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TIRED OF THE CENSORSHIP
IN AGE OF CONAN..?

THEN SEND YOUR ANGRY E-MAILS TO FUNCOM AT THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS:

Funcom Public Relations Department

Tell them that you are totally fed up with so-called "mature games"
that glorify violence and atrocities and yet shun nudity and erotica.

"I hope everyone can see my point. The ESRB rating on AoC is essentially the equivalent of an "R" rating for a movie. Well, there was an R-rated movie made back in 1981 and it was based upon the exact same books and stories that AoC claims to be based upon. That movie is called "Conan The Barbarian" and it stars Arnold Schwarzenegger. It also contains more nudity and erotic content in it's first 30 minutes than AoC contains in the entire game. A Conan movie made more than a quarter century ago is LESS censored than a Conan game released in 2008..?! There's something fundamentally wrong with that picture."
 - Tessera, taken from Forum comments



Childe Of Malkav

"If you have questions, then ask them," Lilith said quietly. "If I feel like answering,
then I will. If I don't, then I won't. See? You've got nothing to lose, so ask."

"I'm afraid," Anna blurted impulsively -- and she meant it. "I don't even understand
why you're not sucking me dry right now."

"I'm not hungry," Lilith responded emotionlessly. With a smirk, she jabbed one of her fingers
in Karl's direction and mused "I've already had my snack."

"Will he die?" Anna asked, with a lump in her throat. Her eyes began to tear up again.

"Everybody dies," Lilith replied coldly. "But not everyone gets to rest."
Her eyes were closed and her voice sounded like a lament.

"I'm sorry," Anna said, after she understood what the vampire meant.
Lilith's eyes popped open again and she looked askance at Anna.

"I do not require your pity, biker girl," Lilith hissed, turning her head to face Anna as she furrowed her brow. "In fifty years, you will lie stinking beneath the dirt. But in five
hundred years, I will still be here. And I will never age. My flesh shall not wrinkle and sag.
And my clan will continue -- long after your miserable organization has become extinct
and forgotten. If you wish to express your pity, then pity yourself."

Lilith curled her upper lip and exposed her fangs to Anna,
but she quickly relaxed her face and looked forwards again.
"Now ask your questions," she finished.

- excerpt taken from "Childe Of Malkav" by Tessera

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