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Hello everyone. I live in an impoverished country which was formerly a member of the Soviet bloc.

I am here to sell you a bunch of illicit bullshit that you do not need. And to be honest -- if you take these drugs that I am selling, then there is a good chance that your next child will be born without a penis. Unless it's a girl... in which case, no problem. She will definitely have a penis.

But please give me a chance to explain.

I know it is disgusting of me to spam other people's web sites with this pathetic attempt to sell useless drugs to people in foreign countries who have more money than we do... but actually, EVERYBODY has more money than we do. I am just trying to survive at your expense. After all, you are rich Americans and Europeans. Why should you care about sending me a paltry 20 dollars..?

And I hope you do send me your money right away, so that I can stop working as a teenaged male prostitute for my horrible uncle Dema. He makes me work the streets every night and I can not take any more cocks up my ass from fat German businessmen. I just can not do it any longer, do you hear me..?! You would not believe what these pigs expect from me for a measly 30 kopecks..!!! I can not even talk about it -- that is how disgusting I feel.

Please buy my shitty drugs so then, I can take the money and buy my freedom from Uncle Dema and stop having to drink the rancid semen of fat, old European and Japanese businessmen. And you do not even want to hear about how swollen my hemorrhoids are from all of those anal rapings that I am forced to endure every single night..!!! PLEASE BUY MY DRUGS..!!!

Many thank you's to you.