Ha got you there!!
Here is my translation. I wasn't very easy and there are bumps and surly some mistakes but I think you will get the meaning. At some places I added notes like [bla]. Those don't belong to the original text.
So here we go:
Hooters, hooters, yum, yum, yum. Hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb. With this Bundy-Credo, which Al Bundy teaches his son Bud, we can only agree in certian parts. The first part actually - since we respect women. Honestly! And because we also respect the secondary female sexual organs, we include some nude patches for some of your favorite games into this issue. Don't hesitate to pay homage to us if you like to. Refere to the chart on page 115 to see which mods there are. Even a module for Neverwinter Nights is included, with which the modders Soren and Dorte created adventure for adults. Best to try it yourself.
But where does man's affinity to the female breast originates from? One aspect surely lies within childhood. Babies feed on their mother's bust. As women later on get more interested in their own breasts, man lacking a rack [no negative meaning here] of them self begin to take stock with those of the female gender. Let's face it, they are smooth, they feel good and one [there is a pun in german here] can play with them. Finally we sorted that out. In most computer games on the contrary female breasts are scarce commodity. But what are modders there for? Even for the first 3D-adventure of Duke Nukem fans created a nude patch that made the female characters more revealing. As in the same year Lara Croft bounced across the screen, the hormones of pubescent boys overflowed. Their mission: Lara had to adventure unclothed. After all one can move more freely without a shirt. But by now there is a new trend to be felt, leading away from drooling boys, who want to see their protagonist in birthday suit [or maybe in the buff would be a better translation], aiming at a aesthetic and artistic illustration [display] of the unclothed female body. One of the best examples is the modder Tessera. “At the risk of sounding conceited, I think we can give me at least partial credit for that change in the modding scene.”, he tells us. “My own nude mods have attempted to portray WOMEN... as a total package, not just as a dehumanized caricature that highlights some modder's favorite female body parts. I think that my work has embarrassed many other modders and that those now try to create work of higher quality.” By the way the modder actually gets his inspiration in nature. “I often have a live model posing for me. Additionally my own erotic fantasies also play a large part. The idea is not just to present a character who is nude and beautiful, but one who also provokes an erotic emotion with player.”
See for yourself, on the basis of the mods on our DVD, that by now nude mods aim for aesthetic values, instead of presenting naked women to amuse the male players. Of course it's not always this way, but the Hot-Bitches mod for Resident Evil 4, from the canadian Ian Pauley, also shows that eroticism is coming to the fore. For the girls here aren't naked but wear sexy underwear and other sexy clothes. Sadly you won't fins Tessera's fantastic mods on our DVD, since the modder couldn't give us a clearance. You can download his works at
www.tessmage.com. Let's hope that the trend to make eroticism in games socially acceptable continues and finds favor with game developers and publishers. For nude bodies don't automatically equal pubescent pulp [there is no fitting translation]. “We weren't born wearing bras and panties.”, says Tessera, “If we undress someone, that person is naked. We all should try to leave those sexual stoppages behind. The past centuries, that were full of sense of guilt and shame concerning sexuality [sorry for this lousy translation but I otherwise would have to rearrange the hole structure] have to come to an end.”
Considering that a certain amount of violence is daily business in games, but eroticism is not, one could think we are living in a twisted world. “Sex and nudity aren't just natural but also desirable and necessary for human health, “ Tessera explains his point of view. “Violence on the other hand is sadistic and evil.” As action-fans we surly don't want virtual violence in games to be abolished completely. However, as in real-life, eroticism won't be harmful but can make games more attractive.
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