Our Top Five Downloads Of All-TimeI started this web site a little more than three years ago. In all of that time, we have been collecting the server statistics for various parts of this site. Which page is viewed the most..? Which video is played the most..? And of course, which mod files are downloaded the most often..?
So just for kicks, here are the top five downloads from the tessmage.com
Downloads page (based upon the total number of downloads over the course of the past three years)...
(1) Hellgate: Nude (version 2.0)This particular mod has been downloaded an OBSCENE number of times. I have no idea why, because I honestly didn't think that there were that many copies of the game itself in existence. But apparently, there are... and it seems that a helluva lot of people want to enjoy playing it with nude Hellgate babes. My mind boggles.
(2) Jeanette Voerman -- Sex Kitten One of my semi-nude mods for a very popular
Vampire -- The Masquerade: Bloodlines NPC. Everybody loves Jeanette and her quirky Malkavian personality... and she looks even quirkier strutting about in thigh-high black leather boots and a g-string. Definitely one of my better efforts.
(3) The True VTMB Patch version 5.04ATWhat can I say..? It's still the most stable and reliable patch available for Bloodlines. Especially if you prefer to play the actual Troika game... and not the bastardized, ez-mode craptastic that Werner Spahl's "unofficial patches" have turned that game into. Apparently the VTMB purists agree with my point of view... hence the impressive number of downloads that the True Patch has enjoyed, ever since its release back in 2007.
(4) Raven -- A Mystic ElfOur official mascot continues to enjoy a fairly large number of downloads to this very day, several years after she made her debut. Raven has been a fixture around here for three years and she has also managed to get published in a major gaming magazine, too.
Au naturel, of course... and she looks even better if you add my MELF Superskin package to accentuate her feminine charms.
(5) Fleshtone Nude Malkavian Mod version 7 (FNMM7)I'm actually surprised that this mod has been downloaded as often as it has been. Ever since I created it, I have always felt that it is both good and bad at the same time. On the one hand, your Malk will look absolutely delicious, especially as compared to the default version. But on the other hand, the FNMM7 mod also makes her look a lot more like a Playboy centerfold than a vampire. And lastly, the texture quality of the FNMM7 mod is so much higher than any of the default VTMB textures that in comparison, all of the normal NPC's in the game wind up looking like they were made out of Play-Doh. But obviously, nobody else besides me cares about this issue very much... because this particular mod has been downloaded thousands and thousands of times since its release back in 2007.
So there you have it... our five most popular downloads of all-time. I hope everyone continues to enjoy them as much as I enjoyed making them.
Happy gaming, peeps. And remember: the people who look down upon nude mods are the same people who are sexually repressed and ashamed of their own bodies. At least half of them are unhappy celibates, too. I truly pity them. But games are primarily for entertainment, are they not..? Well then, if anybody knows of something more entertaining than beautiful nude girls, then by all means... let us know.
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