, 2020, 03:41:14 PM
Quote from: Tessera on November 07, 2020, 04:36:25 AM
Mary Trump asserts that Donald Trump will "try to take the rest of us down with him" during this transition period:

https://youtu.be/_98infWoIT0

She also offers some interesting insights into Trump's lifelong psychosis. Mary Trump is not only Trump's niece, but she's also a clinical psychologist and her insights into Trump's character have been pretty much spot-on.

I think Biden needs to enter office under the assumption that absolutely everything is either broken or missing, and just do a complete, clean sweep of the whole place. Just flush it all down the toilet and start over again from scratch. It's a given that Trump will not willingly participate in any sort of transfer of power traditions and in fact, Trump will probably try to actively sabotage Biden on his way out.

To me, Trump is just like a neurotic little boy who, when you tell him he can't play with his toys anymore, will smash them all up, just to make sure no one else can play with those toys, either.

That won't end well.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 09, 2020, 06:54:36 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the ex-President of the United States...


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/ex-president_trump.jpg)

I'm willing to bet that similar words have been shouted at least once during Trump's cabinet meetings.


Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on November 09, 2020, 08:00:52 PM
Jared Kushner is one of the fucking weirdest and most depraved people the White House staff has ever known. 
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on November 09, 2020, 10:28:32 PM
I'm recalling an interview with a white supremacist who said that Trump wasn't racist enough for them, since he "gave his daughter to a Jew".

I do wonder though. He's made a few anti-Semitic slips in the past...
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 10, 2020, 03:13:36 AM
Meanwhile... back at the White House...


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/white_house_moving_sale.jpg)

:D
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on November 10, 2020, 04:21:18 AM
I think Trump might want to leave a little "present" in the Presidential bed, if you know what I mean.

I'd have all the furniture burned and all the fittings autoclaved myself.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 12, 2020, 02:24:22 AM
This just in from QAnon:

Space aliens forced Eleanor Roosevelt to mate with Bigfoot... and Joe Biden is their love child.   :o

This shocking secret was revealed to them by Elvis, who as we all know is not dead.

The Illuminati may also be involved.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on November 12, 2020, 08:16:07 AM
And all Democrats, liberals and progressives are cannibalistic pedophiles who worship Satan. :-X

Hillary Clinton is the high priestess of the cult. :-\

And she runs the whole thing out of a pizza parlor in Washington, D.C. ::)

And millions of people ACTUALLY believe this. :o

Sometimes I wonder if QAnon may be more dangerous than Trump himself... :(
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 12, 2020, 09:54:26 AM
Notice that the conspiracy they DO believe is actually more freaky than the gag I posted.

Cannibalistic pedophile pizza. Righty-o.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Will Never on November 13, 2020, 12:23:36 AM
Qanon is one of the most embarrassing things to ever happen in the United States of America.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on November 16, 2020, 12:28:41 PM
I mean Qanon is stupid, but you have to remember how many "secret communists" they were able to dig up during the Red Scare. This sort of conspiratorial nutjobbery is not without precedent in the USA.

Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 16, 2020, 06:00:01 PM
Quote from: StarWrecker on November 16, 2020, 12:28:41 PM
This sort of conspiratorial nutjobbery is not without precedent in the USA.

Not without precedent in Germany, either.   ;)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on November 17, 2020, 08:29:27 AM
Oh, definitely. The human propensity for conspiratorial thinking is a real problem no matter where you are.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 19, 2020, 04:11:25 AM
Quote from: StarWrecker on November 17, 2020, 08:29:27 AM
Oh, definitely. The human propensity for conspiratorial thinking is a real problem no matter where you are.


Hate and fear + "group think" = the Nazi party, the KKK, QAnon, etc.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on November 19, 2020, 02:14:25 PM
This is why I'm genuinely worried for society. This past decade has been bad, and a lot of it has stemmed from society having not figured out what to do about social media.

It's given people who normally wear a tinfoil hat and rant on AM radio access to a megaphone that can reach billions of people.

Normally, it takes someone with the charisma and will of Hitler or Mussolini to whip up this crap into a truly dangerous storm, but now any jack-off with a Twitter account has a shot at it.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 19, 2020, 04:18:24 PM
I'll tell you what I think, Star...

I think Humanity is going through a tense transition period right now. I also think this transition period will continue until the end of this century.

What we're currently dealing with is a disparity, between the advancement of our technology and the advancement of our society. Our technology is rapidly overtaking our collective level of maturity. Soon, we'll be creating antimatter and mining the asteroid belt... but meanwhile, most of the people in the world still believe in magic (which is, after all, what religion is really all about).

Carl Sagan predicted everything that we're currently experiencing. Read his novel entitled "The Demon Haunted World." Read it from cover-to-cover. In that book, Sagan talks about the dangers that could arise, when our technological development outpaces our moral and philosophical development. I believe we are living in those times right now. People are surrounded by new technology that most of them don't really understand... and they feel uncomfortable. Small. Lost. Unimportant. Threatened.

It's sort of like going back in time 400,000 years, giving a Neanderthal a loaded AK-47 automatic assault rifle, and then expecting that nothing bad will happen.

At the other end of this transitional period, we have two major possible outcomes: the entire species has a grand epiphany and finally leaves childish things behind... or... we go extinct. I give it a 50-50 chance either way.

If you've ever wondered why we don't get visited by a different technological civilization every second Tuesday, then this may be why: most civilizations reach this time of crisis and then, they tragically make the ultimate mistake. They annihilate themselves... either violently, or else by pumping so much toxic garbage into their own planet that it eventually becomes uninhabitable. Maybe that's why we aren't finding any signs of them being out there in the galaxy: most of them are dead.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on November 20, 2020, 06:50:31 AM
QuoteIf you've ever wondered why we don't get visited by a different technological civilization every second Tuesday, then this may be why: most civilizations reach this time of crisis and then, they tragically make the ultimate mistake. They annihilate themselves... either violently, or else by pumping so much toxic garbage into their own planet that it eventually becomes uninhabitable. Maybe that's why we aren't finding any signs of them being out there in the galaxy: most of them are dead.

I agree with that theory and I don't think it's the first time I have heard of it.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 20, 2020, 09:18:19 AM
Quote from: Blankspace on November 20, 2020, 06:50:31 AM
I agree with that theory and I don't think it's the first time I have heard of it.

I'm sure lots of learned folks have had the same notions. In fact, it's also a subset ("L") of the famous Drake Equation: the percentage of technological civilizations that don't destroy themselves.

(https://www.gstatic.com/education/formulas/images_long_sheet/en/drake_equation.svg)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 23, 2020, 04:55:49 PM
Trump's lawyers keep claiming to have "overwhelming evidence" and yet, for some inexplicable reason, they can't produce even one tiny speck of that evidence in court.

As of this posting, Trump has lost 34 out of 36 court cases. The two cases that he won had nothing to do with election fraud and instead, they had something to do with procedural issues.

Longtime Trump acolytes like Chris Christie and Tucker Carlson are now telling Trump to cut the crap and concede. You know it's hopeless when a slimy little right-wing cocksucker like Tucker Carlson is telling you to throw in the towel.

Trumpism is dead. Anyone who disagrees with me should bring up this subject again... a year from now. I'll be right here.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Koshchey on November 26, 2020, 03:18:30 AM
What is wrong with elections, in the states? Previous Election time, Hillary VS Donald, democrats shouted intervention, fraud, Russian hackers, refused to aknowledge the results initially etc. This time round, Trump VS Biden, republicans shout fraud, illegitimate votes, fake inspections etc.

Isn't there full transparency? From where does the room for such suspicion and rage over supposed cheating, comes from? And just what is the story with the servers being taken away (from the company tasked with automatic counting), or something like that, over which i read brief notions about (but never understood well)?
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on November 26, 2020, 10:26:05 AM
The elections are for the most part secure. Accusations of fraud made by the Trump team are spurious at best, outright lies at worst.

What happened in 2016 was different - in that case it was a targeted Russian propaganda campaign which exploited Hillary Clinton's known weaknesses.

Of course, a better candidate wouldn't have had as many glaring faults as Hillary - there would be no "October Surprise" if Bernie had been the candidate since all of his negatives are known.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on November 26, 2020, 12:51:08 PM
Quote from: Tessera on November 23, 2020, 04:55:49 PM
Trump's lawyers keep claiming to have "overwhelming evidence" and yet, for some inexplicable reason, they can't produce even one tiny speck of that evidence in court.

As of this posting, Trump has lost 34 out of 36 court cases. The two cases that he won had nothing to do with election fraud and instead, they had something to do with procedural issues.

Longtime Trump acolytes like Chris Christie and Tucker Carlson are now telling Trump to cut the crap and concede. You know it's hopeless when a slimy little right-wing cocksucker like Tucker Carlson is telling you to throw in the towel.

Trumpism is dead. Anyone who disagrees with me should bring up this subject again... a year from now. I'll be right here.

They are dropping him like a bad habit.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 29, 2020, 08:44:37 AM
Trump is behaving more and more like a two-bit street thug lately. Even more than usual. I think he's terrified of what will happen to him after he leaves the White House.

Did everyone see Trump acting like an angry child during his most recent press conference..? A reporter tried to press Trump on why he still hasn't conceded the election... and Trump went postal.

Check it out here, if you haven't already seen it:  https://youtu.be/vVR2_JyVzHE

"Yer just a lightweght! I'm the president of the United States!"   ::)

To paraphrase Tywin Lannister, in Game of Thrones: "Any man who needs to keep reminding people that he's the 'president,' is no president."
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on November 30, 2020, 02:37:34 PM
Quote from: Tessera on November 29, 2020, 08:44:37 AM
Trump is behaving more and more like a two-bit street thug lately. Even more than usual. I think he's terrified of what will happen to him after he leaves the White House.

Did everyone see Trump acting like an angry child during his most recent press conference..? A reporter tried to press Trump on why he still hasn't conceded the election... and Trump went postal.

Check it out here, if you haven't already seen it:  https://youtu.be/vVR2_JyVzHE

"Yer just a lightweght! I'm the president of the United States!"   ::)

To paraphrase Tywin Lannister, in Game of Thrones: "Any man who needs to keep reminding people that he's the 'president,' is no president."

Wonder when someone is going to tell Trump to go fuck themself.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on November 30, 2020, 05:32:22 PM
Quote from: Blankspace on November 30, 2020, 02:37:34 PM
Wonder when someone is going to tell Trump to go fuck themself.

I'd be happy to...


Hey Trump..? GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Koshchey on December 15, 2020, 08:53:28 AM
What's all the fuss over the "Dominion" systems? Is the rumored ongoing investigation a thing, or simply losers cannot accept defeat and initiate witch-hunts?

I 've been hearing various things and i think i smell smoke over the horizon. Anybody knows of and can bother to present facts? And is the footage that caught sabotaging elections-personnel legit?
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on December 15, 2020, 12:55:07 PM
No, none of that crap is legit. If it was, then Trump's lawyers would have presented evidence of it in court.

Internet rumors don't count -- actual court cases count. Trump has lost 59 out of 60 court cases.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on December 24, 2020, 09:20:05 AM
The Supreme Court will MUST not allow Trump to pardon himself.

No way in hell. It would set a horrible precedent... one that effectively invites future presidents from EITHER party to break all of the federal laws that they want to (up to and including mass murder), knowing that they can simply pardon themselves right before they leave office. It simply can not happen.

Imagine the following, admittedly extreme example: President Biden invites Mitch McConnell to visit him in the Oval Office. When McConnell arrives, Biden smiles and pulls a revolver out of his desk drawer... then he shoots McConnell in the head and murders him. Later, Biden pardons himself, for the crime of murdering a U.S. senator in cold blood. McConnell stays dead and Biden suffers no penalties of any kind whatsoever.

Later, Biden meets with Justice Brett Kavanaugh and likewise murders him in cold blood. Biden then pardons himself, for the crime of murdering a Justice of the Supreme Court. Again, no penalties for Biden... who then nominates one of his own lackeys to take Kavanaugh's place on the Court.

Get the picture..? If we allow presidents to pardon themselves, then the above extreme examples become a very real possibility in the future. Presidents could act as their own hired assassins, murdering their political foes with impunity. Or they could freely commit any number of other crimes. I can't imagine that the Court would ever throw the door open to that frightening possibility... hence, I do not believe that they will allow Trump to pardon his own crimes.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on December 31, 2020, 11:52:24 PM
Meanwhile... back on Capitol Hill...


(http://www.tessmage.com/images/misc/schumer_pelosi_weaklings_2020.jpg)

Spineless jellyfish, both of them.   >:(
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on January 06, 2021, 01:31:38 PM
Trump supporters violently invade Capitol to stop the certification of the Electoral College vote

This is a dark day in America, folks. :o

Trump and his supporters are TRAITORS to the United States of America. >:(
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on January 06, 2021, 03:11:28 PM
Quote from: Cylnar on January 06, 2021, 01:31:38 PM
Trump supporters violently invade Capitol to stop the certification of the Electoral College vote

I've been watching it live for the past few hours. Some female Trump supporter was shot and they carried her out on a stretcher, drenched in blood. Looked pretty bad.

I'm an old guy. I lived through the 60's and the 70's. I remember the riots and the huge anti-war marches back in those years. I know how this ends... and it isn't pretty.

These people are not protesters... let's get that clear right now. When you storm the U.S. Capitol and force your way inside... and when you deliberately force Congress to cease doing what is, according to our Constitution, their sacred duty to assemble on January 6th and confirm the election... well, guess what..? We have a name for that kind of activity: we call it INSURRECTION.

Insurrection is not a right guaranteed by the Constitution. This isn't the same as the BLM protests. The BLM protesters didn't try to force Congress to ignore a national election. Insurrection is a capital crime. Insurrection is also a domestic threat... and if you know anything about the military, then you'll know that everyone who joins the service swears an oath to protect America against all threats, both foreign and domestic.

If these loony Trumptards don't cut the shit immediately, then they are asking for the invocation of the Insurrection Act... which automatically authorizes the United States Armed Forces to intervene. That means armored vehicles. That means tanks. That means attack helicopters. That means deadly drones. That means a level of force that mere citizens will be completely unable to resist.

There's gonna be a lot of dead Trumptards bleeding all over the streets, if they don't go home. That's what I'm getting at here.  :(

In my opinion, Donald Trump is guilty of fomenting an insurrection within the USA. Trump orchestrated this, when he asked his lunatic followers to come to D.C. and "it's gonna be wild," which is Trump code for "It could get violent." Trump very clearly encouraged them, in other words. He should be arrested immediately, charged and jailed. In any other civilized country, Trump would be behind bars by now. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

EDIT to update: the woman who was shot has now died. The time has come for the 25th Amendment. REMOVE TRUMP.

Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on January 19, 2021, 03:26:40 PM
Check this out...

(https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/pottsmerc.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/a/07/a07fb271-5e8a-5daa-b2a4-a2e5697647da/5b7d875074fe9.image.jpg)

Wow... Joe Biden's daughter (Ashley) is a total babe. I had no idea.   :o
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Cylnar on January 19, 2021, 10:01:05 PM
And best of all, she has stated that she will have no role in her father's administration, unlike the outgoing First Daughter, Ivanka Trump. ;)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Blankspace on January 20, 2021, 06:53:02 AM
Trump is granting pardons to rappers.

Lil Wayne and Kodak Black: Why did Donald Trump grant the rappers clemency?


https://news.yahoo.com/lil-wayne-kodak-black-why-125651271.html

QuoteRap stars Lil Wayne and Kodak Black were on the list of more than 140 people who were granted pardons or had their sentences commuted by outgoing US President Donald Trump on his last full day in the job.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on January 20, 2021, 11:35:33 PM
Quote from: Blankspace on January 20, 2021, 06:53:02 AM
Trump is granting pardons to rappers.

Trump did what Trump always does: the most repugnant, self-serving thing possible.

He pardoned all of the white-collar criminals who kissed his ass, and did NOT pardon any of the people
that his supporters actually wanted him to pardon (Julian Assange, Edward Snowden, etc.)
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: StarWrecker on January 21, 2021, 04:59:45 AM
I expected more excitement here about the fact that the USA actually has a president again.

I hope they're making a jail cell in New York nice and cushy for Trump.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on January 21, 2021, 09:43:24 AM
Quote from: StarWrecker on January 21, 2021, 04:59:45 AM
I expected more excitement here about the fact that the USA actually has a president again.


After the insane events of the past few months, I think most of us are still blinking and shaking our heads in disbelief.
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on January 23, 2021, 05:24:25 PM
Hilarious video... Trump impersonator calls in to the Majority Report show:

https://youtu.be/qcOc8iukaVc

OMG... that is, without question, the most dead-on Trump impersonation that I have ever heard.

I don't know who the impersonator is, but give that man an award. Seriously... it's flawless.  :D
Title: Re: Let's All Do Something Nice For Donald Trump
Post by: Tessera on January 30, 2021, 06:43:51 AM
Quote from: Tessera on January 23, 2021, 05:24:25 PM
I don't know who the impersonator is, but give that man an award. Seriously... it's flawless.  :D

Okay, I found out the name of the guy who does, what I believe to be, the best Trump impression in the world.
His name is  James Austin Johnson and he has his own YouTube channel. Seriously, watch the video that I linked
in my previous post and see if you can hear a difference between Johnson and the real Trump. I can't.

As I understand it, James Austin Johnson is a comedian/impressionist living in Los Angeles.

Here's another of his hilarious Trump impressions:  https://youtu.be/9xczLxJWjko